The Rebel (Hallettsville, Tex.), Vol. [1], No. 22, Ed. 1 Saturday, November 25, 1911 Page: 3 of 4
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Well,. Hebs, thei dite of dates,
" flll-y 1,. 1012, ia drawing near
1 tHe big que^on that k being
, iously canvassed is: Can wo
Rch the vertprattiafk we set
for ourselves, vii, 3(HOOO by hew
year's day? ..Some of you may
jbavo beeomo pessimistic and think
impossible. feel
^IL&E 7f SSEtW way at tfci* end of the line,
hlfti ?♦ tL mS I'" tell you why: The Rebel lec-
■ * a I ture Bureau pla«( has caught on
sleudidly. ^a^the tannounce*
fry Dlsiw°for Imcnt by-thc. Kebel has brought in
• "•"''Sbp"write!• -• • ** We f or<kra *or 25Q-.-SP*(Hs?'0^ P $?*
" S.iwt in twlfferent points $wo of$etf m <Jk.
1 tafcoma It will be Seed tb t
a call lor a<l
1 From t&fte goveimmental domes<
H®8™™^HpatiiS
Wear ^ owr|iw*"mUOn cdlt*!<~j
And for mm °* protection fcof
:wwl5jm5&r'' -'•••' " •' '•;"""" * ..•SNH
,., ,j:TOle Mole iu your.
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-Achiss Ur^i^i^f Sitfra *
Through the plain of San;Jacmto-
... 0 ,vsy jiiraons 1 KMC higher,
Swept across the Buffalo bayou}tailed
Of flaunting wealth—and povertv—ea
; . It was like a horrid dgin
' 1 {\wM
t trfl tt to tht* nation,
mc K?aum
And to Mexicans El Paso—our
What a regular old grann-y youth
And they will roast you
EAQLE. ^
higher o'er stately homes
wn ia session there; •
dirty dily dollar,
!«■,) there k trouble in the
Pi . . {air;
linit n greater share
ifrHr/1 ^ .'
3u San Ante,nis-> Valley,
storic field and stream!
>'er this land of fire
swooped above the scene
i to make an angelierettm
sliow the situation,
fnuge that will burn! >
et Sail Pedro fountain;
>1* soon shall learn;
'(ten, my renter man-y!
Lturn."
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big papers, dot der stenographer Colonel, but it tont WOrk. Ton
typewriters keep iffid sen^ se^, der iss on - Napoleonism law
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isrszsa .. m^^^\wji^£ssss^sm
g^&SFiteToiSKSfUr#:.ftil Aml toJIoricaa.El IW^r,
, JpFopcct inapuftJMitljr. He.««tMl-
in ^lemwt H^beV in one place for twelve
1,'^lftr"011 Nov, 22, break Ljgh^ (^x nights for each speak>
county. He writes er) |or iooo.aub cards at 25ceaoh.
alists are just coming out ^ ^ the twelve mee" "
""ud out there, there ilow into the « """
ften-" crowded to hj. 40,0d5v ^bels in
**" *41?iS£'S' Fat a n^i king birdof Cation! Ro#i
• has the follow- Low for the lecture meetings and * •
ekcoimty: Deb with more cards being called for ,^ Kocky mountain aerie, seoK^i scores of leagues o'er
5, Diet?; 6, Mud 1 every day we believe we are safe | rrora ra} J [prairie,
J Content; 8, Truitt; 9, in.saying that,30,000 AVill have travelled and 1 carrv Mtjx t- you I will tell
yinttts.; 11', Antelope; 12, John-1 been sold for The Kebel by Jan 1,L . , lanrttordB who are ste^S^^ir lands wliile youare
son, S. H.; 13, Pumphrey; «4l912,. Write us about the lee- ] Ul# _.v : i
out all der dope. Ve done appoint
der champagne commit tee and der
champagne QommitU? make we
manager, un dall ve gut to do now
iss to git dei' brivale secretary,
und def stenographed typewrite^
and fix up der swell office head-
quarters und git busy.''
"Veil, see here, vhat do me und
der private secretary got to do
mit dia business T"
Der brivate secretsry,'' vinks
Mr. Hrnit, "iss much important
He sweeps ouit nd keeps der
lamps clean und his mouth shut.
