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TEMPLE DAILY TELEGRAM, TEMPLE, TEXAS, TUESDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 16, 1929.
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Temple, Tex, Nov. l!i.
7>niple (i.is l.iphi Co.:
(it nti< men—The present cold snap
lias pi rsuaded me to try to renew
icf|i:.iin'an<-e with my i?as heater,
1 Jt ;tft. r huKRiiig: the thing for two
ir t' if" (lays ] am still faeed witff
the chillj fact that the pas I am jret-
tliiK apparently doesn't have tin'
> arming: finalities it used lo. My nuf-
I'icionx alonjr this line are In part
• ♦Hifirnicd by Iho fart that recently
ve hi d to replace the J-inch ras pipes
10 our Imotype machines with 1-inch
] :pe.« in order to fcet « nough fuel t->
I.eat i!i> metal, and during the past
HHtiith we have used more g-as and prot
I' ?s Th ;it than during any other i-imi-
l.-.r pi riod since your company was
tMabli^hcd. so far as I can recall.
1 : in aware that many people have
11 similar grievance against your serv-
1'e. which persuades me to adriref'
this open letter to you. «'an't you
docior up your furnaces somehow so
i>» to put a little more "kick" into
JC"r f uel '
Yours very truly.
EDITOR TELEGRAM.
Everybody who has ever started
Anywhere and got |>ut out on the trip
will sincerely sympathize with I're.si -
clent-Klei t Harding—and the .Mrs.
I're«ti'cnt-Elect-—111 their adventurous
Inn unt \ euiful and unsuccessful ef-
fort to return to Brownsville from
l'oint Isabel Sunday when the gulf
coast norther made things loo uncom-
fortable to continue the sojourn in
the erstwhile pleasant retreat. Jt was
ti rather trying experience for the va-
cationists—especially trying and <11 s-
figreoabie to end in disappointment —
but no doubt the adventure will im-
press indelibly upon the mind of the
next pr» sident a fact with which most
Texrn.s already are familiar. That is
you can't tell what the weather in
Texus «ill do. Se veral American ].c-
tdon boys in these "parts will testify to
lhat. It is worth noticing, though,
thai the delay encountered by the
president-i loci's party was attribut-
able to ihe nervousness of a chauffeur
who tf"l excited when it was apparent
lh.it his presidential special would
have io i !in behind schedule. I!< inp
held up for an hour or so by the fail-
ure of ail incoming train to arrive,
the ch;:uffeur undertook to drive out
to s. i- what the trouble was and upon
mee iiiR the incoming train he tried
lo hack up to get a new start and
then by fatally crippled his motor. If
Mr. Harding had been just an ordin-
ary individual perhaps this chauffeur
would not have been worried at all
and the accident would never have
happened. Hut still, if the wh"le ad-
v« nture had come to anybody else
lint Harding it i« barely possible that
mention of it would never have made
Its way ovi r the heavily loaded As-
sociated 1'ress wires.
w h.vi Now is whom;?
period thi* eh.- racter of coniplslnts
was vastly smaller than since that pe-
riod. Is it to be deduced from these
figures that Jt is possible to hold
breaches of the legal and moral code#
r.:ore in check while war is in progress
than when peace rules and opportu-
r. ty is given for the exercise of moral1
agencies in their full scope?
Surely there must be some explana-
tion for the enormous number of
recruits that drift Into immoral re-
sorts; for the staggering increase in
tl.e number of girls who run away
from their homes. What is it? Is the
home circle losing its eharm? Has
filial love become but a memory and
have parents ceased to exercise that
blended infill tc« of love and author-
i ;• that lays the foundation for ster-
ling manhood and purifying wonian-
heod ill their offspring?
