The Jimplecute (Jefferson, Tex.), Vol. 37, No. 15, Ed. 1, Saturday, October 8, 1904 Page: 2 of 8
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LIVING IN A GRAVE
A woman who is obliged to be
in bed all the time or most of
the time because of disease is
practically buried alive This
is peculiarly so if she has been
an active woman fond of out-
door sports and pastimes Life
seems all lost to her If at times
she can creep
from bed to look
on at the sports
of others she
feels like a
phantom revis-
iting the scene
of former joys
No woman
need accept
weakness and
sickness as her
lot for life Dr
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makes weak
women strong
and sick wom-
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inflammation and ulceration and
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Several years ago I met with an
accident which caused falling of the
uterus writes Mrs P H McMillan
VicePresident Young Womans Ten-
nis Club residing at 113 Newberry
Avenue Chicago Ills Did not pay
any attention to it until I felt pain
and ulceration and inflammation set
in Was so weak that I was obliged
to be in bed most of the time Luck-
ily for me I tried Dr Pierces Favor-
ite Prescription which cured me com-
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three months I have had perfect
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to believe that
en
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will surely cure
female troubles
Weak and
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All correspond-
ence is held as
sacredly confi-
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written confi-
dences of wom-
en being guard-
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observed by Dr
Pierce in personal consultations
with sick women Address Dr
R V Pierce Buffalo N Y
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weak women strong sick women
well Accept no substitute for
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Editors and PnorniBTORa
Saturday Oct 81904
OFFICE OF PUBLICATION Corner
Austin and Valo 8ts Jofforaon Texas
Entered at tho PostOmce at Jefferson Texas
m secondclass mall matter
The medical board of London
declares that contagious diseases
are Bproad by political orators
Boil the orators
Minneapolis is organizing a com-
bination church theater and saloon
Bishop Potter and Carrie Nation
could give them some points
Massachusetts Democrats are
going to run a shoe manufacture
for governor This ought to give
them a perfect understanding
Tom Lawson ought to get a
caveat on some of his picturesque
invectives so that they cannot be
ased to afflict the public during
tho campaign
It is fortunate that there is a
Dingley tariff on radium The
American product could not stand
competition with the pauper radi-
um of Europe now worth only
81000000 a pound
The new elixir of life recently
discovered by Prof Metchinoff
sour milk and hot buttermilk
warranted to cure all bodily ill
may be placed in the same catalog
with copper sulphate to cure ty-
phoid drinking water The claim
is that sour milk contains a Japan-
ese bacillus which makes horrid
war upon the thousand Russian
microbe which infest the human
being Once Fort Arthur per-
haps the liver and bowels is cap-
tured good health is assured for-
ever
Letter from Hardscrabblo
To the Jimplecute As an itom
of interest we wish to make public
tho fact that tho knights of the
pumpkin vine will congregate at
Trinity the 8th of Oct 04 for the
purpose of scattering roses in the
pathway of their successors They
expect to havo speaking and din
nnr on the ground and pumpkines
all day Hiram Hall is booked as
foreman and orator of the day Mr
Hall will call the meeting to order
by singing a few stnDzas of Old
Rosien the Beau Thus
Ive traveled this wide world all over
And into another I go
Ill raise up the lid of tho coffin
And peep at Old Rosin tho Beau
Mr Hall is a South Carolinian
brought up at the feot of Tillmon
consequently ho is a gentleman
and a scholar and well we came
near saying a judge of whiskey
but th ats played and we venture
the assertion that his talk on pump
kines pumpkinraising and pump-
kin pie such as his motherinlaw
used to make will be well worth
hearing
And now we are wont to ask whet
lias become of Jackscrew the in-
vincible Jackscrew We sent him
out to oxplore the Eldorado ofthe
north west why dont be give us a
write up and tell us about tho
grapes he found in old Missouri
and the prettio ladies he met up
there Then theres Old Maid
Whore oh where art thou Please
pick up that pencil from whose
point such spicy ortibleB have em
inated in days gone by Take
your place in the litterary line of
march and let us
Rally around the bonnie blue flag
Rally around the eagle
Rally around the Jimplfxute
Pop goes the weasle
STONEWALL NO 2
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AYcgelable Preparationler As
slroilating HicFoodnndHcgula
