The Rambler (Fort Worth, Tex.), Ed. 1 Wednesday, April 3, 1996 Page: 2 of 4
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.Yoko Ono, Managing Editor
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Photo contributed by BoZoe
Makeup application is the last surviving class from the clown major. However, this is not a picture of that class, but of Dr. Norwood's business problems and trends class.
Letter from, I mean, to the John *
Clam gets his rakeup in A rad, vents steam and blcws off rubber nose
Dear John,
I'm si) upset that I'm about to pee my
pants! What's happening to our university,
[his place I used to view as a fine institution?
i and a few of my classmates who are also
PRE-PROFESSIONAL
POSTINGS
eight-year seniors are hurt and we refuse to
stand for it anymore. That's right, we're
leaving.
Let me start at the beginning. When 1
came to Wesleyan eight years ag^,- things
were different. The things that drew me to
this institution
were classes
such as Piling
into a
Paddy wagon,
Advanced
PRACTICE GRE TO BE GIVEN ON CAMPUS
April 20th, 9:00 a.m. Room B36, West Library
All students who are interested in attending graduate school and
anticipate taking the GRE (whether enrolled in 3PR or not) should avail
themselves of this opportunity to test their strengths and weaknesses in
this practice GRE to be administered by Priceton Review. A computerized
analysis of each participant's score will be distributed and explained in a
1-hour session at 12:30 p.m. on April 29th in the Carter Conference
Room.
Cost for the test is $10, $5 of wich is payable Upon registration.
Registration has been extended through Friday, April 5th, in either the
Pre-Professional Studies Office, Room 113, Stella Russell Hall, or Career
Placement and Testing, Brown Lupton Campus Center.
The Graduate Record Examinations Program (the adminstrators of the
GRE) is transitioning to a fully computer based testing program by
eliminating one paper/pencil test each year. The October 12, 1996, test
was to have been deleted this year but has beed retained one more year.
Thus in 1997, it is anticipated that only two paper/pencil tests will be
administered, likely in April and November.
Other graduate school testing programs are not as far advanced on the
path to electronic operations, but application by electronic means are
available for both the LSAT and DAT. Registration by telephone to take
the LSAT is encouraged.
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Juggling, Makeup Application and the like.
My first couple of years at Wesleyan were a
wonderful whirl of ... . well, absolute noth-
ingness. I've never learned so much about
nothing in all my life.
But leave it to Wesleyan to ruin a good
thing. I was too busy clowning around to
notice quito when it happened, but last time I
looked at the student schedule, things were
different than when I first came here.
Somewhere along the line, Wesleyan decided
to introduce such classes as College Algebra
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and World Literature.'
It's not that I'm discriminating against
any type or nature of class. If they want to
offer chemistry, then by all means, let them.
The problem is that they've replaced such
classes as Basic Slipping and Falling and
Nose Honking with classes no one gives a
care about. Where's the justice?
I talked to one of those people who work-
here, I forget his name, and he said that the
clown major was one of Wesleyan's best for
getting a job after graduation. The
University is hurting itself when it
takes these classes away.
OVER 31 YEARS
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Sincerely,
Bo Zoe
Ramblings
about a
day in no
life
By John Lennon
Paul McCartney
Staff
You could almost hear the col-
lective sigh of people who read the
news today: "Oh, Boy."
And yet many consider him to
be. in the words of one by-stander,
"a lucky man wbo made the
grade."
Sure, the news was rather sad,
but I just had to laugh when 1 saw
the photograph. He blew his mind
out in a car—he didn't notice that
the lights had changed.
A crowd of people gathered at
the scene of the accident. They
stood and stared. Although they'd
seen his face before, nobody was
really sure if lie was from the
1 louse of Lords.
I saw a film today: "Oh, Boy."
It begins with the English •
Army that just won the war. A
crowd of people turned away. I just
had to look, having read the book
and all.
The best line in the film was,
"I'd love to turn you on."
This morning, I woke up, fell
out of bed, Feeling groggy I
dragged a comb across my head. I
found my way down the stairs and.
drank a cup of joe.
I looked up and noticed I was
late.
I found my coat and grabbed
my fiat. I was happy to make the
bus in seconds flat.
Got to work went upstairs and
had a smoke, and another cup of
joe. Somebody spoke and I fell
into a dream...
I read the news "Oh, Boy"
again today.
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Blackburn, Lancashire. Though the
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The story went on to say they
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