It is well to take these figures
m.der close scrutiny; ascertain if like
conditions prevail in other communi-
ties as in Chicago and then ponder
upon what is to be done to bring
about a reformation. Those who make
a study of Juiffniltt delinquency and
its causes would se« in lo have a large
t. sk before tlicni Til searching for an.l
eliminating the causes. Chicago is *i
tjpical American clly and the experi-
ences there can reasonably be accept-
pcacc so that they might stilt throw
their armies against Wra,ngel, a fight-
er who fey that time* had developed a
military machine of menacing propor-
tions.
Dispatches from South Russia tell
the tragic story of the success of this
move. Apparently Wrangel's army has
been completely wiped out and all
semblance of bolshevik opposition In
the south is fast fading. What all
this will eventually result in, no man
can tell; but it Is obvious that grave
and menacing possibilities are offered.
The allies may not seek to aid Wran-
ge 1 further than to offer him asylum,
but if something isn't done to set lip
a barrier against communism the bol-
shevllil likely will endeavor to carry
their campaign into the Balkans with
renewed vigor and enthusiasm. Hav-
ing put an end to the movement
championed by the French, T^eninc
and Trotzky are admittedly given a
longer lease on life--which is a hit
distressing in view of recent semi-of-
ficial assurances that these two usur-
pers were tottering oil their throne in
Moscow.
This mean* that greater and great-
er efforts wilt be made to spread bol-
shevik doctrines throughout the
world, and especially in countries
CENTRAL TEXAS PRESS
e,t! as applying in greater or smaller J where unrest is noticeable. So-called
ratio to other American cities. In missionaries have been going out from
tois view it will be set n that condi• r soviet headquarters for the last scver-
tions aro, appalling and that the he- ai >vf, ]ts and the wider the domain of
for
and more ef
some new
method^" of dealing with the
eessity
fcetivc
forces of evil and the agencies that
iestroy the fweet influences of home,
is imperative.
riainlv the moral atmosphere needs
1 urifying and it is the duty as V
should be th« impulse of every law-
abiding and honic-ioving man ano
v. i man to help in this purification.
THK IJOLSIIKMK TIUt'MFfl.
If th> record of delinquency made in
fiiii'ago i1-' to 1" 'aken as an index to
c ndi'iotis in otlar cities and coininu
ir.ns of the country, then the moral
pgencies of the L'nited Stau-s are eon-
lionted with a task that would seem
to (.ill for revised plans of activity.
.According to the annual report of the
»n;p« i intendent of the juvenile protie-
t ve association of Chicago juv>-nile
In quency has increa.wd 40 r c< lit
li
I
r ■
1 nail
v hlli
e last year, complaints against
derlv hcus< s have increased S"
mt, or about TOO per cent more
He record of the war p< riod.
lie complaints concerning rtin-
«ua> f r'.s Havf m< rt-.-se.j ion per cm
oi S" i<r on more than in tie war
period.
•The superintendent in 1 > r« port
that complaints for crue);y to
i and children love increased 23S
j>er cent since the advent of prohibi-
tion, and draws the condition U '
aicn who formerly drank . eavily ) a\ <
und< rgone a reaction which express-
lt«cIf in surliness and abuse of the
fain. y. lie ventures no theory or
opinion as to what causes "lu- v it-
Img Inceau; in other forms of <J-
linquency, particularly the horrifying
tr.crrase in the number of runaway
girls and in immoral resorts. Ho
contrasts hia figures for the last year
Wilh tlio*e of the war period with the
ix-uill tlsat It . j p>:ai* that in the *
The spectacular defeat of General
Wrangel's forces at the hands of the
Russian troops is as great a blow, al-
most, to the allied diplomatic potiey
as it is to the military maneuvers of
General Wrangel himself. Pispatches
from Confitantinople and Sebastopol.
confirmed by official advices from
Paris, indicate that the anti-red or-
ganization of South Uussia is thor-
oughly a ml disastrously beaten, liven
General Wrangel had to board a
French warship lo escape the oncom-
ing foe and many of his generals,
humiliated by the ut'er rout, are said
to have ended their own lives.
