The Celina Record (Celina, Tex.), Vol. 46, No. 35, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 11, 1948 Page: 2 of 8
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THE CELTNA RECORD
CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT
AUTOS, TRUCKS & ACCESS.
LIVESTOCK
IF YOU RUN A GARAGE or service sta- Don’t Take Chances With
tioi\ and dp grease Jobs, and use an air on</- n*
compressor, don’t put up with that old
grease gun any longer. I will send you
new, surplus, $50.00. Lincoln, 1-lb., Lubri-
gun, complete, postpaid for $18.00 each.
Send check or money ( J
M. II. ItO
528 So. Brighton
i Calf Sconrs . . .
led by vitamin defl-
at nutritional scours
ear’s Calf Vitamins.
e and economical.
I.Phillipr
STALIN GOES MUSICAL
What Stalin wants is music which
has something of the rhythm of
Gromyko and the lyrical beauty of
a Vishinsky speech. He has listened
to the music on the Voice of Amer-
ica broadcasts and is determined
that the Russians shall never be cap-
tured by a couple of crooners from
Pinsk or Minsk.
Dallas, Texas.
BOBBY
SOX
CROSS
TOWN
Bv
Roland Coe
built all-aluminum
NEW 21-foot facte __________
house trailers; $1,250, completi
nished, electric refrigerators, trail)
1610 E. Main; Ph. 549, Grand Praii
MISCELLANEOUS
By
Marty Links
BUSINESS & INVEST. OPPOR
TREES-SHHIIBS-NURSERY STOCK
Many varieties papershell pecan. English
walnut, peach and other fruit; shade and
ornamental trees, berries, roses, flowering
shrubs, all state inspected No. 1 grade.
Inquiry now will assure delivery at plant-j
ing season.
BOB JENKINS, 805 East Rusk Street
Marshall, Texas - Ph. 5086
TEXAS FINEST TOURIST LODGE
BEST LOCATED—BEST REVENUE
21 Units. Beautiful living quarters. Ideal
living conditions. Elevation 4,500 feet.
Attracts highest type guests. Permanent
rock construction. Steam heat. Tile baths.
Air conditioned. 100^ occupancy. Nets
$25,000 annually. Perfectly located where
3 U. S. Highways meet, U. S. 80, 90, 290.
Propei ty has own laundry, water and
light system. Constructed 1939 and im-
proved since at cost of more than $100,000.
First time offered for sale. Present owner
is construction man and is changing oc-
cupations. Present labor will remain with
purchaser. Easily operated. No repairs
needed for many years. Ideal investment.
This property has nationwide reputation
as the best. $125,000. Half cash, balance
easy terms. Call or write
J. M. REYNOLDS
Brandon Hotel - Pecos. Texas
We can imagine a scene at the
Kremlin should any Russian come
up with “Too Fat Polka.”
SONG COMPOSER:
“Here’s a silly ditty,
You can sing it right away,
Now here is what you say:
Say it while you may.”
STALIN: “Stop! The opening line
Is too bourgeois. You start off with
1047 PIPER SUPER CRUISER
Red and yellow. NTS relicense. Total time
330. Two-way radio, etc. List $3,475.
No trades; strictly cash, $2,150.
AERO INSTRUMENT COMPANY
Municipal Airport, Houston, Tex., W-9-1157
“I believe in letting him enjoy his freedom
while he can!”
"Uncle Sam’s mail isn’t THAT fast, son. You just
mailed in those box tops this morning!”
MONEY-MAKING OPPORTUNITY
4 i m In 4 In n In. 1 n • «n nnr, nf Y- —1 4 1 m CT TlfT T U T
the premisetoat the ‘song ”
| In Russian music nothing can be i
Silly. And that line ‘you can sing it tainment; 25 per cent investment required
right away’ is a waste of words.
BUTANE TRANSPORT, 2,848
lbs. pressure U-69 coi
Dodge 2-ton tractor,
to roll. $3,500.
VINCENT ELLIOTT
ct and ready
Vinita, Okla.
By Ernie Bushmiller
NANCY
j.j ** you would grasp
chance to get into an inte
i ble business that has mac
its for thousands of othe
details contact MR. CA
726 North Ervay, Dallas
PANCAKES
PASTRY
Only a stupid Britisher or American
has to be told he can sing a song
right away.”
COMPOSER (resuming):
“Here’s a silly jingle,
You can sing it night and noon,
Here’s the words, that’s all you
need,
'Cause I just sang the tune.”
STALIN: “How decadent! Jin-
gles! Bah! This song is an attempt
to introduce commercials to the So-
viet Republican. It is a capitalistic
plot.”
SPAGHETT
FOR SALE—Forse Redhead pi
15 mos., $225 each or 3 for $
ORCHID CLEANERS - Bi
BICARBONATE
OF SOOA
YOUR TREASURED Photograph repro
duced, any size, two copies each 5"x7", $1
PHOTO-SERVICE ,
Box 4663 - Dallas 6. Texai
DOGS, CATS, PETS, ETC.
