The Cass County Sun (Linden, Tex.), Vol. 51, No. 13, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 30, 1926 Page: 2 of 8
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SOMETHING WRONG
The otiice Mauager—1 lieur you're
to be congratulated on your engage-
ment to Dolly Peachblow.
The Efficiency Expert—Well, no.
We were engaged but as soon as 1
had decided on the length of our en-
gagement, charted its course and com-
posed form letters for our correspond-
ence she broke it off.
The Washday Menu
It was washday on the farm.
"I wonder what we'll have for din-
ner," said the farmer boy.
"I never ate any," said Irene, his
city cousin on a visit, "but Aunt Hes-
ter is cooking a big pot full of old
clothes."
TOO OLD
Rocksby—1'ou uiust not refuse me,
my dearl You are my fountain of
youth—I feel like a boy I
Miss Young-—I'm sorry to have in-
duced second childhood Mr. llockby,
I'm sure.
A Candidate's Privilege
"Did you ever say anything you were
not exactly sure about?"
"Of course," answered Senator Sor-
ghum. "I have invariably been em-
phatic and unreserved in predicting my
own election."
Correct
"Name the manners and cnstoms of
«he people In Africa," said the teacher.
",They have little :nan«er«," an-
gwerod Tom Tubbs, "and no customs
«t alL*—London Tit-Bit*.
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kiiO. au ul—lies U atwi BlVtM UlUg-
nate, you know, and very popular with
the Indies.
Mrs. Struckoil—Steel magnet, eh?
I've heard them say they draw every-
thing around 'em.
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Overheard
"Mabel," said little Sammy to his
big sister at breakfast, "did you tell
papa?"
"Tell papa what?" asked Mabel.
"Why, you told Mr. Green last night
that If be did It again you'd tell pupa
—and he did it again. I saw him I"
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proyed safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for;
Neuralgia Colds Neuritis Lumbago
Headache Pain Toothache Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Accept only "Bayer" package
whicK contains proven directions.
Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists.
Aspirin la the trade mark of Barer Manufacture of Mcnoacetlcacldeater of Sallcyltcacld
Many Investors
Approximately three and a half mil-
lion people In the United States have
money invested in the nation's elec-
trical industry. Of this number about
a million are stockholders while the
balance own bonds and other securi-
ties of the various companies which
constitute the electrical industry as a
whole.
Finished Stew
Take one regular, natural-born fool,
add two or three drinks of bootleg
liquor and mix the two in a high-
powered motor car. After the fool Is
thoroughly soaked place his foot on
the gas and release the brakes. Re-
move fool from wreckage, place in
black satin-lined box and garnish with
flowers.—Hopklnsville News Era.
Children Cry
FOR
MOTHER:- Fletcher's
Castoria is especially pre-
pared to relieve Infants in
arms and Children all ages
of Constipation, Flatulency,
Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising there-
from, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the
assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep.
To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of
Absolutely Harmless - No Opiates. Physicians everywhere recommend it.
Went Through Hymn Book
At a Methodist church at Redlands,
Cal., during au eleven-hour service, all
the hymns In a standard hymn book
were read, recited or sung. A total*
of 748 hymns ^ere used in the serv-
ice. About 100 persons participated,
and ten hymns hud been assigned to
each famlfy in the congregation.
Father of Vaccination
The discovery of the prophylactic
power of vaccination was made by
Edward Jenner, an English physician.
He discussed it with Edward Gardner
in 1780, but continued to experiment
for many years. He performed his
first public inoculation with vaccina
on May 14, 171)0.
OR. W. B. CALDWELL
AT THK AGE OF 89
Old Folks Need
a Mild Laxative
-Not a "Physic"
Most men and women past tlfty must
give to the bowels some occasional help
else they suffer from constipation. One
might as well refuse to aid weuk eyes
with glasses as to neglect a gentle aid
to weak bowels.
Is your present laxative, in what-
ever form, promoting natural bowel
"regularity,"—or must you purge and
"physic" every day or two to avoid
sick headache, dizziness, biliousness,
colds, or sour, gassy stomach?
Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin helps
to establish natural, regular bowel
movement even for those chronically
constipated. It never gripes, sickens
or upsets the system. Resides, It Is abso-
lutely harmless and pleasant to take.
Ruy a large 00-cent bottle at any
store that sells medicine and just see
for yourself.
Dr. Caldwell's
SYRUP
PEPSIN
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Banger, J. E. A. & Erwin, W. L. The Cass County Sun (Linden, Tex.), Vol. 51, No. 13, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 30, 1926, newspaper, March 30, 1926; Linden, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth341505/m1/2/: accessed July 11, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Atlanta Public Library.