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El. PASO MORNING TIMES, SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, i9o7.
Wi ll, sir, I've gill another pajama story tor
yon This one Caine all the way from Wales,
where a man of national prominence, who is
sojourning at the village inn of a mountain
town, is awakened late at night by the hotel
clerk.
'I (linking that there is a telegram lor him. he opens the door.
to Step into a lighted hallway, where there i> a crowd or people
Hastily returning to his room, he toils the door, and after
tlte clatter of descending toot.-tep: tell- him that ito- crowd has
left, he summons the clerk to him.
"Wfutt did von mean by permitting ore to appear. before all
these people in my night attire''" he asks.
Well, you see, sir. t hey all wanted to see you, and they
di in’t have any otIn r chance, so I let them slip upstairs and
then hnocked at your door "
But. 1 liotild have been glad to meet them at any lime that
was convenient," says tin1 great man, Ills ire subdued to a great
extern at tie thought of how his fame had permeated even to
this hamlet.
"Yes, sir. tint none of them thought you'd be willing to wear
them pajamas in the daytime, and not one of thorn had ever
seen any one in pajama,- Five or six of th on had beds that
you didn't wear them to sleep in, ait hough | told them I was
sure yon did."
Say. dill thii, ever happen to yon? I hope not, hut it’s a good
story and we have the pajamas. Silk, it yon say the word.
e? Sure, Mike-, ! tad
dimljohn? Same,!
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$ BRYAN BROTHERS
V Cor. Oregon and San Antonio Sts.
MOUNT FRANKLIN.
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Wonderful Discovery,
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i titntud Cheer up, Harney,
don’t he n cpwhurd. So I
.......... and i thodght me digs would
i is harried mi mod authority that , ,, , , ,
i tall from under me so tired I was.
great dikeovery was made .rimraday j W(.„ , l(1 tl„> what I
Mount l-'vanklln, ottlv a few miles saw, well I was distill acted—It was
If It i; true, what Mr Met fin !jj,e Jiivtm I saw c big lake of w.athcr ! inline I’vr
away.
t;.. tie guide, related to a party of ' in front .of me
(•ntdcineii la: t night al the Xelger, with a big eltih
it will can.a- a great sensation, not
■ ml; in I'M I'a o, Inir till over the Unit-
<‘d Slates b has been known for
■ears the Spank t Jesuit8 owned great,
wealth on Mount Franklin, and many
expert: have tried- In vain lo find the
exact spot, Inil could never locate it
Evetyhody in FI Faso and Juarez
knows Harney Mcfllnly, and what he
say: is pretty near true. Thin Is how
lie made the discover'
I was- laming on a hinoti it; (lie
pail., when some doodc fanners comes
lo me and say: Are ye a guide? I
am, says I And ye know all about.
Mo ot! Fi.mkiirii’ I do, says 1 Weil,
ist true that if ye go kor la it! and
pi“ on: the staple of the ohl church,
is r. ii see a pap in the mountain
v. lien the monk: hid great IronHiireS?
i io etc a\ I . ye givln' tile tufty.
Will sit, next day I winl sor ia lai
and I ' limnd to the top and got in
(in' hilfrcj and pill np me (aide glass-
e and suite I discovered Hie erevice.
Wh!l, f niver Pm! |t I schiiaui the
river fi'iitii Ml: I,sago and dhraped on
the very s|sd. and by Hie saint's nhuve
with the jige. says she. And yii hoc j
i fie pig hilt by cooking black bass?.j
Well, that's Cine rat (franc Urire, he
docs Chaws. Me does Chaws, does I
ho, says I. the dnrty spalpeen; I'll fix j
him I'm from In land inesilf, mam, j
and Its an insult to me countlireyman. :
Molt on, say« she: ye're mixed Bar-t
nev—.pc does chores—that's Frlncli
lor errands O, says I. you’ve saved j
ye're fish; lull beggora, there a bad |
I (joking lor. Could I gif a dlirink? j
says |. Of course, says she. Yo see |
that jug on the fince?