General Wrangel has lonq been r< -
garded by the French and other al-
lied counlrUs- as the most promising
hope for Ihe salvation of Hussia and
the downfall of the rrign of commun-
ism. He was recognized by the
French several months ago and im-
mediately following that action <-x-
pressions from the l'nited States and
other great powers let it be known
this anti-bolshevik leader would be
very acceptable if he could show suf-
ficient strength to menace the power
of I.enine and Trotzky, eventually
ousting thos*1 gentlemen as they oust-
ed Kerensky and set up their reign
of pillage and terror. For a linie ev-
erything went well witli ihe great sol-
dier in the Crimea, but he was handi-
capped by a lack of supplies and es-
pecially poor transportation facilities.
His forces, comparative^ small when
brought face to face with the horde •
of I.enine and Trotzky, were reputed
to be more loyal and better
than the bolshevik mercenaries; but
late dispatches attribute the sudden
turn in the tide of affairs in Souih
I'.ussia io mutinies among his men.
Whether cr not this is true, it lias
long been known that he has been
having poor success In recruliincr
campaigns and even If he did enjoy the
best wishes of the natives it is a well
established fact that wars eam.ot be
won with best wishes alone.
The tide'* turned against the leader
in South Russia when the roles and
Russians patched up a temporary
peace immediately following the red
reverses at the gates of Warsaw. The
bolsheviki had massed their forces
with the intention of conquering ihe
Poles once 4nd for all and even made
advances to the west at sacrifices to
Wrangel .n the south. The I'ljin evi-
dently was to crush the Poles and
then turn on Wrangel, but failing in
their dri e on Warsaw ilu-y sought
communistic Uusaia becomes the
more dilligently—and in some cases
successfully—will theso agents strive
to show result*. All Kurope is thus
menaced, and the danger i-* not en-
tirely removed from the l'nited States.
KOITOKIAL OF THE DAI
Selling History Straight.
Philadelphia educators have be-
et.me involved in something of a con-
troversy growing out of charges that
a propaganda is afoot for coloring:
American history textbooks to give
them a British tinge. The allegation'
is that the. history of this country is
lieirg perverted in the school books so
as to exult the Ilritish and minimize
ihe heroism of the Americana who
fought the revolution.
Thoughtful students of American
history will not become very much ex-
cited by such charges as these, for it
has long been notorious that the his-
tory t« xtbooks generally in use in the
public schools of the United States,
especially ill th"' lower grades, were
frequently <!• fie ent from the point of
view of str • . historical accuracy, es-
pecially with .espect to the period
embracing iio war for independence
and ihe war of 1S12. It will doubtless
be conceded bv historians that in any
distortion f>r fact the partiality was
toward the Americans. The propa-
ganda iu our history textbooks—if it
was propaganda—was anti-British, j ^
and ilie consequence was that genera-
tions.if Americans grew up who did
not acquire in the elementary schools
a t>'ue perspective of world history in
the revolutionary period, when the
.Miiirican war for national freedom
wan only a side iastie for Hreat Brit-
ain in her world war then in progress.
As for ihe war of IS 12, with the tx-
i eption of the victories on the lakes,
Jackson's battle at New Orleans,
which was fought after peace was
concluded, and tin* exploits at ilea, it
was a. rather sorry affair Irom the
Amerif an point of vie w.
To conceal the facts with respect |
to tins • wars is to ignore the hssonj
of unprepaicdiu ss. There is glory |
enough for the -Americans who won
independt in e in 177(1 and for those '
who uphold American rights in the
sci oiul war with Kngland without the
suppression of facts which point a
moral for lhis generation. It is to be
fighters*) hoped that the American historians
oi iln war of 19H will have the cou-
rage to tell school children the truth
—that so inadequate were American
defenses and armaments at the out-
brtak of the Eunqican war that if
i lermany had fallen upon the United
Slates first without warning, as she
did upon France and Belgium, Amer-
ica would have suffered a disastrous
initial defeat, provided ilnglanil had
remained neutral.
