Orange Daily Tribune. (Orange, Tex.), Vol. 3, No. 36, Ed. 1 Monday, April 25, 1904 Page: 3 of 4
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frayed in the procession by the poly-
»ot population of Jerusalem, the thrif-
ty natives of the Alps, the weavers
of Ireland, the wood and ivory car-
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Red Cedar for Pencils.
The red cedar which Is used in the
manufacture of lead pencils Is found
In large tracts in Colombia, rear the
Venesuelan border.
No Market Left
“You know my intentions are good,!’
he pleaded.
, "Of course," was the reply, "and I
suppose you might sell them for pav-
lag blocks If hades wasn't pretty well
To Serve Hors# Meat.
German horse butchers will
restaurant in Berlin to educi
ipper class in the use of hors
right. How much are you go-
leave
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!
COL. W. C. GORGA8.
Col. W. C. Oorgas of the United States Army* is Uncle Sam's famous
yellow fever expert, who performed such Wonders In staying the pestilence
In Havana, and is now to be sent to Panama to cleanse the Isthmus.
8TRANGE PARADE OF NATION*.
Entire Globe Contributes to the Gor-
. ...geoos Procession, a Feature
of Plko Day at the Fair. I\
8t. Louts, April 25—The wonderful
Parade of Peoples and Beasts, on Pike
Day at the World’s Fair, June 4th,
will be the greatest of modern world
spectacles, its barbaric magnificence
and human Interest far overshadow
the queen’a Jubilee, triumphs of Rome
Conquerors or the visit of Sheba to
Solomon.
Amid a babel of untamed music, the
murmurs of thirty-five different
tongues and the shimmer of myrisd
colors, a huge •caravan, the like of
which has never been seen in sll the
history of the centuries, will drag Its
serpentine length through the dry of
palaces.
Six thousand natives from climes,
tar and near, and two thousand an I
mala of nearly every known species
will move in the strangest procession
since the one thst sought refuge in
the At*.
It will be a living color page of
Maryland, of nursery rhyme and the
days when tales ware young. The
Arabian Nights will flash in the noon-
day sun. Ancient religions with all
their glamour of mystery and heathen
splendor give the solemn note to the
pageant. We will behold types of
these different peoples:
Chinese, Japanese, Russians, Tyro-
lese. Filipinos, Esquimaux, Irish,
French, Italians. Persians, Turks,
Burmese Slngaleae. Spaniards, Egyp-
tians, Indians. Hindoos. Boers, Zulus,
Kaffirs, Jews, Bohemians, Assyrians,
Bedoelna, Hawaiian Islanders, Kana-
kas, bead hunters of Borneo, Grecians,
Negroes. Arabians, Germans. Pata
goaian Giants, African pigmies, hairy
Ainus and several Americans.
Ourlous conveyances will be era
ployed In this march of nations Some
will ride in Irish jaunting cars, in the
Jtnrickashaw, the Persian kajavak,
golden cars of the Indian rajahs,
Alaskan dog sledges, sulkies drawn
by ostriches and giraffes, stylish mod-
ern traps hauled by xebras and fat-
tailed African sheep. Lavlahly ca
parlsoned elephants, camels
dromedaries bear on their backs how-
sahs with lofty pinnacles, Arabian
steeds carry turbaaed children of the
desert, the American bronsbo^aupport
famous Indian chiefs and the rough
riders of the world. Dragomen of Cairo
ride the the historic donkey.
Dancers of all nations reflect the
Sehuhblatt'er, the rdhl. the'fling, the
clog, the Nautch. the Jar, the caste-
net, the sword and the devil dance,
and behold those who whirk as do
the dervishes, those who do the fan-
dango and tha geisha dance, the flute,
the snake, and the Kachlna or tha
dance of masks, the Buffalo, and the
Manltou dance and the cannibalistic
revels of the fir South Sea Islands.
* Industries of the earth krill be por-
trayal in this streaming pulsation of
life as it moves over a mile along the
hard smooth boulevards of the expo-
sition. It Is estimated that the pa-
geant will represent an outlay of
thirty thousand dollars and it is In-
tended to make of it one of the great-
est educational amusement features
of the World's Fair.
Colonist Rates.