ays I: ye mane that
says she. What is it? says I. It's the
cramp of the mountain, says she. J
Weil, by the saints in hivin. if theyed j
have given me that thruck when I was j
a habby Cam thinking it of taken a
j lot to wane me. And the schrnoke no
• the mountain side, says I, what is it
j front? Hush, hush! that is the Ra-
jahs still. Well, may the dlvil fly
away wld me If me eyes arn’t opened
rays 1, The Kajer, may God be good
to the likes of im; wasn’t it inesilf
that met nlm at the Reyeeption when
i wc- had the finest dhrap of the auld i
• eh rather I iver tasted since I left 1
j Vv'aithcrford? So Artie O'Neill gits j
! t»s eligont thruck from the Rager. Ye !
i know Arfle is a desindenf of the kings I
I of Ireland Yis, an' nixt to the throne. |
i O’Neill’s havin' a little thruble with his
| throne; it’s too sltmail for liim, so
| Artie Hint it to England to git if fixed.
Suite Espanilo? says she, Fliat's
jtltat? says 1. B> the mither of Moses
do I look like a Chinaman? And what
i your name? says 1. My name, says
she, Is Alamada, and I'm the quane
I of this mountain and was horn in
I Micksago. And what connfhry does
I his royal giblets come from? Well,
| ye see, says she, |'m the darther of
' the Rajah by nls stecud wife on me
ttifiber's side; lie lost his Hirst wife
in India, O, the careless man, says
I: I remimber onst losin' me watch,
bet Hill Schmit found it for me.
Now what -ate the eljgent gran*
hushes for on the mountain sides?
The leaves look like shamrocks.
Those are no shamrocks. Ye she the j
lift hand hill'’ Well, that's Alarne-i
darville; on the other sits its Rajahs- j
town I litis so, Miss Maria? Ah.;
•■'ll do i ' know Ihe alleymaders of]
Harrow How. Ireland; many s tlie
gone in ye fathor's tin ;hop
ark a lady in a boat i to gel n kittle vardered: a fine gintle-
Hanicy. says I, ye're man; and wliat do you do wld all Hie
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; in a (lx. Hut I went up near the bant j wp of coffee? Well, says she, ye
, and to dislbrad lift alllutlon I wlnt, see me farther and mosllf made a
■ hem Ik hi Klie tin ned round Polls, conihraet with Ihe Rnypiildic Coffee
says she. lie ahsey, says I 1 am lost. I eompam and they sell to all the
she Ye’re found, rays I Who ilirade In the cotinthry Why are the i
1 arc you? says she, t am Harney .tic- j laves so grane? All the waste from j
ytlnl.v. He- guide, sa.v.s I Can I mist j the slid runs on- the planthation; ]
! ye" says - lie. Ye can, says I Then j 1 hill's the rason Alameda an' Ihe Ra- j
; git in mi" Itoai an' I'll show yo uy j Jah intoxicate and give that delicate I
trained lish. We are having a slaaple , zf-l. Hut. says I, wdial do you do with j
| (din c Wliat, srvs I, with fish? YIh. ! nil the mounlain nioneslilno, or moan-!
says he, and every one know his Main cream? Oh, that, says sip’, the t
; name I think ye a heathen, says I. Rajah for Hie sake of humanity gives j
and. III have in do pinnace for ibis, I *" 'he saiiatarlnnis an’ hospitals. Ye!
lull pere goes. Well, says she, ye sec j don’l , tell me mam. YIs, it’s troo. j
I Hint lug long flounder? Well, iPs Orlals are being used h.v sonic of yo I
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If possible, the surest money maker in the world—LAND—select an
opportunity where modest investment now will insure most generous
profits later, and reap for yoursell the rich harvest that your money
is worth. You don’t have to look for luck; it is looking for you. All
you need do is, buy a lot or two in
Military Heights
AND RIDE TO SUCCESS
LOTS $75 to $100 EACH.
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NOTHING ELSE TO PAY PURE MESA WATER THERE
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name's Fetlandees; lie's me ahslnt
iiioinded lish; lie'll go lo bed and fni'git
to go io -dupe lie’s an arful lookin'
In-lite says r An the wan With the
fins and rihrisxed In Uak-kays, his
name i, Me; ve see he’s dhriftieg lo
some game now, Alt' who is the
wan taking In tiai off to every pill
iy Halt that goes by? Oil, says she,
lie . a jige; waif'll llll'll git oik to fho
swell minnows. And, says I who Is
that C S. lish? I thlnlf he's gOPIi
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Street Cars Run Within 1 3-4 Blocks
Every 90 Minutes
Wm. MOELLER
Sole Agent
K A F I’M PI I REV, K A. MERRICK, Assistants
117 San Francisco
Phone 584
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OF ARTHUR WOOD
RIVES FROM CHICAGO.
