Temple Daily Telegram (Temple, Tex.), Vol. 15, No. 292, Ed. 1 Wednesday, October 25, 1922 Page: 4 of 8
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K. Williams president
Entered at tbe postofflce In Temple, Ttx.,
October, 19C7, ft.-I seeor.d class mall rca'ter,
linder ih* Act of fongrea* March >. 1871.
Office of Publication- 110 ar.-J UI WW
Avenue A. Tempi*. Teiae,
Ten.pie Dally Telegram In a member of
the Audit Bv.reau of Circulation*.
Smiles go a long ways, for th< re's
a "mile" in e\> ry smile.
Old J. l'luvius must hrne been
knocked out by ;he dengue,
There set ins to be lots of "junction"
Jioinlf along tin- political line.
Looks lik< Ktigland- pulled a ' bon-
ai" when 1: changed premiere.
u4 solitaire Bcvcr did draw like foot-
ball.
It U well enough to be able to play
a good defensive same—punt across
the field and keep something up our
sleeve. But mystery Is never ao Im-
pressive as ft massive score piled up
and no game can be won without of-
fensive play. Tou can't win without
the ball—can't always depend upon
the breaks being in your favor. We
may strike oil or kick over r pot of
gold, but we are born with the chances
al>out a million to one that we will
not.
After all, Mm- bucking is the safest
nd surest method uf consistent ground
paining for the trust of us. Some can
Kick a goal from midfield but tho
moat of us must be content to hit the
line willi all our might, take the holes
when we can find them and make
hem v. hen wc- cani.et. and always
i.i'.l toward our goal.
Th. fans really admire the player
most wlm mmcs back :ifter his friends
i ave called time out for him and hits
•t in high and hits 'em iow, and plugs
; ml pounds and plunges ahead - hop-
ing ultimately to reach his goal be-
fore the final whistle blow.--.
Jack Frost doesn't seem to be try-
ing to score in the first half of the
fall game.
Perhaps this liltie blow-up from the
north is just running interference for
a real norther.
The shipping companies will prob-
ably "dry-up" now that Judge Hand
has had his Hay.
The English political situation
situation seems to be about aa unin
telligible as the one in Texas just now.
If there's anything in a name Jud^
Learned Hand must be an able jurist
and his decisions are evidently all
Handmade.
Inquisitive: Ho you think a rm>s-
ijuito gave you the dengue?
Tatlcnt: I don't know whether
mosquitoes have it or not but I think
they would be willing to give it away
If they did.
'1HI (.HIDIKON* Or LIFE.
Football is a fascinating game be-
cause, like life, it requires the play of
*11 the energies, physical and mental.
It necessitates keeping fit, calls for
co-operation and demands hard work
directed by brains.
We all choose Success as our goal
but we do not all win the toss for the
kick off. Some of us have to bide our
time to get the hall. Every time we
make a first down our opportunities
are increased to make further ad-
vances; but failure to make good on
any ten yards of the game necessitates
punting and watching our chances to
get the ball again.
It is cot much trouble to gain
ground if we have the proper Inter-
ference; at least, it puts the responsi-
bility upon us.
Interferem does not mean hind-
rances; It means just the opposite—
Homebody to go with us and help
eliminate the threatening obstacles.
This game of life covers a vast pe-
riod of time and the players of all the
iges before us have been running in-
terference for us and it Is up to us to
carry the ball across the goal line.
One's personal success depends In
very large measure upon his ability to
find and hold plenty of faithful
friends, aa we have been so often as-
sured by veterans of the game. When
one's friends hear any unjust rriticlsm
started they promptly nip It In the
bud. That Is running very helpful
Interference, for much depends upon
Cur reputation.
»
The spectacular forward pass has
Won many football games that could
not have been won by straight forma-
tions. ▲ man takes the arrial route
When he undertakes a work far In ad-
vance of what he Is engaged In; and
If he sticks he has usually gained, at
tautf, * first down. If he loses he
must come back to the line of scrim-
nafc and try in another direction or
buck the line.