The Southern Pacific announces
that from liarcn 1st to April 30th, in-
clusive, there will be on sale dally
low colonist one way tickets from all
I>oints in Louisiana and Texas to
points in California, affording an op-
portunity for man of limited means
to travel to the Pacific coast at a very
cost. These periodical .low
have proven very popular, sad
it la quite likely that maay will taka
advantage of usem daring the period
Indicated. The Southern Pacific oper-
ates free reclining chair cars and
Pullman tourist sleepers sll the way
through, which, with the use of da-
derless, oil-burning looomotlves, make
travel far more comfortable than ever
before. Those desiring Information
can obtain same by applying to near
eat- agent or writing T. J. Anderson
JLJPj A-. »t Houston or F. E Battnrs
A. G. P. A, at New Orleans. 4-30
SHE REMAINED A BIRD.
Strange Coincidences in Life of a Ken-
tucky Woman.
Mrs. Elizabeth Martin started earl?
In life to feather her neat well, and haa
always had her eye on tbe main
chance. She began life as Elisabeth
Bird of Harrison county, near Paris,
Ky. Her first venture outside of the
home neet was when site married Bud
Martin. When Mr. Martin died she
married Edward Crow, a farmer. When
the time came to change neste she al-
lied herself with William Bobbin, and
lived happy until the matrimonial sea-
son for Mre. Bobbin again rolled
around. Then David Buzzard, a wid-
ower, more attractive personally and
socially than bis name would hid tests,
appeared, and Mrs. Bobbin became
Mre. Buxxard. Into the Buzzard roost
Mrs. Bustard carried one little Martin,
two little Crows and one little Bob-
bin. One little Buzzard was already
there to welcome the other birds.—
^'^Philadelphia Ledger.
COLLEGE MEN IN INDUSTRY.
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+ SPLINTERS. | 4*
+ . +
tfH* ’t-M-H- 4*
Economy.
"You’ve cut down my allowance'
she said.
"Yes,” he admitted. “I’ve been
spending most of mv time at thelphtb
recently.fland I can't pay board li»: two
places.” -
“Then you’d better stay home,’4 she
said, and he did. But presently there
was the old complaint
“You’ve cut down my allowtoce
again," she said.
“Yes,” he admitted. “I’m spending
my time at home now. and my com-
pany ought to count for something”
Then she didn’t know whether to
advlee him to go back to the cldb or
uot.
s a
ked
Both Sides of It.
"There’s a humorous as well pi
serious side to everything.” remt'fl
the home-grown philosopher.
“Pray elucidate,” said the dense
party.
“Well, take a banana peel, for exam-
ple,” continued the wisdom dispenser
"The other fellow who steps on it sees
tue serious side and you see the hum-
orous stde.”
Uncle George Knew.
“See that youth v uh a high collar,
a little blond musUche and a bulldog
Uncle George?”
"Yep.”
“Central0figure In the 400!’*
Uncle George grres In awe. Re-
members what the central figure In
400 is. Then says:
“By jumps, he looks It!”—Brown-
ing’s Magazine.
Small Economics.
“What do you charge for a bath?”
asked the seedy Individual as he em
tered the barber shop.
“Twenty-five cents," replied the ton-
sorlal artist, "but you can have five
tickets for a dollar.”
“Naw.'I don’t want five,” replied the
s. 1. “I might r.ot live that m»ny
years.”
Salesman Was Suburbanite.^
The woman was doing her shopping.
The counter Jumper handed her a
package and she slowly .turned away.
'Do I need anything else?” she ab-
sent-mindedly asked.
“You have just bought some lawn,
ventured the clerk. “Don’t yon think
you will need some hose?”—Princeton
Tiger. * ,
Information Wanted.
“Mamma,” said small Harry, “when
I grow up I’ll be a man, won't I?’’
“Yes, dear,” replied his mother,
"but you must remember to be neither
selfish nor lazy.”
‘Why, mamma,” he asked In sur-
prise, “do boys who are selfish and
lazy become women when they grow
upr '*
For Hie Second Wife.
“There la Just one more thing I ask,”
said the ex-husband to tbe ex-wife
as they concluded the divorce settle-
ment.
’What la that?” aaked the ex-wife.
‘Inasmuch as it It agreed that I
retain the house property, kindly let
me have your visiting card plate.”
A Thorough Understanding.
“Would you want me,” the heiress
asked, “if I were penniless ?’’
“Would you want me to want you,”
the flabby-looking earl replied, “If I
had no title?”
Then they agreed to lay the matter
before her pa ••without further consid-
eration. ,i
Difference Between Practical and
Technical Knowledge
An officer of a pumping engine com-
pany was recently aiked whether col-
lege men or men trained by practice
are better equipped for industrial
work. He refitted!
“Everything being equal, the practi-
cal man ia likely to know more than
the technical man about actual shop
work, but he Is also likely to stop
knowing when he should go pn know-
ing.”