MALLEABLE
Iron Ranges
The Kind We Sell Are Just a Bit
Differet from Other Ranges.
iglois. Ami what the dlvil are carpsla
! sa.vs 1. (VicalH, says alio, arc the lav- !
lugs of all kinds of fade animals won't j
| ale, oats, cunt, tin’ banes, an' thin ;hose i
Inkers roast 'em and sell ’em for ]
| coffee. Walt n minute, miss, says I; j
tlte dlvil a woinlher KOmeloimes I'm ._ . . -----d.._.
ja little Hoarse an’ falc like kickin’!..,,, . .,,, ii»j i> ■ ip ■>
■ over the Hi races, So, so, Katie, me ; Vv J lAi nri ni'lillbli
! (Inrllnt. ye'Vb'Tteen ’decaving mo; next
thing yo I tie thradlng me for a buggy, j
Ye must lie a lamed man, says she. goDY
'i. I dunno. snvs I; wasn’t it inesilf ;
j that disthribited pa-npors an wasn’t it!
Harney who was coiryspondlnt for the _
! Juarez Cttcliara, one of the foiliest I
pa a perk wliat. is? Well, don't mention ! Will B- Laid to Ren in
! ve’i'c 11 ill sen very to the nonsepa-apers. j
i No, Miss Allee. indado I will not. I'd ]
] sooner go to the bothom of the sa |
: than devulge a lady's sakret, I was !
huntin' for gonld mines, says .1, an' !
I found this liivoly place. That cratne \
] was inoighty folne. Well, says she, !
i Ink the Jug and go—here comes the i
: mince. Good bye, says 1, I'm off; and ]
i ( 'in I ’-ay ye agin? Sure, Mike, says
she, and donl’ fiirget to put the boni-
! der over the intvance; an* ye can get
; the coffee at the Republic Coffee Co.,
jor any fit sl-class grocer. Ask for Al-
! atheda or Rajah, grown on the moun-
j tain side.;, and take no other.
Arc ye a whldy? says I.
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TODAY
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JIM ELLIOT IS HERE.
Evergreen
Cemetery This Afternoon Under the
Joint Auspices of Knights of Py-
thias and Travelers' Protective As-
sociation’.
The funeral of Arthur H. Wood,
local manager for the Cudahy Hacking
company, and one of the most promi-
nent young business men in El Paso,
who died in Chicairo Timsd'iv after- •" 'A""1"6 w aoiiis »-me*
1 0 0 , ll, stU> a,ui j Greet paid a visif to Mr. Elliott at
WELL-KNOWN ALLEGED BUNCO
RETURNS TO OLD HAUNTS,
Is Told By Acting Chief of Police
That He Would Be Given Until This
Morning to Vacate, Which He Prom-
ised Faithfully to Do—Stepping at
St. Regis.
Jim Elliott, well known to the po-
lice of Juarez and El Pas > in days
gone by as an alleged bunco man,
lias returned to his old haunts, but
will not be allowed to remain here,
according to Acting Chief Greet. Mr.
nis
GARFIELD TRUST REMEDY ’1,0 natural inclinatlou nf one state
__„ : to grow, faster, than I (a neighbor.
“We hear much of the wrongs of
(he corporations. It is likewise tine
of the trades’ unions. II is Into that
(the trades' unions are good when they
i seek to elevate, but labor should not
! , ! seek to overrun capital.”
In publicity and its effects Mr, Gar-
field saw a remedy for existing crindl-
I ions.
The Corporation Commissioner Deliv-
ers An Address at Kalamazoo
on Live Topics.
Kalamazoo, Mich., Feb. 9.—At
annual banquet of the Lincoln club
|here tonight, .las. A. Garfield, commis-
sioner of corporations, spoke on the
regulation of commerce and the use
of national resources.