He can't complete a pass without
assistance and he Most remember that
It la tbe ball to be passed, not the
It
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LYMAN ABBOTT.
A vigorous champion of high ideals
and things worth while in life has
passed with the death of the Rev. Ly-
man Abbott at his home in New York
Sunday. For nearly two generations
ire had been o: e of the most active
leaders in religious and civic thought
in the United States and as editor of
Nit. Outlook he wielded a great influ-
ence through his forceful writing.
l»r, Abbott was nearly 87 years of
age at the time of his death and was
ordained a minister in 1 860 after a
brief career in the practice of law, but
the latter years of his life were de-
voted almost solely to writing and lec-
turing. lie had been intimately asso-
ciated witli America's leading states-
men and thinkers for the last two or
three decades, but he was never swal-
lowed up by any of them in the sense
that they could direct his line of
thought or swerve him from the
course which he thought to be right.
He had his own originality and per-
sonality and his philosophy of life was
that the creative forces In society are
making for the freedom and happi-
ness of society, and must prevail. Ex-
traordinary working power was one of
his chief characteristics, and modera
tlon and sanity were the chief notes
of his temperament and attitude.
Dr. Abbott was altogether a lovable
leader and lie did not expect too much
of his fellow-man. He did expect
something, however, and that was
that each and every indiyidual should
do something to serve humanity as
well as himself.
EDITORIAL OF THE l)A V
Jaw Not So Bad at All.
True that the dance to which jazz
music has been coupled Is not precise-
ly setting an example of modesty and
grace. True, also, that certain mod-
ern dance perversions have called up
music that is as noxious as the breath
of Belial. However, let us remember
that the worst of our present dances
are not beginning to approach In
bare-faced wickedness the almost un-
believable performance of our fore-
fathers. And let us admit that the
best of jazz tunes is something Infi-
nitely more original—perhaps even
musically better—than that so-called
popular music America produced in
the good old days, that golden age
which lives only in the mythology of
disappointed sinners.
To a great many minds the word
ja« Implies frivolous or obscene de-
portment. Let me ask what the word
Sarabande suggests to you? I have
no doubt that to most of you It ylll
mean everything that is diametrically
opposed to jazzing. Yet the Sarabande,
when it was first danced in Spain
about 1588, was probably far more
shocking to behold than Is the most
shocking jaw today. It was the prond
hidalgo's hoolah-hoolah. A French
author, Pierre de Lancre wrote In
1(11: "The eourtessns who mingle
with the players have given this
dance such a vogue on the stage, that
there la hardly a young girl in the
country who cannot copy them to per-
fection." And yet, as we know, this
once objectionable Sarabande finally
became a matrix wherein the greatest
musical composers have cast some of
their loftiest and purest Inspirations.
What the waltz was when first It
set Vienna spinning, when it turned
Paris into one big whirlpool, has been
variously chronicled by pious and
blushing witnesses.
Without speculating what the fu-
ture development of jazz may be,
there is p.n excuse for believing that
long after the dance known as jazz
will have happily vanished, investiga-
tors in the field of musical history will
have occasion to search for the Incep-
tion of these peculiar tunes.—Carl
Engel, in Musical Courier.
FKEE FOB ALL
Lloyd tleorge has finally come to
the couclision that now it can be told
—at $-!.S0t!5 ii word. Milwaukee*
Journal.
Still it looks like poor tactics for
Kemal to massacre out of existence
practically nil his prospective tax-
payers.- Dallas News.
Russia has promised Turkey her
moral support -which means that
Turkey will remain unsupported.
Nashville Southern Lumberman.-
At that, an inflated currency can'?
do Germany as much harm as the
inflated ego did. Manchester Herald.
IjttleBonnyfc
Mary Wstklns sed. And she opened
her box and heer none of them was-
en broak at alt, me saying, O, youre a
grate dropper all rite, not meny pee-
pie could drop-a duixin eggs without
breaking eny.
I allways was kind of graceful.
