The Cass County Sun (Linden, Tex.), Vol. 52, No. 15, Ed. 1 Tuesday, April 12, 1927 Page: 2 of 8
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THE CASS COUNTY SUN
Coolidge Has Lame Wrist
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SHE COULDN'T BE FOOLED
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A recent bride on one of her first
shopping trips determined to have it
out with the batcher.
•That was a terrible hamburger 1
bought here yesterdayshe said.
"Is that so? Tra sorry to hear that.
Here is s nie we made today. Try
It. Tra sure you'll And It very good."
"No. indeed." she said. "You don't
fool me again; Just give me two
pounds of ham and I'll make my own
hamburgar."—Forbes' Magazine.
NO ENCUMBRANCZ
Photograph shows President Coolidge wi'h his right h:Uid awi wrist
encased in a bandage. The Chief Executive is able to use his hand fur signing
patiers.
Ma and Son Study Law
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Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
Lumbago Colds Neuritis Neuralgia
Headache Pain Toothache Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Accept only "Bayer" package
which contains proven directions.
Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets
Also ix>ttles of 24 and 100—Druggists.
Asjvtrin la the trade m rk of Barer M«nnf«cture of Monoacetleiiclde«ter ofSallcrllMcld
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He—And your dad owns this estate
with no encumbrances on it. you say?
She—None but ma and uiyself.
Poor Feet
"My poor feet! My poor feet!"
groaned Alice, the lace clerk, as she
prepared to turn in at 3 a. m.
"'Sinatter with your feet?" yawned
t:<r roommate at the hoarding house.
"I was on them all day at the store
end ray boy friend was on 'hem a!)
evening at the dance." she moaned.
Free Athletic Equipment
To encourage the children in ath-
letics und outdoor pastimes, ttie public
schools of Loudon are provided with
free footballs, cricket bats, team col-
ors and other sports paraphernalia.'
How to aid others to bear pain:
Well, sympathy helps a little.
A strenuous season makes the so
eiety bud look like the last rose o)
summer.
Tied Cross Ball Blue Is the finej t
product of its kind in the world. Ev-
ery woman who has used It knows
this statement to he true.—Adv.
One may admire Art, bat can't help
ndmlrlne Nature more.
Says Dangerous Varicose Veins
Can Be Reduced at Home
Before the Steward
"One of the club members says you
*j,o!;h to him without being sum-
moned."
"Yes. sir," said the waiter. "His
coattniis were.on tire."
"As for myself. I think you were
justified. However, if he makes a
poiu: of it, you will have to go."
Rub Gentlyand Upward Toward
the Heart as Blood in Veins
Flows That Way.
If you or any relative or friends are
i worried because of varicose veins, or
j bunches, the best advice that anyone
| in this world can give you is to ask
i your drucdst for an orleinal two-
ounce bottle of Moone's Emerald Oil
(full strength) and apply night and
morning to the swollen, enlarged
veins. Soon you will notice that they
are growing smaller and the treat-
ment should be continued until tha
veins are of normal size. So pene-
trating and powerful Is Emerald Oil
that even Piles are quickly absorbed.
Your druggist sells lots of It.
Incurable
"So my wife has an idea that she
/uust go to i'alli) Beach for her health.
Isn't there some other remedy for her
illness, doctor?"
"Yes; 1 can cure her illness, but J
can't cure her of the idea."
ir A Tonic.
W'SlU.TONl?3 Builds You Up
Prevents and Relieves
Malaria-Chills and Fever-DenGue
Williams Jc Williams. luollier and son. Mttorlieys-at-luvv. Thai will lie lie
description of this couple in a few years. Mrs. Ni.dia Williams thirty-eight
olid her son, Sidiie}. twenty, are ftudents at the Southwestern university
I.os Angeles.
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Three-Year-Old Piano Prodigy
Why ft's There
Customer—The tread you so!.} me
had sand in it.
(Jrocer—Yes, mn'am, that was to
keep the butter from slipping oft!—
Hie Progressive <;roier.
At a Loss Out
I Jerry—"Can you manage a type- ! "| thought you had n home In her
I writer?" Henry—"Wish 1 could. 1 j heart?" "I had. But she started
; married one." spring cleaning."
The vera ire man meets temptation Your dog loves you even when yotj
nbi.ot ili'w.fourths of rhe w«v have no food or shelter to clve him.
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IMPROVING BUSINESS
"ller hiiMiiess is improving ttll the
tliiie."
"What's her business?"
"Beauty doctoring."
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Playing Safe
.Tean—Ted's always first to put his
hands in his pockets wheti money is
needed.
f'ora—Yes. and be keeps them there
until the danger's over.
MOTHERFletcher's Cas-
toria is a pleasant, harmless Sub-
stitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric,
Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, especially prepared for
Infants in arms and Children all ages.
To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of U
Proven directions on .each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it.
Three-year-old Shtim Dvorlue of Baltimore is one «T the most accom-
plished musicians of his age. He can compose and read music.
One on the Prince
"Something is rotten in the state of
Denmark," mused Ham!et.
"Don't you fool yourself." returned
the faithful Horatio. "I'll bet the
whole trouble is with your receiving
set."
Origin of lilinoit I Fair Test
Illinois Is so Indian word that Another very good Intelligence test
means "river of men." ' Is a twenty-dollar bill In your Docket
.
Wound Up
Millionaire—Yes, every time my
watch ticks I'm Just $269 richer.
Thousandalre—III bet you're al-
ways careful to keep It wound tightly.
—Cincinnati Times-Star.
Cuticura Preparations
for All the Family
For generations Cuticur. Soap and Oint-
ment have afforded the purest, sweetest and
most satisfactory method of piomotlne and
maintaining a healthy condition of skin
iUfi Tend"-fcced men find the
freely-lathering Cuticura Shaving Stick a
necessity. Cuticura Talcum is an Ideal
powder, cooling and refreshing.
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Banger, J. E. A. & Erwin, W. L. The Cass County Sun (Linden, Tex.), Vol. 52, No. 15, Ed. 1 Tuesday, April 12, 1927, newspaper, April 12, 1927; Linden, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth340750/m1/2/: accessed June 19, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Atlanta Public Library.