The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 83, No. 24.5, Ed. 1 Monday, April 1, 1996 Page: 11 of 12
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• S/Es bitch about thalr
coursework to academs who don't
give a shit. Fraa.
• Professor Tlny's CHEM 102
lecture begins. 200 students fall
asleep sbnuttaneously at 1 p.m. In
the Chemistry Lecture Hall.
Admission Is $400 per credit hour.
RSVP at the registrar's office.
• Someone is staying up late
talking with their friends. They're
going: to miss class tomorrow. The
sad thing is that they're probably
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TW080AY, APRIL 1
• Happy Birthday, (paste name
here).
• Baker 13 runs tonight. Strip
down to your birthday suit, spread
whip cream all over your body and
run around campus. TimeTBA. Free.
• Ail over campus, students
wander to the commons, look at
the menu and decide to order pizza.
• Wait 15 minutes for a shuttle
bus. Give up. When you're almost
at the Stadium Lot, three buses
come by in a row. $10 per year.
• An administrator is changing
your life. Tonight they'll practice
their mantra: "no comment ... no
comment... no comment... "
• S/Es bitch „ about their
coursework to academs who don't
give-a shit. Free.
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S/It bitch about their
who don't
civis take out their
. on concrete beams. 2
p.m to S p.m. In Ryon Lab. Free.
• Some Trasher reporter tries to
turn in a story that was due last
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• At 11:34 p.m., KRBE plays
"ironic" for the fifth time in 20
minutes. For some reason, we're
still listening. Isn't it ironic? Don't
you think?...
APRIL 1
• Come by the Trasher office at 3
a.m. if you want to see why you
should never work for a newspaper.
Free.
• Early in the morning, a fire alarm
goes off. Everybody turns over and
goes back to sleep.
• Crawl into bed and try to go to
sleep. Listen to Megadeath's new
album blast from the room above
yours. 1 a.m. to 3:30 a.m. Free.
• One of the last chances for you
freshman girls to scam free beer at
the pub.
• S/Es bitch about their course-
work to academs who don't give a
shit. Time and location TBA. Free.
• A recent graduate with nothing
better to do revisits old haunts.
Remember, these are the best years
of your lives. You know that
wonderful small town where
everyone knows their neighbors and
keeps their doors unlocked? There's
seven of them on campus (Lovett
doesn't count.) You'll never live in
one in the real world.
• The Rice News, Rice's best
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calendar of graduate dissertations
and administration propoganda, is
published.
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• The Rice Program Council will
be burying a tirne capsule with
congealed queso from Taco C for
posterity.
FRYOAY, APRIL 1
• Hug a tree today. Hug one for
SNC, too. She loves trees. They're
so warm and cuddly. 1 p.m. at Ray
Courtyard at the Student Center.
Free.
• Puffy Saunders will perform
various opera pieces in the Grand
Hall of the Student Center.
Admission is $45 for students and
$60 for the public.
• At 5 p.m., faculty-staff lots open
to students. At 4:49 p.m., the ever-
vigilant Campos write two dozen
tickets while three bikes, two
scanners and 13 mouse balls are
stolen.
• Your mom is being gang-banged
by a parking-ticket-giving son-of-a-
Campo. 7 p.m. Tickets $3 for
students. $2 to watch. Bring a
friend and boot.
• There's no Trasher this week.
Nobody misses it.
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• A bunch of people will be drunk.
Don't forget to step around the
vomit on the stairwells.
Various S/Es bitch about their
coursework to academs who don't
give a shit.
• Somewhere, someone is
cheating. Somewhere else, the
Honor Council is trying to find her.
SATURDAY, APRIL 1
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• Owlnet goes down for its weekly
system maintanence. Note
withdrawal symptoms in Comp Sci
geeks.
• Recycle me — not yet, though.
• An exciting game of Civilization
2 is being played at your college.
Go find those losers and smash
their keyboards.
• Various S/Es bitch about their
coursework to academs who don't
give a shit.
SON DAY, APRIL 1
• Various S/Es bitch about their
coursework to academs who don't
give a shit. Free.
• At 3 p.m., a bored graduate
student is tuning in to KTRU.
Listenership doubles.
• Somewhere, a SRC junior thinks
about how the Student Center is
taking over the world.
TO SUBMIT shit for the Calendar:
Campus Mall: Calendar Editor,
Rice Trasher, MS 666
E mail: tjnsher@rice.edu.
Calendar submission forms:
available at the Student Time Drains
Office or on the Trasher office door.
Deadline is 5 p.m. on the Monday
prior to publication. Yeah, right.
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This Friday, come to 1 ianszen's
Campus Beautification TG .,
join us on the Hanszeri Old Section Sundeck for beer, snacks,
arid your chance to make a mark where so many Wiessmen
have tried and failed,
in conjunction with the Wiess Renovation Committee and Rice's
Office of Development, one lucky student will officially initiate
the "groundbreaking" ceremony by pushing the button which rids
Rice of unsightly Wiess College forever,
"What time is it
now, Wiess?
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Klein, Charles & Rao, Vivek. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 83, No. 24.5, Ed. 1 Monday, April 1, 1996, newspaper, April 1, 1996; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth246538/m1/11/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.