The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 68, No. 1, Ed. 1 Friday, May 16, 1980 Page: 12 of 12
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Friday, May sixteenth
8. Museum of Fine Arts. A King in New York. $2.
River Oaks. Nosferatu the Vampyre (8) and Johnaihan (10).
Saturday, May seventeenth
8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Girls. $2.
2. Media Center. Our Hitler, A Film From Germany. $10.
River Oaks. Jezebel (8) and Dark Victory (10).
Sunday. Mav eighteenth
River Oaks. Don Giovanni (8).
^'(4^1) ^ ^rv"r 've m Concert (3,5:45,8:30) and Lenny Bruce Performance
Monday, May nineteenth
River Oaks. Our Hitler, parts I &. II. $10 in advance.
Tuesday, May twentieth
River Oaks Our Hitler, parts III & IV.
Wednsday, May twenty-first
River Oaks. The Consequence (8) and A Very Natural Thing (10).
Thursday, May twenty-second
River Oaks. Pink Flamingoes (8) and Female Trouble (9:45).
Friday, May twenty-third
8. Museum of Fine Arts. Vanina Vanini. $2.
River Oaks. Women in Love (7:30) and The Music Lovers( 10).
Saturday, May twenty-fourth
8. Museum of Fine Arts. La Lumiere. $2.
River Oaks. The Maltese Falcon (3,7:30) and Treasure of the Sierra Madre (5,9:30).
Sunday, May twenty-fifth
River Oaks. 1900 (3,7:30).
Monday, May twenty-sixth
River Oaks. Salo (7:30,9:45).
Tuesday, May twenty-seventh
River Oaks. The Seduction of Joe Tynan (7:30) and They Might Be Giants (9:30).
Wednsday, May twenty-eighth
River Oaks. Pather Panchali (7:30) and Aparajito (9:30).
Thursday, May twenty-ninth
River Oaks. Starting Over (7:30) and Carnal Knowledge (9:30).
Friday, May thirtieth
River Oaks. The Magic Christian (8) and Life of Brian (9:45).
Saturday, May thirty-first
River Oaks. The Lord of the Rings (4,8) and Fantastic Planet (2:30,6:30,10:30).
Sunday, June first
River Oaks. Revenge of the Pink Panther (\2AS,MS), The Pink Panther Strikes Again
(2,8) and Return of the Pink Panther (4,10).
Monday, June second
River Oaks. Interiors (8) and The Front (9:45).
Tuesday, June third
River Oaks. Macbeth (7:30) and Under Milkwood (10).
Wednsday, June fourth
River Oaks. Moonraker (7:30) and The Spy Who Loved Me (9:45).
Thursday, June fifth
River Oaks Jules and Jim (8) and Shoot the Piano Player (9:45).
Friday, June sixth
S Museum of Fine Arts. Agee. $2.
7.30 and 10. Media Center. Viridiana. $1.75.
River Oaks quadrophenia (7:30,9:45).
Saturday, June seventh
8. Museum of Fine Arts. Brief Encounter. $2.
I 30. Media Center. Forbidden Planet. $1.
7:30 and 10. Media Center. Nights of Cabiria. $1.75.
River Oaks. Quadrophenia (3,5:15,7:30,9:45).
Sunday, June eighth
7:30. Media Center. Little Caesar. $1.75.
River Oaks. Quadrophenia (3,5:15,7:30,9:45).
Monday, June ninth
River Oaks. Quadrophenia (7:30,9:45).
Tuesday, June tenth
River Oaks. Hara Kiri (7:30) and Rashomon (10).
Wednsday, June eleventh
River Oaks. The Best of the New York Erotic Film Festival (8,10).
Thursday, June twelfth
River Oaks. Flesh Gordon (8) and The First Nudie Musical (9:45).
Friday, June thirteenth
8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Quiet One $2.
1:30. Media Center. The Rescuers. $1.75.
7:30 and 10. Media Center. Days of Heaven. $1.75.
River Oaks. North by Northwest (7:30) and The Lady Vanishes (10).
Saturday, June fourteenth
8. Museum of Fine Arts. Madeleine. $2.
1:30. Media Center. The Rescuers. $1.
7:30 and 10. Media Center. Days of Heaven. $1.75.
River Oaks. 3-D Flicks: The Creature from the Black Lagoon (4,7,10) and It Came from
Outer Space (5:30,8:30).
Sunday, June fifteenth
7:30. Media Center. Red Dust. $1.75.
