The Normal Star (San Marcos, Tex.), Vol. 8, No. 7, Ed. 1 Saturday, November 29, 1919 Page: 3 of 4
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£1
THE NEW THEATRE
SATURDAY, NOVDMBER 29
MARY PICKFGRD
—IN—
“DADDY LONG LEGS”
Returned for Another Showing by Request
MONDAY, DECEMBER 1
“THE EYES OF THE WORLD”
: • * *'i>;
Adapted to Screen From Novel by
Harold Bell Wright
THE
MAJESTIC THEATRE
SATURDAY, NOV. 29
ALICE BRADY
-IN-
“ORDEAL OF ROSETTA”
AND GALE HENRY IN A TWO REEL COMEDY
MONDAY, DEC. 1
CONSTANCE TALMADGE
-1N-
“VRIJLEP ADVENTURE* ’
AND A HAROLD LLOYD COMEDY
THE BROWN’S STUDIO
Photographs
for
Christmas Gifts?
Of Course!
KODAK PRINTS
Finished Daily
HENRY KING
Groceries
NEW PACKAGE DATES
JUST RECEIVED
Also a complete line
of
CANDIES
and
SUNSHINE CAKES
See our Showing of Season's Newest Style Coats,
Suits and Dresses. Many are newly received
and shown for the first time. You can make a
substantial saving, and get the best selection by
coming here. Let us show you
ARENSTEIN’S
Exclusive Women’s Wear
R. F. Agnew
A First Class Line
Of Staple And Fancy
Groceries
R F. Agnew
Your Patronage Will
Be Appreciated.
SWAP IDEAS
You have a shilling. I have a
shilling. We swap. You have
my shilling and I have yours.
We are no better off.
But suppose you have an idea
Cleaning and Pressing
Called for and delivered
any where in the city
Also a complete line ol men’s
furnishings
WOOD BROS.
Phone 42 A Better Store for Men
and I have an idea. We swap.
Now you have two ideas and 1
have two ideas. We have in-
creased our efficiecy 100 per
cent. —Casson’s Efficiency
Magazine.
TM-^OfeMAt STAB
SAFETY VALVES
- • ___
SI, SENOR
Senor Marsh: Tiene don Indel
cio una esposa ?
Sen^r Lawley: Si, Senor
Senor Marsh: Tiene Ud una
esposa?
Senor Lawley: Si, Senor.
Senor Marsh: I was not aware
of the lact that you were
married.
* * * . *
History 3 student: ‘£ Stock water-
ing is a place the people have for
watering their stock.”
* * * *
Mr. Woodson (in Ed. 106): “Fve
been told that when one gets
scared, his hair stands on the end,
I wish some one would scare
me!” ’ ’’
* * * *
Mr. Woodson: (discussing Me-
beth’s illusionary dagger) “What
is the difference between Mac-
beth and you people?”
Otis Avery; “lie is. dead and
I’m not. ”
* * * , *
Heard in one of Mr. Nelson’s
classes.- “Are coyotes and prairie
dogs the same thing?”
* * * *
History Teaiher: “Who was
Robert Bruce’s mother ”
Alfred Ivey: “Mrs. Bruce.”
* * * *
Mr. Harrison: “Who wrote
Billy Whiskers?”
Supposedly bright Pish:
Shakespeare. ” ,
* '4 * sR
Miss Flake: (after her supply
of questions was exhausted) “And
that strap under your chin, is
it to hold the hat in place
Soldier Friejid: “No its to
rest on the jaw after answering
questions.”
* * * *
(William Jesse Hodson, Jr.:
Prank, are glad that your hair
is red? .,
Frank McGee: Yes, Red, I ani
really proud of my auburn hair.
Hodson: I would dye mine if
I thought the girls would love me.
* * * * .
(AIN’T IT SO BROTHER?
Concerning college football teams
Too oft’ it comes to pass,
The man who’s halfback in the
field,
Is ’way back in his class.
—Boston Transcript,
-!■■■» ;» -- ■
A chink by the name of Ching
Ling
Fell off a street car, bing bing! !
The conductor turned his head,
And to the passengers said:
“The car’s lost a washer, ding,
ding!
—BOOB NUT MACK
* * * *
GOOD CHEER
What we call luck
Is simple pluck.
And doing things over and over;
Courage and will,
Perseverance and skill
Are the four loaves of Lucy’s
clover.
* * * *
TRY THIS
o'; v :
Build for yourself a strong box,
Fashion each part, with care,
Fit it with hasp and pad lock—
Put all your troubles there;
Hide therein all your failures,
As each bitter cup you, quaff,
Lock all your heart-aches within
it,,
Then sit ,on the old lid and laugh.
—(Solon Lycurgus Cole.)
* * * * ,
Mr. Woodsop: “Give me an
example of tone.”
Shepherd: “An organ.”
Mr. W. : “Give me one of
noise. ”
Shepherd: “Jazz. ’*
?
B DAILEY & SON
GROCERS
West Side Square
Look For The Stars
THE GRAND
SATURDAY
Marie Walcamp
Pete Morrison
Mutt & Jeff
Fox News
•
■»*
2 Reels
2 ”
1 ”
1 ”
MONDAY
Texas Guainan
2 Reels
Western
=:-
2 ”
Ambrose Comedy
^ _
• *
1 ”
Vod-a-vil
-j-
1 ”
PRICE: 6 and 17
cts.
THE HANDY
SHOE SHOP
Austin, Street'Just Before
You Reach The
Square
THANK YOU
East Side Square
Next First National Bank
Nesbitt’s Barber Shop
Students We let me
TOM FOURQUREAN
I Carry A Complete
Line Of Picnic Wants
NORMAL STUDENTS
PATRONAGE SOLICITED
Phone 485-^86_._______
TOM FOURQUREAN
Mutual
Mercantile
Company
General Merchandise
And Cotton Buyers
STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES
WHITE CREST FLOUR
L. J. DAILEY
DRINKS—Hot and Cold,
STATIONERYTOILET
ARTICLES, SCHOOL
SUPPLIES.
JENNINGS PHARMACY
“Qaali ty Drug Store”
Marion McGee: ’’All under English was giving English eon-
Marshall Field’s Store in Chicago neetives, “but, for, not wifh-
the ground is evacuated.” standing.” The best she could
* do was: “Not with understand-
Miss Parker in Mr. Burke’s ing.”
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The Normal Star (San Marcos, Tex.), Vol. 8, No. 7, Ed. 1 Saturday, November 29, 1919, newspaper, November 29, 1919; San Marcos, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth614600/m1/3/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Texas State University.