American school histories can stand
some revision. Tin re is much non-
sense in them. Nothing could be more
unwelcome than a political agitation
ill favor of anti-British propaganda
in these textbooks, however cordially
lhat sort of a movement would be
hailed by the Germans, who, by the
way, had been slyly slippn all sorts
of Teutonic propaganda into Am -rl
can textbooks up to the time the G i-
nian-Ainericau alliance t i! ■! to de-
liver the l'nited States int■» ihe hands
of the l.ai- < r.—Washing' u Post.
RUCTION MIX-VP.
"Th« following from the Moody
Courier presents a unique political sit-
uation:
"At the general election on Nov. 2,
the name of Fred Anderson appeared
on the democratic ticket as a candi-
date for Justice eif the Prace of Pre-
cinct No. ti, which precinct includes
.Moody. Air. Anderson was not a can-
didate, but ill the July democratic
primary Mr. Anderson received ono
vote, the man who voted for him
scratching the name of S. 1>. Curu-
thers, whose name was on the ticket
for rn-noniinatiOn, off and wrote Mr.
Anderson's name on the ticket. Mr.
Caruthers received 8'J votes, and for
some unknown reason, when the
names were certified to the printer
who had the contract to print the
ticket, these numbers were reversed.
"It is understood that Mr. Anderson
will resign and Mr. Caruthers will be
appointed to succeed him."
While everybody was rending all
ihey could find oil Harding and Cox
very little thought was given to the
matter of who should be Justice of the
i'e.ice in the Moody precinct. The
question was crowded out . th» pub-
lic mind and Mr. Caruthers the demo-
cratic nominee, with a feeling of se-
curity that elimi.ir.ted all anxiety,
made no effort to keep them remind-
ed of his candidacy.
Hut weli he might, for he lost his
office in the -presidential scramble
r.oyal democrats voting the ticket
straight did not pause to read the
name of the nommeo for Justle-e of
Ihe Pence, they presumed that the>se
who fixed rhe ticket had fixed it right.
The same loyalty that would have
backed him In the bitterest fight, pro-
vided his name were on the, ticket,
now elected another who had neither
aspirations nor hopes of being Justice
Aa he lost his office by mistake, he
is to receive it back through the gen-
erosity of Mr. Anderson who had the
office thrust upon him. The latter
could hardly do anything else. A
justico is supposed to dispense justice
and could hardly expect his admin-
istration to bo auspicious If ho ob-
tained the office by taking advantage
of a m'stake. Doubtless lie figures
that a justlcc should be justly electcd
both in letter and in spirit.
that name, who laid her gifts tipem
'the altar. By contraction it became
Adeliza, Aallza and Aliza.
The tallsmanic stone of Alicia is
the Alexandrite, a Russian gem. It
ia found in the emerald mine* of that
nation, being of a beautiful green
shade which changes to columbine
red. Tile Russiaus believe it brings
great good fortune. When the sub-
ject of its farorite'tf dreams it signi-
fies hope. Monday is Alicia's lucky
flay and 7 her lucky number. Her
flower Is the tyhite hawthorne, a
beautiful bud.
BITS OK BYPLAY
(By l^kr
Tnfr.
There are no homesf for Jack or Jill,
The outlook makes us frown;
But houses won't go up until
Materials come elown.
1'iiw Knows Enfytliing.
Willie—Paw. what is a demagogue?
Paw—A demagogue is a man who is
trving to convince others when he
can't convince himself, my son.
After Every Election
1 hear him blnn,
T hear him blow;
"Ah-ha, ah-ha?
I told ym sol"
shell look more like a capital "O"—
Luke JlcLuke. And after boarding
her and teaching her to vote for 20
years, you begin, to look like an in-
terrogation point—Wilmington News-
Journal.
Haw, Haw!
