The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 67, No. 9, Ed. 1 Friday, October 5, 1979 Page: 19 of 20
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D.S. still doesn't know who I am
and is still just as cute as she ever
was. T.
***
Kelly, you're just too slow. No, I'm
fast for a freshman.
***
For Sale:
Wurlitzer 4095R organ, $800.
105" zebra couch with attached
end tables & matching lamp.
Queen-size fold-out bed inside.
T brown sofa.
3' diameter wood coffee table
$50.
Royal manual typewriter.
Two 12" Stereo speakers $100.
Steelcase desk $25.
English Pram.
60 sq ft strip shelving.
Call Steve Lucas 626-2020 x529
days, 376-7398 evenings.
***
Heard at Math 102 review
Monday night:
"There's a difference between
what's really relevant—and what's
extra.
*4>*
"I can't keep blowing this thing for
20 minutes!"
-overheard from a dark Lovett
bathroom while supposedly drying
developed film.
#**
KB: "You're going to Hamman?"
TT: "No, Herman."
KB: "What's in Herman?"
TT:"German."
-Wed. 9/6/79
12:55 pm
**j|c
9/23/79, 8:54 pm
Greg Woodhams, president of
Baker College: "Well, here I go to
the meeting (of the college
presidents). I hope it's short!"
Flippant roommate: "/ hope it
lasts till the wee hours of the
morning."
Greg: "If it lasts till the wee hours
of the morning it means we're just
farting around drinking beer."
*#*
For sale: Waterbed and liner. You
will need four 2 x 8's to make a
frame. Phone 526-5435 or come
see Bill at 251 Baker. $22. "Do a
loved one a favor!"
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Mail resume by November 1,1979to
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All qualified applicants will be
interviewed at an early date.
An Equal Opportunity Employer
Dr. William Martin, Sociology
203a, September 21:
"Trust me—I have a PhD—I know
these things!"
***
"This is making my nose run—
keep it up."
***
Easy part time job if you have a
car. 2 or 3 days a week,
approximately 6 hours of
work/week, driving elderly
woman on errands in the Rice
vicinity. Call Mrs. Krieger at 524-
9891.
The International Communist
Conspiracy wants you! Aren't you
fed up with the fascist creepos who
keep proclaiming a new Down
With [supply your own homos
sapient sub-species] week? Who
needs a leader with a fuzzy
mustache anyway? The ICC needs
men, our spies are everywhere, and
we need someone to relay
information to them. We also have
openings for insurgents and
assassins. Apply at Aquarama or
follow coded instructions in any of
our ads.
LOST! A gold necklace with opal
pendant—lost somewhere on Rice
campus last Friday—lots of
sentimental value, so please call
Eileen at 665-3649 if you found it!
♦ **
"Guard Against Thinking"
Math 211 Dr. Frank Jones
In reference to the first test
***
You have to be upset to get happy
or you don't know the difference.
RMC Desk, 9/30/79, 10 pm
Hey Doc S.-
From 54 to 39, it must have been a
great summer!
From all your friends
at WRC
Will Rice: All the hostilities and
childishness aside, don't you think
it's just plain stupid to deface your
own building?
-A non-SRC member
Dan: Wash 'em!
Phildo. "Ooh, it's dinner time."
Peter."Where you goin7"
Phildo."To the bathroom!"
-Willy's Pub, 10/2/79, 5:00 pm
"The Greeks were nudes; we're not,
we're nakeds."
*Dr. Camfield, Hart 205-Tutoriai
***
Tests are not unfair. Life is unfair,
and tests only measure the results.
-Psyc 201
"And what doth the Lord
require of thee, but to do justly,
and to love mercy, and to
walk humbly with God. "
—Micah 6:8
Rice Baha'i Assoc.
Discussions Mondays
7:30 pm. Rayzor 320
Thanksgiving Christmas New Years
M7w/
Winter Park 4 nights/5 days $275 pp
Steamboat 7 nights/8 days $350 pp
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Muller, Matthew. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 67, No. 9, Ed. 1 Friday, October 5, 1979, newspaper, October 5, 1979; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245415/m1/19/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.