Claude News (Claude, Tex.), Vol. 58, No. 24, Ed. 1 Friday, February 18, 1949 Page: 4 of 6
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Goodnight, Texas
Your Minneapolis-Moline Dealer
BNEBS
Brother Ford Ellis tells this one
on the old Camp Meeting days, and
of the days when the singing Was
led by different ones in the con-
gregation; some people being able
to lead one song,"fcnd some another
Anyway, it seems one night they
had a mix-up; one Sister up front
began with "Will There Be Any
Stars In My Crown?", another
sister broke in with "No Not One",
and then from away back in the
last rows came "That Will Be
Glory For Me". I love to hear Bro.
Ellis talk about things that he be-
lieves, and the Joys Of His Salva-
tion. I am glad that his path
comes close to mine once in a
while.
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A good book, well worth read-
ing," Root Out Of Dry Ground".
Fiction mnybe, but so close to real
life. •
# * *
One of my Readers heard this
on the radio; if you want a short
winter make a note to come due
in the spring.
♦ * *
People with a conscience just as
well do light to begin with; they
will have to later, and it will save
a lot of feeling guilty.
+ * *
Most mules shy away from a
bridle, and most of us men from a
collection plate.
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Heard one loving grandpa say;
• The grand-baby's doin' alright, . .
He sleeps like a log all day . . .
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Right Now Society, next week,
please send me in. the names.-of all
the Otlll-Fslthfuls. It is ypry Im-
portant.
I am afraid of Socialized Med-
icine; about half of the" taxes rais-
ed to .pay. far it will go to the fat
bureaucrats that promote it, if it
runs true to other bureaus. Anyway,
I would hate to havet Just anybody
probing around among my. inner-
most secrets.
• *
Uncle Fudge tejls me that we
can stand about so many ciga-
rettes in a life time. In other words,
if we smoke one package per day,
we can keep on smoking twice as
long as we could smoking two pack-
ages per 'day.
• « *
Lewis Nordyke and Uncle Jay
have both been allowed member
ship in the Poetry Society of Tex
as. I have not been allowed. .
Such Injustice.
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Boy, if I don't get rid of this
cold pretty soon, I'll be dead.
Did you go to the doctor?
No. I saw a sign on his door
"10 to 1" and I can't monkey with
a shot like that.
* * *
Ignorance does not need an in-
troduction. It always makes itself
known to you.
* *
The psychologist had finished his
speech and was answering a few
important questions.
"You say any good poker player
is able to hold down an executive
job?"
"That's right," said the lecturer,
Does that raise a question in your
mind?"
'Yes. What does a good poker
player want with a job?"
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What is most needed for learning
is an humble mind.
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Small falts are little thieves that
let in greater.
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The farmer came back from the
county fair with a new horse but
discovered he refused, to eat or
drink.
"By golly,' he said, "I've got a
real bargain if he works."
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The only way to get along with a
woman is to let her think she gets
her own way and the only way to
do that is to let her.
A live man pays 50 cents for a
shave but it costs a dead one $5
in the morgue.
A wool overcoat costs a live man
$40. A wooden one costs $400 00.
A taxi to the movie costs $1 for
a round trip, but it costs $10 one
way to the cemetery.
Stay alive and save your money.
It's cheaper—Drive Safely.
# * ♦
Instead of learning the tricks of
the trade, why not actually learn
the trade?
# * #
"What's the matter, little boy?"
"Mother drowned all the kittens."
"Oh, dear. That's too bad."
"Yeah. She promised I could do it."
* * *
The young bride was in the kit-
chen and she was annoyed by her
husbands presence. He knocked
the cookbook off in the floor.
Now look what you've done," she
flared. "You have lost my place
and I haven't the faintest idea
what I was cooking."
O * *
There's no such thing as an idle
rumor—they're always busy.
* * *
"I wish you wouldn't go so fast
around corners," complained the
woman passenger In the cab. To
which the cabby replied, "Aw, that's
all right, lady—just close your eyes
like I do."
* * •
When her father came home
from the office, 10-year-old Sally
eagerly opened a small package he
had Just set on the table in the
hall, then blurted out disapointedly,
"Aw, gosh! I thought it was a lit-
tle jar of candies, but look, Mom,
Minnows! Fish bait!"
"We mustn't be selfish, my dear,"
said her mother—and loud enough
for her husband to hear. "After all.
fishermen have a lot of mouths to
feed!"
• • •
"You are right, sergeant, said
the C. O., "that new man is skin-
ny. Put him to work cleaning
rifles."
"Yes, sir," said the sergeant,
"shall we push him thru or pull
him thru?"
• • •
Four-year-old Ralph begged his
older brother to teach him how to
play a certlan game. After being
refused several times, the child
pleaded, "Aw, come on, ril even let
m fthttt hill"
* • -
A famous college athlete, holder
of many track records, was Sunt to
the hospital with a bad case of flu.
