The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 83, No. 24.5, Ed. 1 Monday, April 1, 1996 Page: 8 of 12
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I, Do you even know who the
Nine Inch Nails even is?'
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3. Who is your idol that sang
your t heme? (You know, who said
"I'm Dancing With Myself)
* 4. Who the hell is Ziggy
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5. Who did David. Fletch,
Alan and Martin make up?
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who asks "Do you really want to
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9. Simon LeBon ring a bell?
10. Is "simple minds" some-
thing other than a way to refer to
your students?
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11. T or F: Slash and Axl....
they aren't just tools.
12. Peter G. or Kenny G ?
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13. What is the Cure? (Other
than a day without your class?)
14. How does it feel to be asked
questions about music you don't
give a fuck about?
In the genre of pornographic film,
there has never been an actor who
could capture the hearts,-imagina-
tion, the respect and the undying
love of his peers and fans as Ron
Jeremy. The man of undisclosed age
and background as a high school
teacher and stand-up comedian
found himself a niche in the porn
industry, making over 1,000 movies.
Porn Star: Ron Jeremy
ratom: *******
(Whooooa!)
If one were to categorize Mr'Jer-
emy (a.k.a. the Hedgehog, Luigi,
Jimmy the Greek) simply by virtue
of his 10 and a half inch dick, then
one would be guilty of a heinous and
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The Office of Student Activities and Jen & Barry's ice Cream Present.
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new flavors;
Strawberries n' Hair
Orange Phlegm
Bile Pecan
Vanilla n' Spam
Limberger Pistachio
Lymph Delight
Blood Banana
Lemon Tolu Ice
Toe lam lubilee
New York Snow
Cookies & Wet Dream
Chocolate Chltlins
moist Ass
Tampons n' Cream
Pralines & Pus
Breast Milk Chocolate
[made fresh in SNC's office]
Sweaty Lacrosse Player
Walnnts a Some Spit
Spicy Lemon pepper Beet
Not Dog!
Krunchy Kitty
Busty Nail
Brawl a Tar Sundae
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like Peter North, Randy West. John
Steed, Jon Dough (you're reading
this?) and Woody U>ng is his irre-
pressible sense of huinbr and cam-
era presence.
It is no
understatement in
coronating Ron
Jeremy as the King of
Pornography.
Hon Jeremy is a blue collar porn
star, a working man's kind of guy. As
with most people, Ron put on some
pounds and a gut, but that didn't
stop his career; it enhanced it. Who
best to appeal to an everyday Ameri-
can than someone who looked just
like them (except for one large de-
tail)? •
Not some sleek, tanned pretty
boy fucking a chick with a semi-hard
dick acting as if someone is forcing
them to do what they are doing as
they read their moans and groans
off cue cards (nobody reads A&K
anyway). They want a big fat guy
with a hairy back and a sense of
humor who enjoys what he is doing
and is always hard, and he agrees,
"It pisses me off when 1 see those
guysgo half-ass and aren't even hard.
I know that when 1 do it, I'm always
hard."
A good barometer of the career
of Ron Jeremy can be seen in analyz-
ing two of his movies: Slit Skirts
(1983) and Kink o-Rarrui 2 (1992). 1 n
Slit Skirts, set in a hospital for sex
addicts, Ron. who plays himself as a
ons and an
handcuffed
•erpetual hard
sex drive, is
to a bed, pleading with
the doctors in his thick New York
accent to "Get me off! You quack!
You fuckin' prick! If you caji't. find ,
someone who will!" Then, in one of
the most astounding scenes in cin-
ematic history, a thin Ron Jeremy
bends his body over and proceeds to
suck his own massive manhood. Af-
ter this truly moving scene, a nurse
comes in to administer his "treat
ntent" by fucking him, and in the
process, makes a rather moving and
powerful argument for nationalized
health care.
Nine years later, in Ktnk-o-Hama
2. time has taken its toll; and Ron
Jeremy had put on some pounds.
Wliat self pleasuring ability that he
lost with his added"girth, he made
up for with his razor sharp wit. When
introducing his spear to his partner,
he asks her to "say hello to a friend
of mine."The ultimate coup de grace
comes when Ron asks the girl where
she learned her techniques of fella-
tio. When she responds, "Denver"
(a town well renowned for its exten-
sive program in the oral arts), Ron,
ever the shrewd comedian, then slyly
responds, "You learned this from
John Denver?"Truly astonishing and
groundbreaking material.
In the end, Ron Jeremy has trail
scended his outward image of fat
hair guy with a huge dick. In its
place, Ron Jeremy is known for his
sense of humor, which to many has
become a (fuck you) reason to watch
his movic^s. With such classics as
Flintbones," "Buttman ami
WonderWench" and "Anal Virgins
Vol. 20," joining such classics as
"Slit Skirls"and "Kink-o Rama 2,"it
is worthwhile to crown Ron Jeremy
as the King of Pornography.
Insane m the Membrane
One radical band, dude
Ramen Noodle
Sniff SfotH'I
They put on a great concert, man.
I was sooooo stoned. .
The guys were, like, doing things
and stuff on stage. They were rad!
We hung out afterwards and
Artist: Somebody
Album: Uh ... ?
Rating: *******
************
(out of five)
passed around this bong, you know,
and we got fucked up.
You should go see them.
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loosely enforced. And as for our re-
viewer, he has a rash on his face that
has not yet been identifed.
The pretty boy tennis player got
his face tongue-washed as a rather
unattractive and bony dancer pro-
c<-ed to take a dollar bill out of his
mouth, stick her toungue down his
throat and lick his face. As for the
other reviewer, lie succumbed to
Ins urges and got a regular table
dance from a dancer named Snow
with decent sized tits. She also threw
the touch-and-go policy out the win
dow, and she wiggled all over the
reviewer to an extended mix of
CoolioVGangsta'sParadise*." While
she danced on the reviewer, she
made ample use of her hands, re-
peatedly massaging his crotch as
she stuck her 'ample breasts in his
face and licked his face.
We were sad to leave, but we
lacked cash. We were unable to get
a Fantasy Room due to the fact that
the Trashcr did not buy it for us. But
the ambiance is good hard work-
ing, hard-dancing women who enjoy
what they do and know how to have
fun doing it. We give it tw*> thumbs
up. as well as two schlongs up.
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Klein, Charles & Rao, Vivek. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 83, No. 24.5, Ed. 1 Monday, April 1, 1996, newspaper, April 1, 1996; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth246538/m1/8/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.