A negro in Mansfield. Ohio, wrote
a letter to a negro friend in Cincin--
nati. He didn't know the addreaSk so
he addjesaed the envelope this way,
and mailed it:
Sam Johnaon.
6 feet 2.
Cincinnati, Ohio.-
Nothing in a Name
Tou may not believe it, but B. A.
Renter owns his own home in Pitts-
burgh, and doesn't pay a cent of rent.
Names Is Names
Toy Bridges is a Y. M. C. A. secre-
tary in Nashville, Tenn.
Our Daily Special
There Is a Whole Lot of Silent Con-
tempt of Court.
Gushing-
"What the heck is a gushing let-
ter, anyway?" asked the Old Fogy, as
he,,tossed away the magazine he was
reading.
"One that is written with a cheap
fountain pen, I suppose," replied the
Grouch.
Am, Gwan!
The seamstress doesn't get much
dough.
Her days are filled with want and
strife;
She is unhappy, and I know
She sees the seamy side of life.
Fit KB FOR ALL
Anyhow, it was a native Canadian
who sailed that Yankee fishing
schooner, Ksperanto, to victory.—
Hamilton Herald.
Senator Phelan, of California, and
Representative Phelan, of Massachu-
setts, have been left at home by un-
i'h eland constituencies.—Providence
Journal.
Wadsworth's return to the senate
jsuggests the value of the party label.
It is as sacred in the eyes i>f the wo-
men as of the men.—Rochester Her-
ald.
If that New York investigation coes
far enough, we may learn why the
housing problem of llie entire nation
so acute.—Rochester Democrat and
• hronicle.
A I.ondon paper takes safe ground
in commenting on the American elec-
tion by rejoicing over "the decisive-
ness of ihe result." The nature of
the result may be in doubt, but its
derisiveness is beyond question.-—
Springfield R< publican.
As Contrresswimiail Robertson, of
Oklahoma, was a pioneer there >>0
year" ago, it is possible that after all
her place is in the Old Ladles' Home.
— Boston Transcript.
Another DaniU.
Once upon a time a woman who
was away oil a trip bought some pic-
ture postal cards and she didn't write
on each of them: "Having a good
time. Wish you were here."
Seven Hundred of Them.
The Shade of Solomon had just
learned that women were now permit-
ted to vote.
"Gosh!"' ho exclaimed. "It's too bad
they didn't let a mail's wives vote
when I was on earth. I could have
controlled enough votes to be boss of
my district."
Fooey!
He is se> stingy he's unkind,
A fight-wad is old Oswald Rlahb.
But, though he's stingy, you will find
He wastes an awful lot of gab.
Oh!
"What the d< vil is an acrostic?"
asked Mrs. Brogan, as she glanced up
from the newspaper she was studying.
"Ail acrostic?" replied Mr. Brogan.
"Sure, an acrostic is a man that don't
believe'in no religion."
And t'incinnaii-Ncwport Bridge,
Too.
(Houston Post.)
Luke Mi Luke notes what lie saw a
►man do in a Kentucky street car The
oilier da?!r- Luke lives just across the
river from Kentucky and we fancy he
gets across the i'ineinnati-Covington
bridge as often as anybody else.
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
(It? MIMrrd Maraliail.)
Ill autocracies, the way of the
throne is often through blood; in
democrat it «, the way to the presi-
dent's chair is generally through mud.
- -Norfolk Yirginian-1'ilot.
Alit'ln.
This name, derived from the s-.me
root as Alice, anil representing an at-
tempt at greater euphony. The curi-
ous part of the whole tlyng is that
the name in its original form is really
not that til" a woman at all, but of a
man. It is derived from the Anglo-
Saxon Adeligis, of which the: feminine
form was Adelgisa, but was not fre-
quently given to women. Instead It
was sacred to the sons of the house,
principally among the nobility. The
name itself means noble, in both its
masculine and feminine forms.
The name is purely English, hav-
ing, however, a slight Teutonic flavor.