Mary Watkins sed. And I kepp on
going home with my duulu. feeling
grate on account of having offered to
swap some for her broken ones and
even greater on account of not having
to, and I kepp on feeling grate till 1
tripped over our door mat and
dropped the box and broak 4 eggs, 2
being Jest broak and t being ruined.
Proving thetes no use feeling grate
too soon.
BLIND PIGS IN THE CLOVER
HOTEL STENOGRAPHER
(Br .j*tb Evans.)
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Ma sent me out for a duzzin eggs
this aftirnoon saying, And for good-
nis sakes bo csrefill, you know how
you are with eggs, now remember If
a single egg is broken you dout get
an exter peece of pie for dizzert to-
nite.
Me thinking, G, I better b' <—cflll.
And I went to the butter ;.J egg
store and who did I meet in there but
Mary Watkins, saying, Im buying
eggs, wat are you?
Eggs. 1 sed. And we each got a
duziin In a box and started to wawk
back wilb them and one of the ferst
things Mary Watkins did was drop
her box rite on the pavement saying,
O deer, look wat I did, I bet theyre
all broken, mamma wil scold me ter-
ribly, O deer.
Loklng as if it wouldent of took
mutch more to make her cry, me say-
ing, Well, 111 pick them up for you.
And I picked up the box and handed
it back to her and she sed, O deer I
dont know wat to do, heer I haff to
take horse a lot of broken eggs and
youll have all hole ones.
Proberly being a hint, and I sed.
Well hay, 111 tell you wat, you tell
your mother I was carrying them for
you and I dropped them, 111 take all
the blame. Mary Watkins looking
more and more mizzerable as if that
wouldent do her mutch good, and I
sed, Well all rite, 111 tell you wat, les
look and see how many are broak
and then II take half the broken ones
and give you hole ones insted.
O Benny, arent you wonderful,
"Kelly," said the Hotel Stenogra-
pher, "Noah never had much experi-
ence with boats, but he sailed a
wicked ship."
"Yes, yes.'' laughed the House In-
fective, "Go right on, you interest im
strangely."
"The next train I ride on is going
to" be a boat. 1 had to go out in the
country yesterday, and I went on a
train, and a druffer flirted with me.
"I saw him give me the O. O. from
across the, aisle. I tried to raise my
window to give him a start, and he
rose to the bait like a hungry pig ris-
ing to an ear of corn.
"lie came over and histed it for
me, and, of course, sat down beside
ine and began a line of chatter which
showed long experience and careful
si udy.
"He asked me if I wasn't in the
moving pictures, and said he thought
lie had seen me somewhere on the
screen. 1 told him lie was right; that
I was all three of the Talmadge sis
ters.
"He laughed so heartily that I al-
most forgtt that I was going to out-
kid him. Then he switched, and said
if he had not seen me in the pictures,
he knew it must have been in the
Follies, and he wanted to know if T
wasn't a dancer, and I told him to get
off at the next station and hire an
orchestra and I would show him what
a wieked hook I shook.
"But that didn't stop him. I'll say
that boy was good. He said all his
life he wanted o meet a girl with pep
enough for a ready comeback, who
could make life lively for him. and
wanted to know if I was married.
"I told him I was not, but as the
train was slowing down for my sta-
tion we could disembark and be mar-
ried right away. He gave me a sec-
ond look, and beat it for the smoking
car. I believe he thought I meant It."
"But why the idea of traveling by
boat," asked Kelly.
"Boats are slower, Kelly," answered
the girl. "I am going to give the next
fish I hook more time to play."
ANDREW AND IMOGENE
(By (to* Wm»oii
There had been sharp words in the
house. Imogene had rebelled against
the cigarette ash nuisance. Andrew
was sitting in the morris chair smok-
ing and reading a magazine, and while
the cigarette was close up to his face
he had blown the ash off the end
of it up in the air so it would scatter
and not make a spot on the rug.