"With the growth of corporations,"
lie said, “great evils have come. It
is true that corporations have worked
Injury, that officers and directors have
GOVERNOR IS IMPROVING.
Little Rock, Ark., Feb. 9—The re-
port that Governor Little had request*
IV" can eonscit'ii (iomdv lid I' you Hint they arc pend .liccauuc
lia\ i I lied ill.m and Know .
Hut what we max ij n-latix lo llnir many desirable quail-
Li will add litlle lo i n ir actual merit actual l ooking and fuel
saving qtialitic.--. In •• ot all which cm- as a testing hast- in
judging f lie In .-
You will appV'-ciale the -aviny in fuel hill-, you will appreciate
ihe lime saved in preparing a ineal. and you will enthuse over
the lieaiitilul htsiwn 1 cad as coiiic.-- from ihe scientifically heat
d ov< in- ax 'IS 'll ia III" MALI. FA HI E IRON RANGE bake.;
all m t evenly in rti-.p con-isiency. as you would ban -•
Canadians Win.
I'lica, N. IV. Feb. 9.-—Tlie Interna- ]
liona! (Jordon championship medal I
was won by the Montreal players in i
the international curling match held j
here today. The American teams:
avere made up of New York and Utica !
reams.
noon, will occur this afternoon at •! j apartments in the St Regis yester-
Mieiork iwin St t'lement s Episcopal (Llv mothing and, notified Mr. Elliott
!.!' !' ^enry "■ ''-'lst<n' j ihat he would not he allovxmi to remain
| ( ia ing. . in El Paso unhnrrasssd.
i rz kl»s-
iiJ"'u,?'dS«S'],S',ii“L'f ui"‘S ""?■■■.,|,'r5|l? "”*“f •*
uig, it given that length of .ime to do
so.
some time. Local physicians decided
that an operation-only- could save his
life and the sufferer went to Chicago,
hut arrived there too weak for the ( .
operation, and died before it could he 1 -\lin all(
performed. j these were
misused the funds to corrupt your vop-j ed President John I. Moore of ihe sen-
resentativ.es. and have used ‘ rho law; ate to assume the duties of the ghv-
to shield their wrongs. j ernorshlp, pending an Improvement in
"Recognizing the fact that we can- j his health, was tonight denied ia a
not curb corporations, we must vet message from Paul Q. Little, sou of
to work to regulate thorn, regulate the governor. Mr. Little declare^ the
them in such a way that their in flu- governor is improving in health and
dice will lie for the good of our great i expects to resume his duties in a
industrial growth. [reasonable time.
"i\Ve should work to construct and ----
control, but not to destroy. State; li. TV. Broa ldus, real estate, room
regulation is impossible, because of i 18, Buckler Block. Phone 1515.
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.
These Flanges
FOR SALE.
$ L"''u buys a new C-rooni modern
red 'pressed brick cottage. 2 south
Iron! lots on Rio Grande; terms.
fiy'oo will buy the lies! bargain in
the city in a rod pressed brick cot-
'age oil 2 south front lots close in on
Wyoming; terms.
if’.tod only, buys a new modern brick
•cotiage on iwo full lots, East El Paso;
SJ'Oii cash, balance easy.
I'UiO each will tiny t terraced lots
on Rio Grande; fine location; only 14
cash,
Elliott explained that he was here
io collect some accounts that were due
would like lo remain until
settled up. Chief Greet
Deceased was a member of the ] explained that he would he allowed
! Knights of Pvthias and of the local >0 collect his accounts, provided he
post of the Travelers’ Protective as-1 se»'H>d them bv this morning, and El-
P** TJEW ULS JB-Lli
sociation, both of which orders will
participate in his funeral. The de-
ceased leaves a mother, Mrs. Anne
Wood, living at 502 North Oregon
street, three sisters and one brother.
The sisters are Mrs. Malcolm D.
Siewarl, Mrs. Victoria Winner and
Mi: a Fannie Wood, and Albert E.
Wood, a brother.
The deceased's father, Benjamin
Wood, who died in this city in 1881,
lion promised to go today whether or
not, his accounts Were straighteuod.
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MUST FAY FOR GREATNESS
Gen. Greeley's Reasons for Believing
We Should Have a Greater Navy
to Hold Our Position.