An argument is put forward by some
• xperts that the name Is derived from
Ihe Prankish Adalhert or Adelchen,
meaning "daughter." Alix or Alisa
in Lombard.'," was naturalized in Eng-
land when Alix la Belle married
Henry I.
The name, originally masculine, ac-
cording to the best authorities, how-
ever, represents Adelgis and not
Adelgisa, making the proper femin-
ine form Aliza. Some believe that
Kliza, generally believed to be a deri-
vative of Elizabeth is this missing
form. For proof of Alisa as the rep-
resentative of Adelgisa, the Libi r Yi-
tae of Durham records the changes in
Adelgisa from the first noble lady of
Wlia-fr
T> nil.
the Pare lo Nnslnille?
'a.'ebier lives in Nashville,
i >osi t;
A I'infinnnU man has just lost Ills
wit?. He has had his name changed
from 1I> luowitz. to llyman.
A lCf:.!
The Lying Adult.
old cuss if Ignatz Doyle.
May his heart ache!
lie tells his kids that castor oi!
Is nice to take!
— Luke MeLiike.
We treat, our kids this way and then
We wonder why
!t is that when they grow to men
They mostly lie.
— Newark Advocate.
Luke MeLukc Says
Even if the Lord gives a woman
brains enough for two, the chance's
are that she would go right ahead
and marry a man who hadn't any.
A man will gladly pay $10 for a
correspondence course In "How to
Succeed." But he hasn't time to study
.he Ten Commandments.
The trouble with the Lover Is that
he is either Sighing to his girl, or Ly
ing to her.
Any husband can make his wife do
anything he wants her to do. All he
needs to do is to tell her not to do It.
In spite of all the men injured dur-
ing the war, a man who has just ro-
lurned from a trip through Russia
tells that lie. saw 1<M>- wooden heads
over there to every wooden leg.
The man who used to smoke five
ten-cent cigars a day, is now smoking
'en five-cent stogies a day, and brag-
ging about his Economy.
What a lot of fine fellows we would
be if we only lived up to our own good
opinion of ourselves.
And you may have noticed that a
weak man is always strong enough to
break a promise.
The difference between an old-fajth-
ioned Fool and a modern Fool is that
■ he old-fashioned Fool didn't know
anything, and the modern Fool Itnows
!.t all.
The corn fed girl whose ankles are
is big around as her knees may not
be so Graceful, but you can bet that
she is healthy.
We all expect too much in this world,
and the fellow who is looking for
trouble is about the e>nly man who
gets more than he expects.
RIFFLING RHYMES
The Wet Home.
I stand upon the shore and peep
at creatures that infest the deep, all
sorts of things with fins and scales,
from shrimps and lobsters up to
whales. (Of course you'll say, witn
scornful grins, these haven t either
scales or fins: smart alecks always
gather near to show where Utile
breaks appear.) As I was saying, on
the shore I stand and hear the break-
ei-s roar a nil wonder how the things
that roam forever in that briny ht>me
can stand such moisture all their
lives, and not get mad and beat their
wives. No magazines or books are
there, no glowing hearth, no easy
chair; there's nothing for a fish to do
but soak itself the long years through
and dodge the bigger fish that strive
to catch and swallow it alive. There 9
no place for a fish to go, no Iectuie
hall or movie show. I have a sympa-
thy profound for all the fish that
scoot around, and ply their fins and
wag their tails, the sharks, the devil-
fish, the whales. I would invite them
from the deep, and give them beds in
which to sleep, and places Where they
might get dry, and noggins of de-
natured rye, but they can t under-
stand the tongue in which the invita-
tion's riprupg. And, maybe, as they
see me stand In solemn grandeur on
tho land, they wonder why I don t
wade in, and like them wield th«
trenchant fin.
TABLOID TALES
Sin<
bit
kids know that every
I say is bluff,
Tliey take oil when I tell 'em it
is rotten stuff.
—< 'leveland I'laindeale-r.
Notice!