When he did It he glanced at Imo-
gene and saw a pair of lids lowered
to shield a pair of bright eyes. He
was sure she waa watching him, et
when the ash accumulated on the cig-
arette again he looked around for the
ash tray which he should have put on
the arm of his chair.
It was on the desk just out of his
reach. So he raked the end of a ruler
Into reach with his magazine and then
Just TblK.^1
Guest
AUTUMN
The trees are spending their treasure now,
Treasure ot silver anil br«mu and gold,
Riches are failing from branch and bough,
More than the lap of tho eartli can hold.
Day by day through the busy year
The trees have tolled In the burning sun,
But now the end of their time Is near,
Tbe froat has come and their work Is
done.
Here is a riot of luxury.
Lavish and lovely and bright and gay,
A spendthrift now Is the humblest tree,
Flinging the gold of Its pur»« away.
Splendor sits on the rising hills,
Heauty smiles on the fields afar,
A flood ot treasure the forest spills,
Richer than coins ot a monarch are.
Fluttering leaves of bronze and gold
Gleam In tho sun of the shortening day.
And the trees, like men who are gray and
old,
Scatter the treasure* of earth away.
'This you must do," they seem to say,
•This is our way and the way of men.
Gather your treasures from day to day,
But you must scatter them all again."
/"*
(Copyright, 1322. by Edgar A. Guest)
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rrot«ted by <*orge Matthew Adam*
began to try to get the ash tray on
the end of the ruler so he could bring
it over to him without arising.
Imogene watched him for a moment
and then rising impatiently she
picked up the tray and handed it to
him, saying:
"I honestly believe you are the
laziest man in the world."
"Am I to consider that In the na-
ture of a slam?" he asked, as he
knocked his ashes In the tray.
"I certainly so intended It,"""snapped"
Imogene.
"Then you will have to say some-
thing different to make me mad," he,
said .complaccntly. "Do you know
that the lazy men of this country have
been its greatest benefactors?
"Do you know that there would not
be a time saving machine or a labor
saving device in the world today ff
there were no lazy people?
"Do you suppose any one would
ever have invented a self-starter fo>
an automobile except some guy who
was too lazy to get out and crank. If
it hadn't been for him what would
have happened when you stalled your
engine in that mud-hole the other
day? I would have ruined about $19
worth of clothes getting out in the
mud and doing It for you.
"It was a man too lazy to stoop
over and pull up his socks who in-
vented garters and a farmer too lazy
to swing a scythe who invented the
twine binder.
"It was a woman too lazy to work
button holes who invented those snap
fasteners on your clothes and a man
too lazy to walk who developed the
bicycle.
"It was a fisherman too lazy to pull
a boat who first stuck a sail on one,
and one lazier still who would not
even skull ashore when becalmed who
first put a motor on one.
"It was lazy Bob Fulton sitting in
his mother's warm kitchen when he
should have been out at work, who
saw the lid of a tea kettle rising and
from It evolved the first steam boat,
and it was a lazy man out flying a
kite like a kid who bottled the first
electricity.
"It was a lazy amateur photo-
grapher named Jenkins making pic-
ture books for his kids who thought
of the moving picture machine first,
and it was a chap too lazy to stick his
pen in an ink well who made the first
fountain pen. •
"It waa a chap too lazy to go down
stairs and hunt a match who fixed «
gas jet so it would light when yoil
pulled a string, and it was a man too
lazy to walk who first thought of rut-
ting roller chairs on the boardwalk at
Atlantic City.
"Whether it is a typewriter, a tele-
phone, a sewing machine, an electric
light, a pair of bifocal spectacles, ft
rotary churn, an electric car or a
patent can opener everything of any
real benefit to humanity has been the
product of some man who had a lazy
body which he did not allow to divert
his active brain.
"lazy people are simply peopli
who know how to make their heads
save their lieels. Now I know that 1
could not get that ash tray with that
ruler, but I also knew If I tried yoij
would get it for mo*and "
He stopped in amazement for Imo-
gene got up and Indignantly put the
ash tray back on the desk where it
came from.