This feeling is general. The old-
time apprentice, who developed Into
in all-around mechanic. Is being rap-
idly ousted by the modern technical
graduate who Is a specialist Even
the modern foreman Is no longer the
product of apprenticeship. The trade-
" " " **“ ’ World's
Pencils.
Is used in the
The Polite Formula.
Little four-year-old Margie was
model of politeness.
“How Is yonr baby brother this
morning, Margie?" asked the doctor
when she opened the door In answer
to his ring.
“Oh, he’s dead, thank you,” she re-
plied.
Positively Brutal.-
"Do you know what the average
woman's weight is?” asked the fair
typewriter boarder who was interest-
ed In statistics.
“8ure,” replied the scanty-haired
bachelor at the foot of thq table. "Her
wait Is until some fool man proposes.”
i ji , .ltii. . t.ff.
The meek man. who had been un-
fortunate financially, was telling his
tronbles.
'‘My creditors took everything,” he
said: “house, lot, furnishing*—every-
thin'?! ” .
“Not your clothes, though?” said
the man who enjoys other people’s
misery.
"Yes,” said the meek chap with a
s gh, “everything but my trousers.
They—they were In my wlfa’c name.”'
Natural Deduction.
Brown had Just given Jones a cigar
and after puffing away at it for a few
seconds, Jones asked:
“I say, old man, where did you get
this cigar?”
“That’s one of a box I purchased on
the quiet from a smuggler,” replied
tJrowq.
"Ah, I see!” rejoined Jones. “He
smuggled them past the health of-
ficers.”
Considerate.
mamma
hn .
anamaker
The merchant prince of Phila-
delphia and New York, deliv-
ered his first day's sales in a
wheelbarrow.
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They amounted to $37.00.
He took the $37.00 to the
best daily paper in the city and
spent it for advertising.
His success commenced then
—he is still growing. Why not
follow his exampks and place
\ *
your advertising m 4
The Lady—“Heavens! The boy has
swallowed a piece of that lead pipe!
Hun! Run for the doctor!”
The Plumber—“Aw, never mind!
got a lot more in me grip, mum.”
No Chance for Profit.
“But is there ary thing gained In
your many revolutions?” asked the
tourist.
“No. sir; not a thing," replied the
native of the South American republic
sadly; "but there would be if the
other nations didn't raise such an
awful howl every time we confiscate
any of the property of their citizens.'
The
Tribune?
Rather Unappreciative.
Cecil rhectlmen tally)—Don't you
feel gloomy when tbe sky la overcast
with gray, when the rhythmic rain
sounds a dirge upon the roof, and the
landscape’s beauties are aid by the
weeping mist?
Hazel (sweetly)—Yes; It’s dread-
fully annoying. It does make one’s
hair come out of curl so!
It will certainly increase your
business. Advertising is read
more today than when Wana-
maker commenced.
One Inconvenience.
“It must be a comfort to know that
when you are a king you have a posi-
tion for life.”
“It depends on circumstances.” said
King Peter of 8ervia. “If you don't
happen to please, it Is embarrassing
to feel that you are expected to hang
on until an assassin makes you
eligible for retirement"
Diagnosed.
“My poor little Fido la dead,” sob-
bed Mrs. M&ydup. “and only a few
hours ago I was petting him and he
seemed so well.”
“I suppose you were letting him lick
your face, and all that sort of thing,”
replied her heartless spouse.
“Yea, I—”
“Ah, painter's colic.”
LOW EXCUR8ION RATE8.
Texas Fruit Growers Exchange, Bee
ville, Texas, May 3rd and 4th. Con-
vention excursion rates. Tickets^ on
sale May 2 and3. Limit May 5.
Peabody Normal Summer school,
Nashville, Tenn., June 8 to August
3. One'fare p!us $2.00. On sale June
5 to 7,18, 25. Limit 15 days from date
of sale..
Annual reunion Mexican war Vet
erans,. Ft. Worth, Texas, May 24 and
$5. Convention excursion rates. On
sale May 23. Limit May 26.
Meeting Grand Council of the U. C.
T., Corsicana, Texas, May 13 and 14.
His Confession.
She had worked her leap year pre-
rogative and he had balked at the
hurdle.
‘Ah,” she sighed, '‘this is a cruel
and unexpected^ blow!”
‘If It will make It any easier for
you,” said the marble-hearted young
man, "I'm willing to admit that I snore
dreadfully.”
A Living Proof.
$18.15 on stye May 1
13, 1904.
May
pale May 10.
Annual
convention
Nashville,
One fare plus
10th and 11th.
Cdmlng to the Point
Willie qapphedd-No, I
bwothers or slstabs. I’m
have no
the only
child of my pnwents.