There will be a special meeting of
the Club next week to act on the ap-
plication of Kllzabeth liutzin, of S00
Elm strei t, Cincinnati.
Is Tlsat So?
T icker B. wants to know if a man's
teil.ir is haunted ju.st because it is
full of spirits?
Well. Well!
Some doctors are anxious to get
tjeaithy. Rut what we started to tell
you was that I »r. It. A. Poorman is
practicing m< dicine at HSl'il Prospect
avenue, Kansas City, Mo.
loggers.
When you marry her she may have
a -nape like an exclamation point.
But aft« r :'0 >ears of married life
llntlle's On His Way.
Uncle Tom arrived at the station
with the goat he was to ship north,
but the freight agent was having dif-
ficulty in billing b in.
"What's this goat's destination.
Uncle?" he asked.
"Sub?"
"I say, what's his destination
Where's he going?"
Uncle Tom soarehed carefully for
the tag. A bit of frayed cord v>.-a .til
that r> iu.lined.
"l>at ornery goat. be exploded
wrath fully. "Yo* know suh, o i ig-
ponuU goaf done ompletely et up bis
destination."—Ani' rit an Legion W ce.lt-
iy.
\n Eye To Bu&ucsh.
"We need some new rugs, dear."
"Don't we need blankets more?"
"Vis, but who sees blankets?"—lies-
ton Transcript.
Polite Coin Id.
"I understand the convict who es-
c ipetl was noted for his polite man-
m "ile was unusually polite,
liven in escaping, he left a note for
the warden scyinT. 'Please excuse the
liberty 1 am talcing.""—Baltimore
An.eri' an.
V Lucky Tramp.
First Ttatnp—"Dusty Muggins is do
luckiest guy on tie road." Second
Tramp—'"Ow's dm?" First Tramp
—"He's a somnambulist, an' does ail
his walkin' ill his sleep. Pat leaves
im all day to loaf a roil n' an' rest in."
—Kansas City Times.
On the llald Headed Flow.
"Ziggins insists on a. front seat at a«
musical show." "Hard of hearing?"
".N'o. Nearsighted."—W a s h i 11 g t o n
Star.
DAILY HOROSCOPE
n Do« the Texas election law P'Ohlblt
daily iM-wfrvajwrs froul puUllJhUus ulectlon
"rNo-J^'l, .0 cluniJT that It vir-
tually prohibits them from collecting tlios®
reOirns. Election JndfM m»y use their
own pleasure about reporting results and
the t:isk ef collecting uttUewklu returns in
a genera! election Is so BlRa^ a»
bankrupt almost any news*athtrinu aiteney
which u»d«'takM It. *
Peeved: tK» no know of recouiE*
op**n to yon.
A. JieiidtT: Do not know.
QLK8TION BOX
T«fMhr» Novembfr
This is a nu^t day, nccordlu* to ««troI-
oev. daily m the morning th" 5un an<*
Mercury ate in beneflc aspect. There ts »
slithtly menacing sway of Jupiter
While the ""tars seem to indicate that
business affairs may be «iuiet. e«pe"iaJl/
along certain line-., the seers foretell that
there will be a ilecided sUmulation of trad*
within the month. , _ ._
It Is rer.fl that mon<>y will he easier ta
obtain on loan after the l>rsi of ueit
month. _ , . ^
Th»* should a. period of planning for
th« |lCw year. f«»r fntr promise is mailt by
the stars. Whoever capital la r.c^ded or
?h* support of i+rteit* of action
should h»v taken while this period prevail*.
The Sun f.ud Mercury, responsible In a
meat measure, r.Kip>lnffers dec tar#, far th#
prominence or Journalists Iu public life, t«-
tiuy arc lit f»n r>spe»:t that should l*e fci*
tunate for ; *1 stck office or official
recognition.
Mimy pr■ ir.inent men will visit the i.n!te«l
wirhhi th* T'ar, one of whom will com#
on a mission of supreme import.