"On the mighty San Saba mountain,
Where the iron, and the copper ia,
linried by oar $od eternal—(as thej
For us all—is by infernal &* ■
Stolen by the money kings'. .1 hav
When-high up in
the river Llano water,
ingot, aud the ore;'
j contains the kernetT—
sd thieving galore,
■plied it froU\ the sho ?,
soar."- "
tin- of feathered Station!
thy words do sting 1
iy story-now unravel,
• the Welkin ting! -
knowledge bring
{at«; 15, Wilmeth; 16, Bai- rture plan
liniHl ■':! another page. ,
W.N. Haynie, Ovalo, one of the The bigchief this week is: J.
T^ylipp couunty Teterans makes 4 JBv Cripp^lJatsoa, with twenty-
the point'uwe have been trying to [ four followed clpsely by H. P.
make long, namely that no Ramsey, Tyler, T^xm with twen-
form Of agitation beats distribu- ty. Amongst other Rebels send-
tion of literature. He writes: "lling clubs we notice:
have heen in the ^movement ten I A. H. Fulkerson, FUtorna,
years/ spent many a dollar for J J. Dougherty, Leigh, Okla.,B^
speakers, used to meet them wh^n 11. Collier, Benjamin^ 4; T. G. Qra-
(AiWIiene) the nearest railway haui, Summers, Ack„ *5 R-®- J[an
point was 26 miles and took them Trease, Jacksboro, .4; R. E. Do*5-
q m fte omrnd m#
now. Particulars on
With such shysters as though f«
While his wrctcJied lot is burning,o.Ut|
(That ought to hold ywi^
Then the. bird, with
(dealing
"yuii were doing well,
te renters heart like hell,
a .spelL"); '
until Walter Bradford lat- fa^M
ie In witji me. Finding that 4; J. IT. Ledbetter, Athens, 4 ; K.
9ple would usually come out | B. l!or^®r' , Kambow, ki. H. "5on the gloves, W
a dozen strong, got tired of|Monk, McKinney, 4; G. W. BlaM, g«i<i
money for ^akera.tSol Jacksonville, 5; T. R. Kdw«^i, Aungpvww
buying an4 scattering lit-1 Kock Springs, 4; Cs
The result was: On the} Jacksboro, 8; J. Lj Sanlord'}
h OctoW when Dan Crider .14; C. W. Wolf, Duster, 4; W L
here the house wouldn't Franklin Weesatche,^^ 4; Anme
th^rt ; some had to stay out]I'
and hang around the win- Pdot Pomt, 4; J- ®- Crisp, Bat-
himr • Have had 1 iAou, 24; W. S.-McGoy
feathers ruffled, rtttttei>.l eurses loud and muf-
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v As across the room hp shuffled in ius anger and despsir;
"Quit your strife'and story gagging «?8>'our glonous old flagK }8'
Quickly drop your old wind baggingsfier we can not live on air,
You're a f6o\! Hire a mule hat will kirk you now for fair!
One that kicks and doesn't eart
*T \ . " '« \ '"r^Mhrrx fe**
i|ed, "you old Free Booter, Xwru u 's own and only roos-
to be tutor, why. Wen, let 's get in the ring,
preliminary starring, yankoe ^ -and
*v * * - * - ——^uuapion of, the wingl...
ii going to let her fling:"
tot knocks ouit der kinfoHa bus-
iness. But ve fix ^ot. You shust
make mine son Etill der brivate
secretary." ■
So dot hm all fix t now. 1 make
der race und be der big show und
pay der bills und git der office,
und Smit und der champagne
committee und der brivate secre-
tary und" der stenograph writers
git oop der beautiful history of
my fife, und der platform und
der principles, und preety soon
tolerable quick now ve make der
rjr, velkin ring to der tune *of thirty-
He passes round, der cigars und five t'ousand dollar vorth.''
