The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 71, No. 25, Ed. 1 Friday, March 30, 1984 Page: 3 of 4
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get the hell out of dodge missclass
Telephone Solicitors wanted for
political candidate. S3.50 per hour.
Flexible hours available, including
weekends. Call Julie at 961-1973.
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Must Sell one bedroom condo.
10 K below m a r k e t. Good
investment. Well managed. Kirby
near Holcombe. I crms negotiable.
665-1880.
***
Unfurnished garage apartment
within easy walking distance of
Rice University. Air-conditioned,
ceiling fan, all utilities paid.
$250 month. $50 deposit. 524-
5074 or 524-4615.
***
Roommates needed for furnished
house one block from campus for
summer. M or F, from $125 to
$190/month, plus utilities. No de-
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seats, garage. Call 660-8427.
iiiiiiis broken harted missclass
One bedroom apt. Bicycle Irom
Rice to our quiet 76 unit adult
project. Located near Mandelland
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bills pd. Ask for move in special.
524-9787.
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Oh Lord, won't you send me
A Rice U. degree.
My friends go to Austin
They get theirs for free.
Just pulled four all-nighters
But still made a D.
So Lord, won't you send me
\ Rice U. degree.
Don i worry about it, they 'II be
working for us some clay. —hal
***
Dear "We'll have to do it more
often",
1) Although I am only a freshman,
I have done things "socially of
note" (MOB, Baker Shakespeare,
etc.), so I tend to include myself as
part of the "true" Rice community.
2) Castrations without anaesthesia
used to be traditional— does that'
make it right?
3) As for your offer of stimulation,
no thanks — I don't want to have
to disinfect my mouth afterwards
because God only knows what t
could catch
You must have something better to,
do with your time than to scream
at each other. If you can't find
anything, then please try to use
cleaner language. I know many
young ladies like myself who are
offended by hearing such gross
things yelled across campus.
A bit touchy today, aren 7 we? —
hal
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For sale: Last chance on my com- I'm glad Arthur Andersen rejected I don't know if there is a God, but if
puter terminal with modem. $400. me, because instead of being slave- there is, 1 know He's working for
Call Ian at 522-2021 for details. driven, 111 be in Berkeley. Yah! Educational Testing Service.
To the French revolutionists,
reason was the highest ideal.
To Mr. Spock, reason is the
highest ideal.
Mr. Spock is a Vulcan.
Therefore, all French revolutionists
were Vulcans. Didn't you ..ever
wonder why they wore those funny
red hats?
Or alternatively, Mr. Spock is a
French revolutionist. —hal
***
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Enter the stream and lose oneself
in the tranquility of life. Destine
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Mitchell, Mark M. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 71, No. 25, Ed. 1 Friday, March 30, 1984, newspaper, March 30, 1984; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245557/m1/3/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.