According ancient lore presents or fa-
vors bestowed under this planetary gov-
eri.ment were most lucky to the recipient*
Mereury Is in an aspect that Is read a#
pressffinir the K»'»*ntest growth of Influence
of radirnl thought through the press. A
newspaper of f I rent Frltain tvlll wield #x-
traordlnai v j>ow* r. It Is reported tMat naval
;i».«l military operations on a large seal#
jtini to be for» shadowed for Europe.
Want and pri\.«tion, which have been less
iu • vulenoe recently than fernn-rly will be
-conspicuous duririi; the winter, when many
|:<x»r persons will ne* d cid.
V.'hlle there may bu moro demand for
• l.ritv in this country than thrc has he«in
re. •■ntly conditions ia Kurope will be piti-
able.
Spain and Hungary are still subject to
the met unfortunate directions of the
St.i rs.
rvraons wi'- sc Urthdnte It Is have the
i f nil . the and successful year.
Thus-4 who are employed may be promoted.
Children b< rn on this day mil L* careful
and lucky in ull probability. Theso suh*
Jt-is of S'oipio usually prosper exceedingly.
\Y \XT TO POSTPONE SALIC
<>l'' llKNVKIt .Si RIO liK.WDJi
A »'i/>.l«'.
An Indi.'inapulis woman has a.
friend who lives m Chirnao, who hus
i'«it'Si<lfrnble nipanv,- and who docs
much charity work. She is very re-
ligious nntl a ntii kW for "form."
She- had decided to have a supper for
.» laree number of newsboys. Wishing:
to try to tenth them K'lod manners
as well as to gi\e them .1 food supper,
everything was done in the best way
she knew how. 'J"he supper closed
with serving apple pie. One of the
"newsies" looked up and flown the
table and in a most li sgusted manner,
said:
"H—T! Apple pie an' no cheese!"
—Tiie Indianapolis News.
(Associated Prf»..» Di.patch.)
Omaha, Neb., Nov. 15.—Henrinc
iv*ts bosjun in l'nited States tiistrift
court here today on application by a
stockholder]) committee of tln» Den-
ver and Rio Grande railroad for post-
ponement of sale of the roatl under
judgment obtained by tho Kqultable
Trust company of New York. Coun-
sel for ihe committee aro asking a
sixty day postponement of the sain in
an effort to file a bill of review witl»
the hope of securing a reversal of tho
judgment. Nov. 20 has been set n$
th" date for the sale.
Prohibition Agrnt Appointed.
(Aspnpintod Pres. Dispatch J
Washington, Nov. 15.—Appoint-
ment of Frank D. Richardson as su-
p< rvising prohibition agent at Chicago
succeeding Major Alfred V. Dalrym-
ple, resigned, was announced today
by the bureau of internal revenu®
work at Chicago.
Indians Want Citizenship.
(Associated Press Dtspatch.>
St. I.ouis, Alo., Nov. 13.—Enact-
ment .if federal legislation to grant
"t 'Ii/.enship without reservations'" to
nieinbej*s f.f their race will be urged
by the society of American Indians,
according to delegates to the ninth
mniial conference which opened for-
mally here today.
BRINGING UP FATHER
By GEORGE McMANUS
mid*
wivt
I NEVER HAVE A,N\
PROMISED CUNTY I'
Bur how am i <cnna. make
IT Its RAllS:
AH. HA! » THINK
I HAVE IT tlOLVEO
6Y COLLV-I CAN'T
CO OOT IM THIb
RAIN AN' » HAVEN'T
A CENT EER A TAXI
MA«ie never
LEFT ME A.
CErsT-
A.
this WILL
KEEP THE RAlM
err ONTIL I <it
TO A PAWN -
IOP: THEN •
I'LL HOCK
IT AN" <IT
I A TAXI.'
/' 'I'1 ^
(g i?ia t* kh rtATu.r "iwe> i f/./£
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