Two Litters Kerry Blue Terrier Puppies;
A.K.C. reg.; champ, blood-lines; except,
show prospects; unexc. childs’ pet. Mrs.
D. G. Strole, 1126 Grape St., Abilene, Tex.
CONCRETE MIXER, 2-sack batch tyi
Jaeger. Complete with pump. RED CHA1
FEED STORE, Call 346, Lamesa, Texa
FARM MACHINERY & EQUIP.
FOR SALE—’42 M. International and ’43
H. International.
GEORGE HARRIS, Thomas, Okla. Ph. 314
TRACTORS FOR SALE, new and lat<
models fully equipt., two Fords three I
Farmalls, two H John Deeres, three I
Farmalls, one Oliver sixty, one Oliver sev
enty, one 1947 Model Oliver Combine. J
A. Penney Implement Co., Corsicana
Texas. Phone 203.
POULTRY, CHICKS & EQUIP.
By Margarita
COMPOSER:
“Oh, I don’t want her,
You can have her,
She’s too fat for me,
She’s too fat for me,
She’s too fat for me.”
STALIN: “What nonsensel The
Soviet mind rebels against any such
philosophy. The question of weight
never stops a Russian. Only a weak-
ling nation declines a dance with a
woman over a point of poundage.
Unless you wish to find yourself in
Siberia, you will change it to some-
thing like this:
I don’t want him,
You can have him,
He’s a Marshall planner;
He’S too dumb, he’s too corrupt,
He’s too much of a warmonger
for me.’ ”
COMPOSER: “If you’ll l\par me
through, it goes on like this, sir:
‘I ge( dizzy, I get numbo
When I’m dancing with my
jumbo.’ ’’
STALIN: “Did Marx get dizzy
dancing? Do you find anything in
Lenin’s works about getting numbo,
however great the task? A Russian
is strong and resolute. If he dances
with a jumbo he does it like a man.
Change it to something like this:
‘I get mystic, I get fistic
With a girl that’s capitalistic.’ ”
T ITTLE REGGIE
Start Baby Chicks Right! Use DT. Le Gear’s
A-A Poultry Tabs in all their drinking wa-
ter for effective, economical medication.
Satisfaction guar. Be ready with Dr Le-
Gear’s A-A Tabs when your chicks arrive I
MRS VAN LOQNjj^A.
"5ont SPEAK TO nt!
THE LADIES A10 CLUB
_WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS'/
iasttSb 22..'
2-WK AIXIS-CHALMER tractors with
Model 23 Garwood scraper; all $2,800.
D&W MACHINE & WELDING WORKS
Tyler, Texas - Phone 0958 or 7140-W
COSH in glad I FOUND
THIS OLD STEEL TRAP^
OF POPS. . WE'LL J
SET IT OUT HERE JR
TONIGHT I
MAYBE WELL CATCH
. SOMETHING |j
SEEDS, PLANTS, ETC.
FARMS AND RANCHES
!^ohr-^cmy
FOR SALE
One of the best stock farms In Central
Texas; 978. acres. 490 acres of fine black
land in cultivation, balance open prairie
pasture; plenty of water; well located;
modern 6-room and bath home less than
three years old; all conveniences; two
tenant houses. Best buy in central Texas.
JACK HELM - Clifton, Texas
FOR SALE—800 ACRE RANCH 2 miles
from Graham, Texas on highway. Extra
good house and barns, $3,000 worth of
farm tools. Will sell 75 head cattle. 500
acres adjoining land leased, that can be
transferred if desired. Free gas and water.
Price $40,000.
w. l. mcgregor, box 413
Jacksboro, Texas - Phone 9509 or 361 J
lern Giant Bur Clover in Bu
Buffalo Grass in Bur, per
im Clover, scarrified. per
rid Sweet Clover, per lb. 30c.
and prices on all other gra
nes upon request. We hone
hase Orders.
HALE SEED CO
By Bud Fisher
MUTT AND JEFF
of land
FOR SALE, MAR.
located on Little I------ — —--------
Texas. Well improved, plenty tank, well
and river water, several hundred budded
bearing pecan trees, 200 acres of native
Mesquite grass, several hundred acres of
Johnson grass, bermuda and clover. Good
improvements, priced to sell. Contact
W. A. BONDS
1105 E. 17th St. - Cameron, Texas.
OH O.K. EXCEPT TtHAT'S
i can’t figure simpler
OUT How MANY
MAKE A HALF rTAjT
M dozen;
HOW’S NIGHT
SCHOOL.