ling iheStoinachs aiulBowcls of
ExGovernor Hoyt earnestly de-
nies that the George Washington
University will satisfy the demand
for a national university in Wash-
ington He says the national
will confine itself to graduate work
exclusively and thus will rest up-
on the colleges and other universi-
ties will confer no degree below
that of master and will have dis-
tinctly in view the educational in-
dependence of the United States
and the nationalizing of American
sentiment
On the 27th inst thirtyfive
young men who have won RhodeB
scholarship for Oxford University
sailed from Boston for England
Thus far Fortyfive have passed the
examination There is still room
for an equal number as this country
is entitled to ninety Each young
man will receive 1500 annually
to enable him to live comfortobly
at Oxford It will be a good thing
when there is a great National
University at Washington to
which all the world shall resort
General Corbin has already gone
So work planning millinery maneu-
vers for next year to show how the
battle of Gettysburg ought to havo
been won Every guest must
somo in an automobile gentlemen
in Tuxedo coats and ladies in laces
It will be splendid You ought to
get ready
Michigan huB enucted a law
againBt accidental shooting by
hunting parties which provides a
penalty of from five to ten years in
the penitentiary and a fine of
81000 This strikes us as being
about the thing Sportsmen should
bo furnished with an inducement
to aim their guns at the game they
want to shoot and every day
should be a closed season for hu
man beings
The very latest new disease to
lake its placo by the side of pneu-
monia malaria appendicitis and-
s > tber aillictions unknown to our
fathers is called mental jaundice
It osults from greed pride prej-
udice and worriment Tho germB
are believed to bo in every house
Look out
Sir Alfred Hounsworth now vi
iting this country is of the opin-
ion that the press of New York
has made no progress for the bet-
ter during the past three years
He says be is astonished at the
spectacle which thrusts upon the
public every morning tons of
papers which must bring a loss
in each individual copy sold The
extravagance of management makes
him wonder But the horror of it
is the waste of time in reading the
stuff
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The army worm is doing dam-
age in many partB of the state to
cotton and forest trees
OASTORIA
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Shreveport is
fertilizer plont
to have a big
The Academy of Science of St
Petersburg has offered 3750 to any-
one who will give reliable informa-
tion regarding the party of Baron
Toll the Arctic explorer He has
not been heard from since 1902
He is believed to been carried to
sea by the ice and he and his par-
ty los t
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A tough alround fight is going
on in Missouri whore both parties
have severe intestinal troubles of
their own The state has eighteen
votes in the electonal college and
that number would be a serious
loss in the solid South to Demo-
crats Senator Stone and his lieu-
tenants have organized an aggres-
sive opposition to the Democratic
candidato Joe Folk for governor
In Wyoming ColoradoUtah and
Idaho women can vote for presi
itant and for all officers on the
rae terms as men In eighteen
other states they possess school
suffrage In Kansas they have
municipal suffrage In Montana
and Iowa they vote on the issuo
of municipal bonds
The Marconigram news services
on steamers is finding its counter
mart on land Union Pncifio trains
are now furnished with a news
bulletin posted in the carB every
afternoon furnishing a daily record
of the worlds occurrences This
will break the monotony of the
Great American Desert
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The unconventional appropria-
tion of money or borsea even in
some of the New England states
is regarded as a crime or at least a
tort A man in New Haven Con
who appropriated 70000 has been
sent up for five years A fellow
who appropriated a horse went to
the same place for eight years
Whatever you take in an uncon
ventional way do not take a
horse
The antaconistics who paraded
round the monument of Bruno in
Rome last weok did not usher in
universal brotherly love They
declared tho Vatican is a corpse
wo are life and the popes organ
alluded to them as the satanic
congresB of freethinkers and ex-
pressed the wish that the pope had
a little temporal power for tho oc-
casion
State or Ohio City ok Toledo
Lucas Countv j
Frank J Cbcney mals oath tnat lie is senior
partner of tho firm of K J Cheney Js Co doing
Business In tho City of Toledo County and Stats
aforesaid and thaUald firm will pay the sum of
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caso of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use
of Kails Catarrh Cure FRANK J CHENEY
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