The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 76, No. 24, Ed. 1 Friday, April 14, 1989 Page: 19 of 20
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THE RICE THRESHER FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1989 19
Men's College B-ball^ Champ
Dudes
Wiess took Sid, 63-56
Men's College Soccer
Wiess def Will Rice, 3J, o.t
Men's Softball Playoffs
The Queen and his Court def Fuckin' As
9-2
Lovett Sucks def UTC Fish Heads 12-1
Renob def L Widner"s Lonely Club 7-2
Whoredogs def Sid Squids 29-10
Todd Peiffer*s Friends def 1000 Pts.-O-
Light 21-5
Mc Sid def Cricket Club 10-4
Co-Ed Softball
Saturdat 1pm #1
THE WHIFS
FOUND OBJECT
THE ACADEMS & SMILEY
WE'RE (NOT) SEXIST 1
R.U. 21 o
Saturday 1pm #2 W
GONE CO-ED 3
CAR-TEN 3
BARBECUE BOUND 3
BARTEL'S SWINE COOLERS 0
WIN ONE FOR STOKES 0
Saturday 2:15 W
BLEEDING HEART FASCISTS 4
BASE BAIL FURIES 4
BLAME IT ON RIOS 4
MUTANT SUME PUPPIES 2
ASYLUM 1
CHICKEN AND FISH 0
Sunday 2:30 W
SEA MONKEY SAFARI 6
WE GO BOTH WAYS 5
BUDPEOPLE 4
GHENGIS KHAN 3
HIT 'N' MISS 2
A Rice base runner beats an Aggie tag .
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SLIPPED DISKS 5 0
LOVETT SUCKS 4 1
SCAB ON A RITZ 2 3
ULTIMATE HEADS 2 3
ULTRVIOLET CATASTROPHE 2 3
PERFORMING DISKS 0 5
BLOOM COUNTY
Gray League W L
STUFFED BEAVERS 5 0
RICHARD PETER WANG XII 4 1
CENrRIPETAL FORCE 4 1
LIQUOR WHERE SHE
LIKES IT 2 3
ULTIMEAT 1 4
UNIDENTIFIED FLYING
MARIOS 0 5
Lisa Sez
College Track and Field meet Sunday
thu 16nd. 5k run 12:30. Field events 1:30
& 2:00. Udder runnin stuff. Cum support
yer colledge.
Coming soon—College Floor Hockey
Tourney. See yo' sports rep an' black yo'
eye.
Final play results dead line for Bad Min-
ton Mixed Doubles and Tennis Mixed
Doubles is Today thu 14st
Final play results deadline for fac-staff
Men's Tennis Singles and Wimmin's
Tennis Singles isTursday thu 20rd.
Beer-Bike 1989
official results
Alumni
1. Will Rice
16:19.04
2. Hanszen
16:19.93
3. Sid/Brown
17:04.03
4.Jones
17:34.03
5. Baker
17:57.02
6. Wiess
18:20.46
7. Lovett
18:41.66
8. GSA
DQ
Women
1. Hanszen
17:13.71
2.Jones
17:33.77
3. Will Rice
17:45.90
4. Sid Rich
17:48.09
5. Wiess
18:32.12
6. Lovett
18:43.10
7. Baker
19:25.64
8. Brown
19:47.01
Men
1. Jones
22:42.08
2. Will Rice
23:26.57
3. Lovett
23:33.60
4. Baker
24:05.15
5. Hanszen
24:22.32
6. Sid Rich
24:44.46
7. Wiess
25:15.50
8. GSA
26:26.98
9. Brown
27:26.16
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McGarrity, Patrick & Sendek, Joel. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 76, No. 24, Ed. 1 Friday, April 14, 1989, newspaper, April 14, 1989; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245720/m1/19/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.