TARIiOID TALES
••Only Joffre"
Lord Curzon, the British foreign
secretary, arriving In Paris, found the
passenger elevator at the Quai d'Or-
say station out of order and cheer-
fully adopted the suggestion of the
station master that he might use the
freight elevator.
Just as the elevator boy was slam-
ming the gates shut, there came rush-
ing toward the lift a thick-set elder-
ly man, breathing heavily. He made
as if to enter the elevator, but tho at-
tendants waved him off.
"I am Just as heavy and as old as
your lone passenger," the man de-
clared, "why should you refuse to take
me up?"
"Because this Is Lord Curzon," re-
sponded the railroad man impressive-
ly.
"Oh, well, that's all right," replied
the stranger, making for the stairs,
"I'm only Joffre."
He was given a lift.—Boston Globe.
RIPPLING RHYMES
(Br Walt Hmm.)
(Copyrighted by George Matthew Adams.)
Going Strong.
There is always something wrong,
something fierce that threatens doom,
but the country Jogs along and em-
erges from the gloom. Uncle Sam Is
hard to slay, hard to smother in de-
pair; and he trots along his way with
his coat-tails in the air. Just a little
while ago everything seemed on the
blink, and we wept and lapp- d up
woe as our daily food and drink. Kv-
C.ry prospect was a frost, there would
be no coal to burn, and a cord of wood
would cost more tlmh any man could
earn. All the trains would cease to
run, transportation would collapse;
all tho world seemed bleak and dun,
there were tears upon our maps. Even
chronic Sunny Jims shook their heads
and sighed, "Alas! We can't sing our
cheer-up hymns, for this crisis will not
pas*. We are up against It now, every-
day uew ills appear, and the statesman
beau his brow in extremity of fear."
But the country jogs along, and the
smiling statesmen say, "We are surely-
going strong, better times will com-
this *ay. There will shortly be a
boom that will knock the records cold;
we're emerging from the gloom, an\
our skies are bright as gold."
DAILY HOROSCOPE
(Copyrighted. Hit. by the McClurs News-
papur fly nd Irate )
lVrdnretlay, 0«t. t5, I#«.
During business hours today friendly staf*
rule, according to astrology. The Sun and
and Uranus are both In benefit; nspoct.
bater Saturn and Neptune are adverse.
Inventors and promoters should benefit
frotn this rule of the stars which makes for
originality and the potter to Interest capita!.
Thore la a sign today read as particularly
favorable to propaganda or principles re-
lating to the best interests of banks and
bankers.
t'ramia ts In a plsca supposed to make
inlnds liobpU.iMe to the reprecenlathes of
persons who wield power either through fl-
nanee, politics or personality.
This should be a most fortunate sway for
orators and especially for political candi-
dates.
Tho president, governors of states and
heads of biff business should find tills di-
rection of the planets most helpful; to all
their desires and beat efforts, toward public
welfare.
Strilies nnd disorders will disturb Great
Britain all through the winter, It li lore-
told, and unrest will be evident among
workers In tho United States,
The winter may be a period of nnxlety
concerning the public health and may tafln*
down much criticism on government officials
interested In sanitation. Again Panama ap-
pears to bo undttr a •mister rule.
While there may be a great dial of ni-
nes* in; the coming mouths tho seers de-
clare that children born at this time will ho
remarkable for perfection of pliyei'iue and
beauty of face.
Schools and coll»gei ngaln are well di-
rected by the wtars which promise recog-
nition for educators.
Tho west and south aro to have a winter
season of supreme prosperity, owing to an
unusual number of Hurists.
Lato thunder storms that break when
winter Is at hand may be phenomena of th*
cotnkig month.
Persons whose ilrthdate It Is may hav*
much opportunity to travel In the coming
year. They should *afeguard th* health.
Children born on this day may meet with
difficulties in life, bat theso will be easily
surmounted. They are likely to have gie.it
vitality, energy and Individuality.
BRINGING UP FATHER
By GEORGE McMANUS
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