The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 79, No. 2, Ed. 1 Friday, August 23, 1991 Page: 3 of 16
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THE RICE THRESHER FRIDAY, AUGUST 23, 1991 3
AFFORP
ME10UT
YOU'RE NOT
PAYING
ME ANY-
THING!
Z, YOU EAT LIKE A
HORSE, IT'S LIKE I'M
FEEDING A FAMILY OF
NINE! I JUSTCAN'T
STRETCH MY UNEM-
PLOYMENT £OMP TO
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I PONT
BELIEVE
TFtl5!AFTEf\
ALL I'VE
PONE FOR
YOUR CHI LP!
ZONK,..
THE KIP SPEAKS
FUJEHTP/G
LATIN! THIS 15
MY THANKS?
\
ZONK, TM AFRAID
WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO LET YOU
GO. WE CAN'T
AFFORP YOU
ANYMORE.
ZONK, ME
HAVE TO
TALK
\
SURE THING,
BUP. WHAT'S
UP?
TVE NOTI-
FIED? YOUR
PARENTS.
THEY'RE
PREPARING
YOUR ROOM.
ZONK, I CAN'T
AFFORP YOU!
YOU'RE EATING
US OUT OF HOUSE
ANPHOME!
YOU WANT
ME TO MOVE
OUT? MIKE,
YOU CANT EE
SERJOUS!
/
I WENT Tu MAKE MYS61F 50MB
PINNER LAST NIGHT, ANP THERE
MS NOTHING! NO TURKS/, NO
SPAGHETTI, NO PUT P/E6.1
COULDN'T EVENFINPCRACKB&!
MIKE, YOU
COULD STANP
TO LOSE
A FEW
POUNDS'.
WHOA. TIME OUT
THERE, BUP! TIME
FOR A LITTLE
1PLTTH-TEEUN6...
WHAT?
MIKE, YOU CANT
SENPMEAWAY!
THINK OF THE
CHILD!
Z, WITHOUT A
JOB, I'VE OCT
PLENTY OF
TIME TO LOOK
AFTER HER.
I GOTTA GO PICK UP MY UN
EMPLOYMENT CHECK. YOU
MIGHT WANT TO STAPJ
PULLING YOUR THINGS
TOGETHER
I'M NO
LONGER.
RUNNING
A H0MELEC6
SHELTER!
50RKY.
ZONK,
THINGS
HAVE
CHANGED..
BUT
MIKE...
k
GOOP, BECAUSE I M
IN A JAM. BOOPSIE
GAVE ME THE BOOT.
CAN YOU BEUEVB
THAT? \
TVE BEEN DRIVING FOR
THREE PAYS STRAIGHT, ANP
IREALLY NEED A PLACE
TO CRASH ANP SORT OUT
MY LIFE! YOU DON'TMINP.
{ DO YOU?
HI YA, BUDDY.
HOPE I'M NOT
INTERRUPTING
ANYTHING...
WELL, AS
A MATTER
OF FACT..
THANK YOU. YO, LETS
THIS FALL, WE'LL GO, MAN.
BE BURNING THIS PLACE
THEM FOR IS A PUMP.
HEAT.
B.P, ITS NOT A
GOOPTIMEFORA
VISIT. YOU'LL JUST
HAVE TO TRUST ME
ON THIS...
HEY, C MON, HOW BAD CAN
THIN&S BE? WE JUST WANT
TO CRASH IN YOUR LIVING
ROOM FOR A WHILE.
NICE COUCHEG
MIKE,
IT'PJUST
BE FOR A
WEEK OP
SO...
B.P., TM SORRY ABOUT
YOU ANP BOOPSIE, BUT
YOU ANP YOUR FR1ENP
CAN'T STAY HERE NOW.
I'M SORRY, B.P,
BUT I JUST CAN'T
PUT YOU UP NOW.
/
YEAH, WELL, I'M OUT OF WORK
MYSELF. ANP J.J.'S NOT SELLING
ANY OF HER STUFF. ANPZONKER,
OF COURSE, HASNTHSLPA REAL
JOB IN HIS LIFE'
EVEN IF I COULD PERSUADE
BOOPSIE TO TAKE ME BACK,
SHE'S NOT GETTING JOBS, WHICH
MEANS THAT AS HER MANAGER,
I PONT HAVE A JOB.
ARENT WE
JUST A CREDIT
TO OUR ALMA
MATEP
YOU PtOPLE-
WENTTO
COLLEGE?
\
\
HEY,
C'MON
MIKE
I'M
HURT/N'
HERE.
/
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Zitterkopf, Ann & Howe, Harlan. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 79, No. 2, Ed. 1 Friday, August 23, 1991, newspaper, August 23, 1991; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245787/m1/3/?rotate=90: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.