knows vhen to hand ouit der jug now, Mr. Editor of der
und vhen to keep him hid und Rebelyun, if you vlll print der
ven to tell somebody ve iss ouit | niCe things in your paper erbout
and vhen ve iss in, und vhen ve me, ^nd say dot I vas der eelf-
git in some jack-pot complreash- ma(je man, und der poor; honest
una vhere ve can't lie ouit und it farmer, und der poor man's friend
von't do to keep quiet nor tell der un(| (jot j make der great govanor
truth, der brivate secretary takes m|t ^er love for all der people
oop der matter und exblains urit und der kind feelings for der eap-
great sorrowness und de^ regrets j itaiism, vhen I got me tn dot guv-
dot ve are avay absent, but der janor's office maybe so I make you
matter vill be attended to sliust foT commanded-mit-chief of der
as qujckly as ve git back, und in Lovlulor's bodyguard vhen ve
some trouble like dot ve don't git have der rebelyun -i^volushun
back till der elecshun iss ofer. fight mit dem blamtd Socialist
You are der big shyw, of course, fellers. /
buf'all you got ter do isa to nut Youra,mil much confidence dot
monkey nyt der champagne man- you vill support me as der best
ager and der champagne commit- one of dem Dcmokrat nomina-
tee, und foot der bills und fit der Yhuners for govanor,
office." Klabberhcad von Foddershoek.
"Be der big show und pay der Postal Card.—Vhen der eham-
bills? Der devil you say 1 How pague committe gita dot plat-
much iss dem bills!" , forn) fixed 1 vill send you «ome
"Veil, you pay der champagne | copies of it, mit niy picture und
manager two thousand dollar, and der history of my beautiful life.
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country, Okla., 4fO. &%'
they are coming.V101*la., 4; R. li Johnson, 1
Hnfiidftv who is f* '• * yOWTj Seymour, mgmgk
a hi t as a
from a Bible I^ W
is preparing fbr a tour in I ^y> Rochester, 4, m n >
vhen you been elected you make
[him appointed to some fat job.
You pay der manager's oxpenscs,
und maybe so dot's two thousand
dollar more. Youpay der brivate
I secretary forty dollars per month,
K. von F.
THE MARCH Of HVH01Y
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VOK fODDlMHOOK.
r?Hr
und der stenogrspher typewriters thc ^reaiDft 0[ your downy
ve git dem cheap. Und ve buy4 e^chee through the shado of
some big newspapers und I your pampred sleep. r i
spillbinder speakers und influence Qiye ear. yoa oan hear it eomr
pnd I get me to Smit's J und dot J>e maybe twenty thous- j the tide that is steady and
igniSak fcefore dey gang and dollar more. Figure oop der deep—
him all oop in dis brohibi- whole business und maybe it iss Give ear, for the sound is
m Z I thirty-five fousand dollar," ft tttp desert and du
"^ot" a11 d" °^k7! , „ The tramp of the marching mil
"No; dot flin t all, but dot s all I . «k. «.«i. «# ffnnm
to vwA, IVMUI i6"!
Hr. Editor of iter lUbolytui; H l- fee l>« J®"' ^_l!$tyou „, >•
do, govanor oife.
qih«Mowa"d hm..'J*!L„,■.->. ■ , 2
'irZ'* v.!^ *w ^ ^
He fureiAM hi o n ™ j' vjnlickle Ft. Worth, i; Mr V«diiMd * wn'mncli aolemfi voice: ye«r, and der linvati' tecreUry j ■■■(nn wdM.