Here are the Reasons
Why The Fox Typewriter is a Better
Typewriter Than Any Other Typewriter
Made:
Chicago. Fell. 9.—Major Geuaral
A. W. Greely in an address tonight
was one of Ihe earliest settlers where
El Paso now stands. The deceased j declared that it the United States
had lived in El Paso all his life. He j is to fulfill her destiny as Lie controll-
?.,ieu will buy J tine lots on Mon- j was years of age at the time of his j ing power of tile Pacific ocean, and
resilience section; | death and was very popular with all- i maintain her position as a world
The interment will occur in Ever- j nation she must recognize the gravity
greeu cemetery.
St., in best
l-l cash, balance easy.
Star Land Co.. 201 Texas St..
Phone ik',7, Automatic 1057.
I, a vt
r! Irani'k, asbestos lining, ami die nickel trimmed. So
r.mcli ter finish and ie-iks but the w hole is in the very satisfa.-
i;>rv service reiulrtcd--bakes a M ■ Itoiv, would hate ii - at:
over thoroughly, perfectly and brown.
Large, medium and siiiai! have own thoittidmeters indicating
how hot without i pening and . la.d.ng i!., baking
FOR RENT -II rciom cottage, Rio
Grande, 4 room. Wyoming St,.
<21: .5 room, Highland Par. $2y; 3
i iirnis hi <1 housekeeping rooms. $2.5
Lone Star Land Co.. 201 Texas St.. S
W. Phone 057, Automatic 1057.
Special Merchants’ Lunch, 12 to S
p. m.. ::Sc. Short orders day and
night. ImportiM VVurtzburger on
draught, ai the Louvre,
FOR SALE New modern lirlck cot-
tage on lot 40 feet east front on Oc-
lavia St.. $:;.475: part cash. bnl. $3"
per month. Lone Star Land Civ. 2iH
I; Texas St.
of tlie problems which have arisen
since she took over ihe Philippines
and prepare to meet them. General
Greely referred particularly to the
menace of war with Japan which has
followed the recent anti-Japanese
situation in San Francisco and. w lie
ra men kx WASTr»AK«e;fe4s^'^w« £
ihi inevitable reoccurrence ol such
Want the Control of Grazing Lands contingencies and pleaded for a navy
Taksn From Interior Department which should enable the American
and Given to Agricultural. I to ^eir national
T. H. Springer
FOR SALE Modern cottage of fi
large rooms and center hall, large
pan try, electric fixtures, fine oak man
!"k on terraced ku on Arizona St.,
I ".JUxld’O reef; terms, 1-3 cash. bal. 1,
2 and ! years; price $4,0lhi.
Slai l.and Co. 2ffl Texas St.
Lone
I ivestock association is In Washing
i-m at the head of a delegation of
western stock raisers which is to ap
pear before the agricultural commit-
FOR SALE A handsome new mod hol,sT ««<« <e urge
ern red pressed brick cottage of *i I1 '' eiiarimeni of legislation providing
rooms, electric fixtures, oak mantel, 101 l*1,‘ "'ansfer of sneh public lands
hall, large broad gallery across front :ls suitable for graving from the
and one of the best constructed cot- control ol too interior department
fag, s in the city; on two full lots on j 111,1 «mtrol o: the agricultural de-
Rio Grande, and the best bargain in i partment.
the city ai off; on terms Ume lL aring; will be given to the dele-
Star Land Co. 201 Texas St. ; a.iitoii, ii is understood, next week
! Members of the delegation maintain
to
honor.
Washington. Feb. 9,-Alfred E. S.a.es," said he
> wouKl he a world ijowim*. sno must
Dericqle.v of Denver, chairman of the ! ,>ay ,or st„. mns- mainmi„ a
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world politics you nuts! prepare for
it as. a careful business man prepares
lo meet his stronger competitors.
Rumors come to us even now of wars
vet to be, an 1 wiiil? 1 do not believe
that t'c present danger of conflict
with a foreign power is imminent,
yet on the other lian l we must re
nioinlier that if a nation is taking
on new possessions and is defense
less it is in a deplorable position.
"1 never was in favor of taking the
Philippines, | never was in favor ot
taking toe Pacific po.-'sesslhna. but
now that wo have committed ottr
selves we must uphold our national
honor."
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