River Oaks. Brother Sun and Sister Moon (2:45,7:30) and The Gospel According to
Saint Matthew (5,9:45).
plays and exhibits
Zorba. Cabaret Theater at Shamrock Hilton, May 20-July 30. 665-4647.
The Survival of Kitty McDowell. Main St. Theater at Autry House, May 22-June 21. Th-
Sat at 8 pm. Students $2. 524-6706.
The Bermuda Triangle. Miller Theater, May 28-31 at 8:30 pm. Free. 222-3576.
Dancin'. Music Hall, May 28-June 8. 522-1422.
Alvar Alto. Rice Museum, through May 18.
American Images: New Work by Twenty Contemporary Photographers. Museum of Fine
Arts, through May 18.
Jan Matulka. MFA, through May 25.
Selections from Verve: 1937-1960. MFA, through June 29.
The Collection of John A. and Audrey Jones Beck. MFA, continuing.
Master Drawings and Watercolors of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries. MFA,
through June 22.
The Disasters of War. MFA, through July 5.
Bookbinding: A Living Art. MFA, June 11-September 7.
■look mom, sex jokes! misclassM
They ought to make one big nut
that would take half an hour to eat.
ft would last forever and would
feel so good. Jones
***
"I promise you multiple orgasms if
you seduce me!" WRC lobby
Old dorm, 4/6
***
There isn't any more. It just
spurted out on me." D.K.
1:35 am, Willy's Pub, 4/17
4th floor play thing #2, Dear
Heart.
**
My friends are all speeding, and of
course the pot. I want to run
around and BE and they want to sit
around and trip. A basic
disagreement on strategy. So I
came up for new company but you
(no one) weren't there. And I
meant to show you life in the top
part of a padlock. You know it.
Love, Katt
***
Overheard in Baker commons:
R: Does swing mean it can go both
ways at once?
D: Does it mean everybody can go
both ways at once?
M: How many would that take?
D: Three, I think.
DT: That doesn't wok. You need at
least two of each.
R: Does four work?
C: I think I've got it... No, I ran out
of connections.
R: We need to agree on a
convention; after all, some things
just aren't normal.
D: Look at the notation I've
developed.
C: That still doesn't eliminate the
need for empirical research.
R: We could call it the Montrose
Problem.
C: I've got it.... It's the four-body
solution to the n-body problem.
6:30 pm, 25 March 1980
"Believe it or not I'm not that out
of it."
"How out of it are you?"
"Enough that I'm happy."
ktru, 4:19 pm, 2/23/80
* *
"... possible when have two bad
guys and put them together they're
good, so can't sum over all the bad
guys." Dr. Stanton,
Math 426, Feb. 6, 10:35
Candide: But does not Harvard
exist?
Pangloss: No, my boy. It is simply
an illusion created by surrounding
a photograph of Fondren Library
by a system of mirrors.
A: What's required to join your
church?
B: To confess that Jesus is Lord.
A: What does it mean to confess
that Jesus is Lord?
B: You'll have to decide that for
yourself.
A: That's too simple—get serious.
B: I couldn't be more serious. It
involves your entire life.
Covenant Baptist Church, 3223
Westheimer, 522-7979
***
A: Are you a true believer?
B: Of course! Yes!
A: Why?
B: Because I need to.
A: Dumbshit!
First Armageddon Church
12301 Main, 555-9746
heat rots the brain notices!
Med School Admissions are more
than good grades. On May
17, an informal discussion with
medical school deans will be held
as Dart of the Texas Medical
Association's four day annual
meeting in Houston. The program,
from 3 to 5 pm in Room 201 of the
Astrohall, will cover such topics as
who should apply, how students
are selected, what grades are
necessary, and what personality
traits are helpful. Prospective
students and anyone interested
may participate. There is no cost to
attend, but participants must
register at the Astrohall. Advance
registration is not necessary. 741-
5872.
Youth Hostels: There are 250
hostels in America, 5000
throughout the world. Hostels are
dorm-style, coed and open to
everybody, although the vast
majority of hostellers are 18-29
years old. Hostels may be in
former farm or beach houses,
hunting or ski lodges, old castles or
sailing ships. Further information
about hosteling, Eurailpasses, and
low cost air fares can be obtained
when you send a self addressed,
, stamped envelope to: AYH, 421 N.
Post Oak Lane, Houston, TX
77024. 681-2733.