is not a high ^ a. P n Iw&^ erbout. La«t Vedneaday { 4 ha(j der brivate Inn^ der mansion-house in I As Wolfe assailed the monaf
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again wherever he h^ spoken, 'Spring8> g. R. A L der full enjoyment of much
Those wanting dates ,^lURwJt! Clauncb, Altus. Okla., 4; J. E. Mc- mentul anguish vonderings how I
^Vwcm 'ivlt J Tver, Elliimpo, 9; T. ft.Mom* ,L(« wU«t vtot I got n to« d
mcrly a live Worker at Corrigan, J A' Pagack HHraiinj 4; G. W. Ow, Und land graboers at twenty-four
■Texas, is new iecturing in Missis- " gU8Qah 4k, John Enberfi, Clar-1 ber cent, der delefone ring, I
He writes fhattiie houses ^ „ Idink it vas some ibO* of dem
"fukT,* "'^1 I ^ land vwting
lions, the march of the Hungry
Men. *
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As once the lean«limbed SpaiHans
at l^ocrls' last ascent. j i
I As William 's Norman
, -^Staunw, Of Wolf. City, 1 recent lor « few d y. dey
vi is another new speaker to water J route. I think the m ney j^y gome gasoline automobile oil,
t.fc " He j spent in the Scout servnce mU>| j ghngt let me dot delefone riilg
t part Uc end bring the b«rt retums^ur _ more iet But vhen dot
maybe to borrow- some ax^re
literature tnr - fPW dav« until dev
against the
is available for dates iVthat P&rt [the end bring the I more yet But vhen dot
of the state and does good work-U uts almost invariably * v« erbout tn blow oop
amongthe religions element. . . bunch of eager readers in OieiHdflefow^erWWW
We acknowledge reeeipt of a j reapective localities. jund exblode and kick himself off
1*3 ivvcaaavai^K> i i
"I find a new territory evry der vail I recollect me dot my #°rac
neat.and well written jmrnjAlet
w and the Ges-,
eheerfulty agrees
krilla is the author. The | th Scouts. rThe whiiwina cam*, j r ^ ^ttinff
LJP Z designed "to get un-Jpaign that Comrade Noble ma^fcW M
der the thin* of Bible believers/ {.fiMrusJwas in Scout-infested ter-tie .delefone. W
meeting# of H der'leoding «ti-|der borgiun." X. ■„
—♦«* to tL20WMr« M.X" sSfs^F-
office last night, und ve take to sa>, Mr. Smit. Maybe I don I
some a^Sun erbout der govanor know something erbout der gova- ^ co^ another army, your wit
lace business Ve all disagree dot uoi; business, und maybe I be der Mnnot compute, j; |
« donJtBk. di. feUer Ruuhe.d,+Mg .how. but I oin't no big tool | The nmn-.t-tron wlf-fyduoBM,
n«r ve dont lik/di. feller ColU- dot give. thirty-Sve t oiu.nd doi-j ft« m.n yoo.Md. tte bnit^
kit no fcwwr, it. Bnt yon M k ™ ^ f™T f.rtory, tt^. Jd iin",
ve all aKrce dat ve need for gov- job mit der swell secretary md 1^^. |vr ttMj ahears and augnr
anor one man vhat iss strong und der brivate nianslon on der side, ^bble and drift and drill.
conservative; some man vhat can Not much, und you vill please tell J
«ve us bolitical peaee und rest, der champagne committee und d^ They bear. nQ SWQ^ Mr rifle^
g,v( oonuca l champagne manager dotl said forl their ladders are on your watis,
restore der lost confidence game cn*mp *« "w ^.. ithoiwh the hauberk is turned to a
-«nd git «piul to con. b«k nnd derwhol. bu.,„eM to go to der WWIffWJgWW«
Imild as some railroads, und buy J devil. ; M alls;
"You vaint a* minute," undU^y come from locomtive^ the
ritory
h
I Katrine. It was anoder
der name of Smit.
anuUt fills the hill.
Fred Askew, secretary of the i The g^akers HP
new local at Galvestoon, reports ■ Q Hamilton will soon ''Hello;" he says, "iss dis Col
I JkLi be under the directionLrf Foddendwck!"1
posed of 30 solid, level headed 1 n«.. havitnr been engag- l v>,.n h* r>alla me
i some railroads, und buy
id und town lots,/ ... ,. ,. r I
some money und git us Smit he vinked me mH his arm! cab and cobbler s bench;
tight jaek-pot place, und pUhoh me mit h eye. "It I They are armed with the pick
i tell der boy. you « Un't d.r MIi^ W «WM.i itW*« ***¥■
mm, you bet ve nU d der preMige. Ten you git to be ^ ^ ud ™« *" "• |
tdder for once, nnd der Lgevaner ve make some laws vhat
'*■ « gt t I ■*■ — /1AM Inaif AiMiA^Aniia <vantA 1 ..<
and
and
come empty-handed,
>i «wr <wvw>v, —- -—- - with fingers gnarled and strong,
- Bill Jones, he appoint 1 und git some railroad* bfiilt in I And some eome dumb with «or-
? . - .,-1 r..wr~ . "i 11 imaw i mv siul iaki i#av (
chairman of der meeting, who iss j restore der lost confidence game,
my
U1V P«wl6", 1«« "Uiiw, u« " ■ " > | 4. . ...