"’SrSKSEFF
THREE AND THREE Y NO.'LOOK?-IF MV WIFE
EGGS IN A FRYING LAID FOUREGGS ONTHE
PAN MAKES )-iTABLE AND TWO EGGS
WHAT? /■ -\ ONTHE COUNTER. -
-_, —-/SCRAMBLED HOW MANY WOULD P
L EGGS' X SHE HAVE-'L-*--
. SCHOOL NIGHTS
“SCHOOL NIGHTS
J DEAR OLD
didn't1
THINK
SHE cSj
GOULD }
DO t
L
Gatesville, Texas
ALFALFA HAY
WHEAT and ALFALFA MIXED
Baled Oats
k See^or call; T. J. LANE
ie*J8‘jr - ** McKinney, Texas
^GOLDEN A
rOle nights;
HELP WANTED—MEN
TO RENT OR LEASE
are feet. Plate-glass front. Suital
•ehouse or offices. Stack lot and
available. E. G. WHITE, Owne
th St., Lubbock, Texas.
COMPOSER: “Please hear the
chorus:
‘Can she prance up a hill?
No! No! No! No!
Can she dance a quadrille?
No! No! No! No!”’
STALIN (suddenly enraptured):
“Wait! You’ve got something there
in the true Russian spirit of the
times. Cut out every line in the
song except the ones with the ’No!
No! No! No!’ in it.”
COMPOSER: “Very good sir.” .
STALIN: “And listen. ... Put in
‘Noes!’ ”
By Arthur Pointer
JITTER
JACK HAS ASKED A MOV/e SCOUtTO
hatch this AMATEUS show tonight, so
YOU’VE GOT TO BE GOOD.... OH YES. JC
COULDH TGET APPLES SO KrOU'LL. HAVE J
rouse tomatoes in vaiei .
JUGGLING ---r-jLWSSlMSLX
Y Her/
Because Kellogg’s Com Flakes
are so popular, they come to
you fresher. Crispy-delicious!
more
MANHATTAN PORTRAITS.
In the Waldorf Astoria
There’s little to woria;
Far up. in the towers
Are few troubled hours;
Like as not your life touches
A duke or a duchess,
Some great Hollywood maidy,
A lord or his lady;
At the newsstand you might
See a rajah some night. . . .
And best of all hobbies—
Getting lost in the lobbies!
REG’LAR FELLERS
PIP?)
HE. SAVED
ME A NICKEL AN’
■SAID IT WAS FOR
BEIN’ HIS STAND IN
b> UNTIL YOU
l SHOWED OP/ ) (
The range that gives you modern beauty and
—-rr'-n top performance
f ( WAS SUPPOSED \ I r
TO MEET PINHEAD DUFFy ) >--^
ON THIS CORNER.- , SO TO
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? / SPEAK,
_____,-SURE.'
mr
’■‘i outzvUl 4
?»•*** 1
& KEROSENE
RANGE
—- the nil range that
■1 cooks like a gas range
—■---The unique short-chim-
. -7- ney burners of the beau-
tiful Nesco Kerosene
8|S3 Range actually generate
IK* their oum gas, which
~~ burns with a clean,
smokeless, odorless
fiame. Get a Nesco!
NATIONAL ENAMELIN.G & STAMPING CO.
Dept. AL, 270 NORTH 12th STREET, MILWAUKEE 1, WISCONSIN
The burglar alarm system on a
bank stuck up the other day had
been out of order six months. That’s
carrying thrift too far, say we. Ye
ed has to laff at the current tactics
of Hollywood In showing cheap
| criipe pictures (yoo hoo Eric) under
the pretenses they are glorifying
federal law enforcement bureaus.
By Len Kleis
VIRGIL
Dip you HEAR THOSE \__
VICIOUS c&ROWLS?-IT'S
MICE TO KNOW ONE'S DOMAIN
IS ee.lN6 SO ADEQUATELY ,
PROTECTED ——>
WHAT'SA MATTER, BOY?
DID THAT NASTY OL' <V ,
QUO FRIGHTEN YOU
“There has been no racket in
the disability retirement system.
All cases have been carefully
screened and nobody able to
work has got through.” — Brig.
Gen. John Dahlquist before a
house committee probing the
charges that thousands of army
and navy officers, with very-
minor aches, have been retired
on high monthly pay, tax free.
JEWELRY—a profitable
pastime!
It’s so easy to do ... at home and in your spare time. Make
lovely sequin or rhinestone jewelry for yourself, for sale,
or for wonderful gifts.
Schnit & Son can supply you with everything—sparkling se-
quins, rhinestones, beads, earring screws and covered buttons,
pin backs, bracelet backs, cement. Complete directions available.
Wanna bet?
By Jeff Hayes
England is allowing Elizabeth and
Philip $200,000 a year. Britain
doesn’t want anybody going around
saying to the Princess: “Your ans-
terity is showing.”
SILENT SAM
CAN YOU REMEMBER—
Away back when the cry, "1 struck
oil!" didn’t come from a fellow who
had solved his heating problem over
a weekend?
* * *
We can’t understand it. Snow, like
everything else is up, but it ii nol
hard to get this season.
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The Celina Record (Celina, Tex.), Vol. 46, No. 35, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 11, 1948, newspaper, March 11, 1948; Celina, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth773541/m1/2/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Celina Area Historical Association.