British Archaeology and Theatre:
College students are invited to
attend summer seminars in
British Archaeology and Theatre
which will be conducted in,
England during June and July by
the Association for Cultural
Exchange of Cambridge, England.
The programs are also open to
those with a serious interest in
these fields. For further details
write to AAD Ass6ciates, P.O.
Box 3972, Amity Station, New
Haven, Conn. (203) 387-4461.
German Academic Exchange
Service (DAAD) scholarships for
students and faculty — for
information and application forms
contact: German Academic
Exchange Service, 535 Fifth
Avenue, Suite 1107, NY NY 10017.
(212) 599-0464.
***
The Lisle Fellowship, Inc.,
founded in 1936, offers a wide
range of educational programs in
intercultural human relations for
students of various ages at
locations throughout the world.
Located in: January—India,
Cuba; Summer—India, Cuba,
Colombia, England, Alaska. For
information call or write: The Lisle
Fellowship, 1623 Berlmont St.
NW, Washington, D.C. 20009.
(202) 234-4985.
"Does anybody mind if I take my
pants off?" CF to RS, TM, JP,
DM, Hanszen 334, 1:45 am
***
"He like to rub strange things. He
like to rub your toaster, but he
unbuttons your shirt and doesn't
even look." SD on D-the-E
Speaking of beds — "Greg will get
me there but Bob is more
efficient."
BACK PAGE POLICY c
Stuff for the back page must be turned in by Monday night for
Thursday's paper, at the latest. Since the back page is one of
the first things to be typeset, anything turned in late will
usually have to wait.
CALENDAR Entries should include the name of the
sponsoring organization, and a phone number if possible.
NOTES AND NOTICES Longer announcements should be
submitted as a notes and notice. Please include the same
information as for calendar entries.
MISCLASSIFIEDS These are free ads for Rice people. They
are printed only as space is available. We can't guarantee
publication in any particular issue, and when it comes down to the
last available inch, obscure ones will likely lose out to ones of
more general interest. We reserve the right to modify names to
protect the innocent from malicious entries, and to indefinitely
postpone particularly disgusting ones. A questionable misclass is
more likely to get in if the submitter includes his name and phone
number. SPECIAL NOTE: Misclasses must be submitted on
paper of some kind, and none are taken over the phone.
CLASSIFIEDS are real paid ads. Four dollars to anybody.
"Aw, come on. Descartes was
kinda cute."
"I thought you said he had
syphilis."
"Well.... A lot of people thought
he was cute."
Phil 202
***
"I am no one. I am everyone. I am
the crazed pre-med. I am here."
—The Crazed Pre-Med
*
Fair well to Lovett men — Hello
Lovett P.A.L.'s.
***
...so you're working at the RMC
this summer... that's just —ing
great... i guess the blessed relief
won't come until you graduate...
here's looking at a depressing year
to come...
*•
Garage apartment for rent for
summer. $95/ month, utilities paid.
Ten minutes by car from campus.
Open from 17 May — 24 August.
Call 522-7355.
**•
If anyone is going to Columbia
next fall, call me.
—Hubie 667-7204
***
"If I was where you are now and
knew what I now know, I would
raise a lot more hell."
—Reid Doster, Minister to
Students, South Main Baptist
Church; while discussing The
Epistemolgical Structure and
Content of a religiongeschichtliche
Dogmatic' at Will Rice, 12:16 cst,
Jan. 30, 1980.
"I know that you carry this thing
around with you .... On dates you
whip it out." James P. Mandell
Acco 406, 3/12, 2:55 pm
***
I will strike, and strike again. I am
the crazed pre-med/
several paid ads*
Wanted: Used records.Cash for
your old rock and jazz LP's. Call
John, 721-6419 after 6 pm.
We buy and sell books, records,
magazines seven days a week.
1408 Hyde Park Blvd at Waugh
Drive. 520-1084
Earn $1500-3000 this summer,
with excellent opportunity for
continued part-time work during
school year or full-time
employment in September. We
introduce new learning concepts to
schools and families. No
canvassing or soliciting. Neat,
mature appearance required. You
must have a car and be willing to
travel. For ..local interview call
Grolier Educational Services, Mr.
Miller, 447-6778.
C/J -i
The Rice Thresher, May 16, 1980, page 12
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Dees, Richard. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 68, No. 1, Ed. 1 Friday, May 16, 1980, newspaper, May 16, 1980; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245441/m1/12/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.