.A doctor took his temprature, shook
his head doubtfully and said, "H-m-
m-m, looks pretty bad. You're run-
ning a temprature of 103."
"Yeah?" said the athlete, sud-
denly interested in his condition.
"What's the world's record?"
* • •
She was buying luggage for her
husband. She kept coming buck to
a case made of alligator hide.
Finally, she. asked for the third
time, "Are. you sure this is alliga-
tor skin?"
"Postive," asserted the .salesman.
"In fact, I shot the alligator my-
self?"
"That leather seems rather scuf-
fed up on this one side."
"That," the exasperated salesman
blurted, "Is where it struck the
rocks when it fell out of the tree."
* O *
Mamma said, "Papa, should I
take Junior to the zoo tomorrow?"
"Absolutely not," said Papa. "If
the zoo wants him, let them come
and get him."
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Veterans Questions:
Q. Sometime ago I heard that
the 4 percent rate of interest on
GI guaranteed loans would be in-
creased to 411 percent. Has this
teen done?
A. No. The Administrator of Vet-
erans Affairs announced recently
that there will l:e no increase in
the 4 percent rate of interest at
this time.
Q I have an opportunity to go
into the business of raising frogs
for several well known resturants
Can I get a GI guaranteed loan for
this type of business?
A. Veterans Administration will
guarantee loans on any kind of
legitimate business, but it will be
up to you to find the lender and
make your arrangements with him.
Q. Is it true that VA will only
guarantee business loans up to
$4,000 or less?
A. VA will guarantee 50 percent
of the loan up to a maximum of
4,000 if the loan is for the pur-
chase of business real property. and
up to $2,000 for non-real estate
business loans. The veteran may
borrow whatever the lender will
advance, but limits are placed only
on the VA guaranty.
Q. I have heard so much about
National Service Life Insurance
dividends and would like to know
when they will be paid.
A Dividends on NSLI will be
paid as soon as the administrative
work of determining the amount
due to each participant can be ac-
complished.
MANY ACCIDENTS ANNUALLY
Chicago—Be glad you are not a
centipede. Think what might hap-
pen!
The 1948 edition of "Accident
Facts," statistical yearbook of the
National Safety Council, points out
that occupational accidents alone
cause approximately 250,000 finger
injuries and 60,000 *t oe injuries each
year.
Most of these injuries are caused
by handling materials and falling.
About. 9 per cent of these injuries
are of a permanent nature.
Write up and send in all the
news you know. Everyone will en-
joy and appreciate it.
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Is There a Worn Separator.
in Your Cream Check?
Well, that's where it'll show up soon-
er or later-in the size of that cream
check. A worn separator means extra
work, too-lost time, as well as money.
Make a date with us now to have
your separator completely checked over
We'll put it in top shape for you. And,
of course, we use genuine IH parts.
Farmers Grain & Implement Co.
I H C Pttrts & Machinery
Phone 37 Claude
Radio Repair...
Bring- that radio trouble to W. R
Carmichael Radio Repair Shop
in the Cagle Auto Supply.
RUPTURE
SHIELD-EXPERT, H. L, HOFFMANN of Miiinea«olis, Minn,
will demonstrate, without charge his "Rupture Shields" in
Amarillo - Hotel Amarillo - Monday, Feb. 21st
Prom 10 A. M. to 3 P. M. Please come early. Mr. Hoffmann says-
"I have specialized in the field of Rupture Correction since
1928 and personally fitted well over ten thousand cases. When
skillfully done most Rupture openings will contract in a short
time. Above all you can go to work immediately without fear
or pam. There are many of my satisfied customers right here
in this community.
Special lady attendant for WOMEN and CHILDREN Ask for
Mrs. Hoffmann."
CAUTION: If neglected, rupture may cause weakness, backache,
nei vousness, stomach and gas pains. People having large ruptures
which have returned after surgical operations or injection treat-
ments, are especially invited. "If you want it done right don't
experiment. See HOFFMANN." If unable to see him at this
time, address:
HOFFMANN'S SURGICAL APPLIANCE CO.
933 Andrus Bldg. - Minneapolis 2, Minn.
Complete Stock of Radiators...
CAR, TRUCK and TRACTOR
CLEANING and REPAIR
MILLER RADIATOR SERVICE
813 W. 6th Amarillo Ph. 6666
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Waggoner, William J. B. & Waggoner, Cecil O. Claude News (Claude, Tex.), Vol. 58, No. 24, Ed. 1 Friday, February 18, 1949, newspaper, February 18, 1949; Claude, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth353964/m1/4/: accessed July 10, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Richard S. and Leah Morris Memorial Library.