Yoakum Daily Herald (Yoakum, Tex.), Vol. 28, No. 338, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 17, 1925 Page: 4 of 6
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THE YOAKUM HERALD
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A Ready-Reference Atlas worth many times
its cost. European maps right up to date.
Unsurpassed for cross word puzzles.
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A Bad 8hot
j "Yes", said the teacher, “w*- have
several plants and flowers name*] with
.the prefix ‘dog.’ Of course, the ‘dog
I rose’ and ‘dog-violet’ are well known to
you all. Can any of you tell me oth-
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the face of an urchin .and up went his I
hand.
“Collie flowers, miss!"
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Some Cause for Distinction
“That is the Hon. John J. Windiddy
going by," said the landlord of tin
i Petunia tavern. “He is regarded as I
one of our most distinguished citizens”!
"Ah, yes! And for what is he dis- j
tingulshed?” |
“Hanged if I know! Probably for
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the fact that the cat did not take his
breath when he was a baby."
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The Girl, Of Course
Teacher— Willie, what is amiss with
the sentnece, He waited, but she didn’t
come?
Smart Kid—The girl ,of course.
4* 4* *
THE BLUNT TRUTH
It is a strange anomaly,
And yet the thought steals o’er me,
The jokes whose points I cannot see
Are just the ones that bore me,
♦ 4 ♦
The Peacemaker
“Did you try to make peace between
those two men who are always quar-
reling?’’
“Yes."
“With what result ?’’
“Each seemed to regret that be
wasn’t too busy with the other to turn
in and give me a fight on my own ac-
count."
♦ ♦ ♦
Another Luxury
“Young man," said the elderly mil-
lionaire, "by daughter has had every
luxury.”
"Every luxury but one, pehaps, and
that one 1 am in a position to supply,
sir.”
"What do you mean?”
"A husband."
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Judge Bacon
“Do you think Paeon wrote the
Shakespeare lays?"
“How should I know?" rejoined Miss
Cayenne. "Some parts of them are
highly improper and I shall not allow
my literary research to involve me in
an implied attack on the judiciary."
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Raising Cane
"Did you go to the pictures alone?”
“Yes, mother.”
"Then how does it happen you left
here w ith an umbrella and come back
with a cane?"—Bursts and Duds.
J. E. Stephens D. C„ Chiropractor
and Masseur. Phone 224 for an ap-
pointment. Examination free. Office
hours 9 to 12 a .m., 3 to 7 p. m.
200-tfc
Remember your Mother on Mothers
Day with a Box of Candy from Lauter-
bach’s. 31-tfc
Special Box Candy for Mothers Day
at Lauterbach’s. 31-tfc
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Bud Fishei
the creator of
••Mutt and Jeff”
Such popularity must
be deserved
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•A. “man-in-the-limousinc”—men
in all walks of life, laugh with Bud
Fisher. He draws' more smiles,
perhaps, than any other cartoon-
ist in America.
Depend upon it, the public
recognizes the real thing—whether
it’s cartoons or cigarettes.
Witness the sustained popular-
ity of Chesterfield cigarettes. Here
again men have found the real
thing, in better tobaccos* and ill
richer,milder,more satisfying taste.
Chesterfield
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HORIZONTAL
To exaggerate.
Female heir.
Ranges.
Exist.
To rent again.
Preposition.
Small open pie.
Inspired with feeling of fear.
Accomplish.
Electrical particle.
Revolves on axis.
Light brown.
Imitates.
Covered with wax.
Finished.
Female sheep.
Free.
Machine for changing air current.
Laymen who superintend church’s
spiritual Interests.
Declines.
Melody.
Foggy'.
An oil children don’t, like.
Alluvial deposits at mouth of
river.
By means of.
Yellow matter from a sore.
Form of precipitation.
Tart.
Holy person .
Garden earth.
Perched.
Those who dissipate property.
String fence used in tennis.
Neuter pronoun.
Pinches (verb).
Organs of sight.
Part of verb to be.
Winding part of a stairway.
To do wrong.
One who aims.
Saluted.
Sleeping powders.
VERTICAL
To satisfy.
To march in a body.
Second note in scale.
Dine.
M onareh.
A maker of headgear.
Warmed.
Angers.
Scarlet.
Hebrew name for God..
Kind of an automobile.
One who kills by throwing
stones( pi.)
Fabulous bird.
Married.
To want.
Dry.
Measure for coal (pi.)
Perspired.
Spotted.
Mistake.
Renowned.
Meadow.
Polite form of address.
Boy.
Epoch.
Stopping.
To eject saliva.
To please.
Double.
Hunting dogs.
Promoted.
Scoffs.
To supply food .
Fluid in plants.
To attempt.
To resist authority.
Wither.
Line where two pieces are sewed.
Born.
To err.
Pronoun.
Mother.
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Phone 409. 14-34
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Richter, T. H. Yoakum Daily Herald (Yoakum, Tex.), Vol. 28, No. 338, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 17, 1925, newspaper, March 17, 1925; Yoakum, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth757817/m1/4/: accessed July 9, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Carl and Mary Welhausen Library.