The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 67, No. 20, Ed. 1 Thursday, January 17, 1980 Page: 19 of 20
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■sick misclass
Pssst! Archi-Arts!! Pass it on.
^
Q: Why don't Aggies like M&M's?
A: Because they're too hard to
peel.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus® like
M&M's?
A: Because they fall through the
holes in his hands.
***
Ghhhhhh! C'mon! Please!!
**
"I'm so goddamned horny that the
crack of dawn had better be careful
around me." kpft late Sat. nite
♦ **
If you took the baby that was
hanging by its foot from our
window and impaled it on a
lightning rod on top of the Physics
building, we forgive you. It was
dead anyway. Our only regret is
that is is too far away to hear it
squeak. Bad-Ass Baby
Exterminators Society
***
"Gobble, gobble, we accept you,
we accept you, one of us, one of us.
. . ." —Wiess, Fri. Jan 25
8:30, 10 and midnight
***
Lost: One white furry friend
(feline) last seen in the area of
Wiess College. Please, please
return Shansi to his worried
owner, Chris in 116 Wiess.
***
Stud Limerick
In a desperate attempt to enchant
Richard ate Japanese—which he
can't
Though it wasn't too nice
He got rid of his rice
And now Rice should get rid of
Avant
***
If you took my notebooks out of
locker 43 at the gym Friday 1-11,
I'd like at least the notes back,
please. White Rice notebooks,
Math 365 and Masc452.526-6852.
***
"Your grade will be based largely
on your tests. Your tests will have
problems on them. You will have
to be able to work these problems."
Oh yea?
from the mouth of Howard
first day, Engi 241
*♦
"If you get frustrated, you can
come by later. No, that's not what I
meant." Later: "Well, actually that
is what I meant."
C E J, 2nd floor far
***
Dear friends,
The following is the outline of a
true book that will be published in
the future:
I. Jesus Christ is resurre9ted, but
no one believes him.
II. J. C. has to develop a sense of
humor about himself, and forms a
comedy troupe.
III. He places a misclass for help
on the back page of the Thresher.
IV. Less than 10 people contact
their friend Steve at ktru or the
Thresher.
V. J. C. dies, but only for his own
sins, not everyone's.
VI. God is disgusted at sin in world
and because people snubbed His
son, so He resigns as top
administrator of Heaven.
VII. Steve Rubell is appointed top
administrator of Heaven. He
replaces St. Peter with one of his
own strong men, and you have to
wear expensive, outrageous
clothes to get into Heaven.
VIII. Good, as we know it, ceases
to exist.
See what happens!
Your friend, Steve, Ph.D. Reality
I warned you about them misclassifieds
PROFESSIONAL TYPING
$1.10 per page and up.
One block from campus.
ASSOCIATED SECRETARIAL
SERVICE
2347 University
Days 669-8609
Eves, Weekends 643-9198
Lost on Monday at Math 212
recitation in ML 252: one Rice
University 4-subject notebook
with Engi 200 and Engi 241 notes.
If you picked it up, please return it
to John Reat at 172 Baker, 526-
5770.
Wanted—Part-time programmer
needed. Must be familiar with real-
time Fortran programming and
the RSX-11M operating system.
Also needed: part-time program-
mer familiar with Motorola
M6800 microprocessor program-
ming. Please contact 661-9391.
***
"Usually a cigar is a penis."
—Sigmund Freud's younger
brother
***
Found, text Norton Anthology of
English Literature, Vol2. Call 526-
8818. +++
HP-41C owners—Get your card
reader now—no waiting! $190 for
a new, unused unit. See Andy in
Lovett 106 or call 526-2748.
Not is not is not is.
«**
Lost and hopefully found near the
band field, a beige sweat jacket.
There will be a reward for its
return. Call 526-8046.
***
Overheard in Lovett commons:
But... wait a minute... you don't
understand . . . I'm on drugs.
**
What do you mean by that? I don't
understand what you mean by
that. L. P. E.
•**
"Being mutants they are more
susceptible to drugs."
Dr. Thompson, Masc 300
***
Even tho you're me, you're not
real. K H
***
I was just sitting there one day,
when suddenly it occurred to me
that there were far too many
surfaces.
***
Lost: Beige folding umbrella in HB
453. If found, please call Carolyn
al526-6286.
Congratuations to the newly
engaged Hanszenite and his Baylor
fiancee!
"Whatever you do, don't strip . . .
Yeah, that will turn him off for
sure!"
***
"Who has a mystic pickle?! ... I
don't know if he has a mystic
pickle. We haven't even had kinky
sex yet!"
***
Lost: one Swiss Army knife,
probably in Mech Lab. If found
please call Jerry at 526-9926 or
leave it at the RMC desk. Thanks.
***
I need the following used books:
Optics, Hecht & Zajac, Special
Relativity, French, Differential
Equations, Simmons, University
Astronomy, Pasachoff & Kutner,
Essentials of Astronomy, Motz &
Duveen, Intro, to Modern Physics,
Richtmyer et. al., Modern Physics,
Tipler, and Vector Calculus,
Marsden & Tromba. My name is
Alan, phone 526-1579.
Wanted: female roommate to
share a 2 BR condo 15 min. from
Rice. Safe. Must be neat and
considerate. $190. Call 721-6173 or
471-2771 ext. 1659.
Organ—Thomas. Two 61-note
manuals, 25 note pedal keyboard,
preset synthesizer, combo
"sideman", earphones and bench.
Perfect walnut finish. Two years
old. $5000 or reasonable offer,
488-1895.
Wanted: part-time typist. Med
center area. Will work with student
to adjust hours to student's
schedule. 526-5757.
Wanted—Student assistants in
library. Various clerical duties.
Minimum wage. Possible summer
employment. Come by and see
Cleo or Rita or call ext 4811.
Professional typing. Manuscripts,
reports, long papers (no
footnotes). $2 per page. Call after
6:30. 524-0551.
Problem pregnancy? Free
pregnancy testing and referrals.
Call Texas Problem Pregnancy,
2712 S. W. Freeway, 524-0548.
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LET'S TALK
OPPORTUNITIES
Representatives from General Dynamics, a
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diverse, high-technology programs currently
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have the opportunity to work with top
professionals on state-of-the-art projects like the
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To find out more about high-technology
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JANUARY 29 & 30
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Muller, Matthew. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 67, No. 20, Ed. 1 Thursday, January 17, 1980, newspaper, January 17, 1980; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245426/m1/19/?rotate=270: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.