The Normal Star (San Marcos, Tex.), Vol. 5, Ed. 1 Friday, March 31, 1916 Page: 4 of 4
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THE NORMAL STAR
now!”
“Are you going to hush?”
“Yessum. What are them men
doin’?”
“They are cowboys, show-
ing-”
“What’s a cowboy?”
“A man that drives cattle on
the plains.”
“If he’s a man how can he be
a boy?”
“Didn’t I tell you I’d whip you
if you didn’t hush?”
“Yessum. Are there any calf
boys?”
“I think not.”
“Little children would be calf
boys wouldn’t they?”
“I sqppose so.”
“Am I a calf boy?”
“No.”
“Why?”
“If you don’t hush this very
minute, I’ll never take you any-
where w7ith me again, never,
never so long as you live.”
“I couldn’t go after I quit liv-
in’, could I?”
“No.”
I’ll be an angel then won’t I?”
“I suppose so.”
“Will I go around and wrestle
with people?”
“What! You trifling little ras-
cal, what do you mean, say?”
“Why, you read in the Biole
that Jacob wrestled with an
angel.”
“Will you be good?”
“Yessum.”
After a few moments of si-
lence: “Look at that man got on
woman’s clothes.”
“That’s not a man. It’s a
bearded lady.”
“How bearded?”
“Got whiskers.”
“Will you have whiskers?”
“No.”
“Why?”
“I don’t—look here, didn’t you
tell me that you would be good?
You give me the horrors.”
“What’s the horrors?”
“Come here to me.” She
seized the “Pish” and hurried
from the house.
TRAINING SCHOOL DEPARTMENT
The ninth grade had charge of
the opening exercises Wednes-
day morning, the subject was
Millet.
1. Song—by all.
2. Life of Millet—Thompson.
3. Works of Millet—David.
4. Millet’s “The Angelus”—
Ethel.
5. Millet’s “The Gleamers”—
Erwin.
6. Millet’s “The Woman SewT-
ing by Lamplight” —Secondina.
Steubings Barber Shop
The Best Place
to Get the Best
BARBER WORK
Times Building South Austin St.
BIG ANNUAL DEBATE
You cannot afford to miss the
greatest Literary Event of tne
year.
Keep in mind the BIG DE-
BATE Saturday evening, April
8. S. W. T. N. vs. Denton Nor-
mal, in Normal auditorium.
Be present and help our boys
WIN.
Suits to order at the Toggery.
Senior—“I wish I could get
these cobwebs out of my brain.”
Soph.—“Why don't you try a
vacuum cleaner?”
Themes and all kind of copy
work done by Mrs. Dorman.
Opposite Miller’s Studio, John-
son Building.
New Belts at the Toggery.
The home of Home Made Candy
is Galbreath’s.
Why do people build Martin
boxes on Bush(es) near Brown
Picket fences?
Fresh Chocolate Candies.
Hofheinz.
New Sox at the Toggery.
What did the Cow-an Ram-say?
Them Cheatham boys can puff
and blow—but Old Six Shooter
is the best shiner the white folks
all know7. Try Old Six once.
Who caused the Slaughter of
Savage?
A big line of shoes at Harrison
& Dezelle.
I thought Germany w7as in
Europe.
New Collars at the Toggery.
Call and see the Old Boot
Black and w7ater carrier coach.
I can sho shine your shoes, at
Nesbit’s Barber Shop.
The Sophomores w7ere born for
things great,
The Juniors and Seniors for
things small,
But every one wonders
Why the “Fishes” wTere born
at all.
New Shirts at the Toggery.
Eugene Cheatham, Best Boot
Black in the United States.
Fruits of all kinds and Nuts.
Hofheinz.
I will meet you at Harrison &
Dezelle.
When will Paul Russel for his
living?
Don’t forget we have the larg-
est line of new shoes in the city.
Harrison & Dezelle.
SPRING SKIRTS
Many of These New Models Are Just Received
New Wool Skirts, New Silk Skirts, New Wash Skirts
Covering the Broadest Range of Fabrics; Style to the Minute
There is an unusual demand for
separate skirts. We have them in a
great variety of new models.
Corduroys in white and every new
shade, the very latent plaid designs of
choice colorings, wool poplins and
silk taffetas priced from
$3.50 to $9.50
Our line of wash skirts has ar-
rived. All the wanted materials and
very specially priced from
$1.25 to $3.95
“The Only Exclusive Ready-to-Wear and Millinery
THE SERIES—SERIAL MASTERPIECE
“GRAFT”
With HOBART HENLY
Each Episode of this picture is a complete Story in itself.
That it is on the side of the uplift will attract every one.
MAJESTIC THEATRE
APRIL 10 Morning Matinee Free to Students
The Mutual Mercantile Co.
FOR
DRY GOODS and GROCERIES
WE APPRECIATE YOUR TRADE
-TIIE SUPREME PHOTO-SPECTACLE-
The Eternal City
By HALL CAINE
With PAULINE FREDERICK
The Photoplay revelation of the age in eight parts, produced amid the granduer and
beauty of modern Rome. The Vatican Gardens, the Coliseum, St. Peters and other historical
spots in the Imperial City have been used as settings for this woaderful screen drama.
THE NEW THEATRE
MONDAY, APRIL 3 MATINEE 9 A. M. 3«30 P. M. NIGHT 7:30
ADMISSION MATINEES 10c AND 20c NIGHT I5c AND 25c
Attention Students
Why spend money experi-
menting—That co£ts money.
My tailor is the only expert
in town.
CLEANING and PRESSING
Look my Spring Suit Patterns
over. Made in San Marcos.
ARMSTRONG
118 West San ton io Street
THE
Normal Exchange
Student Supplies,
Hershey’s,
Tennis Balls,
and
Parker’s Fountain Pens
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The Normal Star (San Marcos, Tex.), Vol. 5, Ed. 1 Friday, March 31, 1916, newspaper, March 31, 1916; San Marcos, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth614228/m1/4/: accessed June 20, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Texas State University.