w rtcf com mil of one to notify | dis country,, und ve ull dot forty row, «nd aome «* y toink witb
yob liot you been der un.nimo.wlt Wnd .ere pile of rock, und ""r ^ vtn
*M "ofWt. yb %>u been der uMni-owlfM^d MM pUo M^ Jg|| B
workora, w«h all the frert. elm- « - Rebel for ita mbwrip- .. _..v .^j , Demount nominubun of der Mud hllU vh.t you got to —-
¥m f AfS iiSh fW— * ? +* * j mfcting for gov^or."... eMtom .ucker for d«r flo,
in SfiDtAmbfir totftlfid 'Only 1^. in-1 . . •«« .• ot 9ft «nri Itty * .i *• • I ..«/i 4am u^gm+ifni
^ t f Wilt
*°me buried, are stirring and lithe
j \ 10 •; | tion lecture tour. Aujuug u« i t i SBB; | meeting, tor govanor. .eastern sucker for der fine farm 1 and quick,
JtatarsAzzf - ^ «4 «*■ ■
month of NovembeiM^,Jb*- j0hn A. Currie has been mak- h;ef tells vou I vas one Colonel "vjfcv he says, lookingjuc sol-1 d°t to der brivate Secretary und Thrdtigh the depths of the Devil's
eating a.total membership of sa J ^ mpaign in San Saba , emn in der face 'yon don't know Ue fix it alright. You am t no darkness, withthe distant stars
thousand. Four months ago it ^nV gwSding up near V a _ ' # emn /nd dot w der fool, Oolong Maybe you see derj for light,
totaled only 2WW. Inashorttime «JJTO ® ^e30^, after whiA "Dis iss Smit; und nefer yousone dam thing und dot iss fler , fhey are coining the while you
Texas will lead the^naUon m.point ^^'McCulloch, Brown W^bout dot Colonel,business, beauty df it. You see, vhen you « ver ^^muna 0« alumber, and they come #%
of membership, proriuded ^ .^d^SS Snntiae. Ve got dot fixed alrtgk f Ybu want^onc govanor to give der udd den Smit .he pimehea und ^ ^ ^
down aH_rows, and we are going j^jn Andrews.—Nov. 34,)2&, L f k uiet Und say, you country hoMtical peace und rest v>nku mc tomt more ttn ' Ods morrow—perhaps tomorrow
It. P^^TSv^t^ine ^ | und -w *1, see,and
^||OU8tO ,
™Jmt&oted you will find order
Jorsuppliesfor our 8-10, K
uting ovwp, a thousand pieces 1
r each month. The old
wonder why we aw^ao
earnest in our work of distnbut-
ing leaflets pnd papers.. W«? just
grin and call theii? attention to a
Jdea how to work^e htrntuw W. S. Noble-Nov. 22fi, Hico, yon me some rent or some und ot*e brivate secreUry undl "8 >
S .tTork W0°d r 24-25, OlMMMI «i Lterert. Dot be der biggMt ii*,*>m« Wnwn .tenogmpb typewrit- bnv.te «crrt ry taMM poy f
"TRn.1ft.jw1 vou will find order tl'£toe I,know me erbout iu^de« <'r8. Der cb.mp.gne eommittee j " '^o
0, Kemp;
...
Dec. 17 for ten dayh ia
-you will waken and see, and
then you will hand the keys of
the cities, to the ranks of the
hungry men.v
-R, W. K. in"Ufe."
Henderson, direction of Mrs. De-
Witt Owen, county secretsry.
"Rev. M. A. Smith —Nov 25 to
in Busk County.
writes der platform und der dec-1 he vinked. { ,
* -ilv.: ' ±1.: o'fr ' 1' > r-^r1- rl-' i a'r"m."'.'- ''.''li."''" • tJSwS WiSST?..
speeches, und der champagne II git some wise already mit <usi
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IMS, Ma-1 banicky times."
'PYmifim dW ^J^WM^s rr ■Trrw,-™ss.v, --'TT. ||
Of coupe, be me a# full of cur- manager keeps his eye on der en- govanor business.
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iousness und I figure ouit he got emy uhd sees do der candidate S j son Frit* der brivate secretary.
maybe one nf hAHliNi or name i d nietnre gits in all der j "Yea, dot isa bully aehenf*!
keg of bottled beer or name nnd picture gits in all der
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