Miss Oldestilo—Dear met And there
are people who will persist In aasert-
CoovenUon excursion rates. On sale
May 12 and 13. l^mit May 15.
Red Mens Carnival and meeting of
Catholic Knights of America, Galves-
ton, Texas, 10 to T2. Convention ex-
cursion rates. On sale May 9. Limit
May 15.
General Conference A. M. B. church,
Chicago, May 2nd to 31st. Round trip
tickets one faro plus 25 cents. On
sale April 28th and 29th.
June 1st, 1904.
Meeting Travelers Protective Asso-
ciation, Austin, Tex., April 29-30.
Tickets on sale April 28th. Limit May
lat Convention excursion rates.
Texas Stato Christian Endeavor con-
vention, Dallas, Texas, June 10th to
12th. 1904. Convention excursion ratee.
On sale June 9, and 10. Limit June
13, 1904.
OH Mill Superintendents associa-
tion, Houston, Texas, June 1 to 3,
1904. One and one third rates. On
sale May 31 and June 1. Limit June
4th, 1904.
Annual Meeting Grand Lodge Ben-
evolent and Protective Order of Bilks,
Cincinnati, Ohio, July 18, 23,1904. One
fare plus 25 cents. On sale July 16
and 17. Limit July 25.
Interstate Sugar Growers associa-
tion, Jacksonville, Fla.. May 4 to $,
1904. One fare plus $2.00. On sale
May 2 and 3. Limit May 8.
State Conference Colored Epworth
League, Dallas, Tex.. May Si, 28, 1904.
Convention excursion rateq. On sale
May 25 and 26. Limit May 30.
For the~ iheetlng of Bishops of the
M. E. Church, South and the General
Boar dof Missions at Waco. Texas,
round trip tickets will be on sale May
2nd and 3rd, 1904. Final limit May
10th, 1904. Rate 19.35.
State Dental Association, Corsicana
Texas, May 6th 1904. Rate round
trip one and one-third fore on sale
May 4th and Ith. Final limit May 8th.
I Thirtieth annual
Sunday School
Texas, Mar 3, 1904.
curs ion rate*. On sale May 2 and 3.
Limit May 6.
Commencement exercises State
university. Austin, Texas, June 5 to
8,1904. Summer school June
ziou rates.
Sale of Antique Furniture.
Aa Interesting collection of six-
teenth, seventeenth and "'eighteenth
century objects of art came up for
auction at Christie’s auction rooms in
London recently. The sale also in-
cluded a few pieces of old oak furni-
ture, -but prices ruled low, a set of
three Jacobean oak chairs, on carved
legs only realizing 50 shillings. Other
lots were Persian deep dish, enriched
with a design of intertwined arum
lily leaves, 95 shillings; bronze statu-
ette of Hermes, by A. Gilbert, R A.,
62 -shillings; another statuette, repre-
senting a dancing boy holding the
mask of Comedy. 62 shillings; plaqu-
Final limit [ ette In bronze of a Scriptural subject.
by Galoazzo Mondella, of Aderno, 74
Shillings, and a flue Greek work of
"Hercules and the Nemean Lion,”
upon a red sard, mounted In gold as a
ring, 80 shillings.
excursion i
id 5. Limit
July 3,
He, Too, Had a Title for a Sermon.
There Is a weil-known divine up in
the oil Country who is given to the
sensational In sermons once in a
while. This Is especially true of the
titles, which he announces in advance,
so as to work up interest. He Is a
Baptist, and on one occasion gave it
out that the subject for the following
Sunday would be “Sitting Mary." This
rather aroused curiosity, and so a
newspaper man who had to get up
the sermons went to a noted Presby-
terian divine, who is also something
of a wag. The reporter told him the
subject the Baptist was to hold forth
on and then asked what his title
would be. Quick as a flash tbe minis-
ter said: “Standing Pat”—Pittsburg
Despatch.
Simple Printing Process.
The process of printing rrom a flat
surface ia done on the simple prin-
ciple that oil or grease and water won’t
mix. The design to be prlnteB from
lithographic stone or aluminum plate
Is" defined in ink the basis of
grease. Over the rest of f
roll, moist with water, is j
when the surface of thh ;
In contact with the
Prints except that
marked out In
Hitherto confined
graphic work, may now
the aluminum plate be
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Orange Daily Tribune. (Orange, Tex.), Vol. 3, No. 36, Ed. 1 Monday, April 25, 1904, newspaper, April 25, 1904; Orange, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth644199/m1/3/: accessed July 8, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Lamar State College – Orange.