The Jimplecute (Jefferson, Tex.), Vol. 38, No. 36, Ed. 1, Saturday, March 3, 1906 Page: 3 of 8
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BALLARDS
alOREHOUND
COUGHS COLDS CONSUMPTION BRONCHITIS
WHOOPING COUGH SORE THROAT HOARSENESS
LOSS OF VOICE LOOSENS THE PHLEGM AND EASES
WECTORATION HEALS THE LUNGS
KndoYsed by leading physicians as the BEST remedy for
Childrens Croup and Whooping Cough because
Fit contains NO OPIATES The action ofBallards Hore-
hound Syrup is mild and benign it is adapted to infants as well
I Tasadults of every variety of temperament and constitution
WWIRS B W EVANS Cloantfatcr Kas writesMy husband
was sick for threo months and tho doctors told me ho had quick con
sumption Wo procured a bottle of Ballars Horehound Syrup and
it cured him Ho is now a well man but wo always keep a bottlo
in tho house and think it has no equal for pulmonary diseases
Easy toTaKe Sure to Cure Every Bottle Guaranteed
THREE SXZESi 25c 50c 100
BALLARDS SNOW LINIMENT CO ST LOUIS MO
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SOLD AND RECOMMENDED BY
W J SEDBERRY
JRe portB say that in the vicinity
jXBarnesville many farmers have
bd tempted into dealing in cot
llOTf futures and numbers of them
t all they hud and will have to
i jbaok and start over again Ma
J ufta Ga Journal
JJIf you are troubled with piles and
find a cure try WitchHazel Salve
but be sure you get that made by E CI
iDeWitt Co Chicago It is the origi
InM If you have used Witch Hazel Salve
Ivlthout being relieved it is probable
that you got hold of one of tho many
rtbless counterfeits that are sold on
Reputation of the genuine DeWitts
ch Hazel Salve Sold by The J F
Drug Co
Yes sir suid a man with a
Judge against the orator his
aech warf funny enough to make
jonkey laugh I laughed till I
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Whats Finer For Dinner
Than a prime rib roast of beef When
OBcant think of anything else roast
jeef is always in order for one tires of-
t geldoiu Tho choicest of the choicest
t wo ever aim to secure in beef
Failure has yet to bo written
ir door Good place to do your
ouylDg this
VTHROP GRAYS
MARKET
JEFFERSON TEXAS
Special Clubbing Offer
Every man should subscribe to his local
paper because from It ho secures a class of-
T jdo s nuil tisiful iiifonnntlon that ho ou get no
i > fwhiro else He should however also subscrlbo
TFn firstclass general newspaper Such a uen s
3emiWeekly News
Is of Its readers proclaim It the best
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ibserllio at onro at Tho JIMP Ofllce
pj
A Mrs Peck living at Mount
Ayr la has brought suit against
tho Duffys Malt Whiskey people
for publishing bur portrait in con
neution with a testimonial for that
boveiago written by a Chicago
woman Mis 0 Shuman Tho
lattor it is said has made a busi-
ness of giving medical testimonials
and in this case furnished tbepho
tograpb of the Iowa woman which
was in hei possession Mrs Peck
is a temperance advocate and Bues
becaue slm has been grievously
mortified aud damaged Petty
Enterprise
A filleted With Rheumatism
I was and am yet afflicted with rheu-
matism says Mr J 0 Bayne editor of
the Herald Addington Indian Terri-
tory but thanks to Chamberlains
Pain 15ntn am able once more to attend
to basinets It is the best of liniments
If troubled with rheumatism give Pain
Lahn a trial and you are certain to be
mine than pieased with tho prompt re-
lief which it uflords Oue application
rolioves the pain lor sale by all drug-
gists
There is no more important work
in this world no greater duty
than to help others to keep up
their courage He is our be t
friend whose words of cheerful con-
fidence give more life to the heart
and he is our enemy who by his
words of doubt and his spirit of fear
saps this nrdor and tHkes from us
our courage J F Clarke
Dont frown look pleasant If yon
aio huiToring from indigestion or sour
stomach take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
HonJuke Mooic of Atlanta GaBays
I Buffeted more than 20 years with in-
digestion A fiiend recommended Ko
dol It relieved 11 e in one day and I now
enjoy hotter health than for many
years Kodol digests what you eat re-
lieves sour stomach gas on stomach
belching etc Sold by The 1 FCrow
Drug Co
Because he believes himsolf the
owner of 480 sections of land in
Kansas where there was a lake of-
fish none of which was less than 8
feet long and the majority 12 feet
in length Hairy Houton at
Guthrie Okla hiifi been judged
iumne i id onleied to the asylum
at Norm in
e Edited by MRS H A BEHEFIELD =
The W C T U will meet with
Mrs R R Taylor Thursday
March 9lh at 3 p m
t t t
THE MUST CONFLICT
In his eneechbefore the Y M
C A at Charlotte Sunday Gov
Glenn among other things mado
this statement to the younu men
There is coming in tho old
State a groat conflict I do not
know whether it will bo in 190G
1907 or 1908 but it will bo between
God and the devil light against
darkness righteousness angainst
wrong the school house and I
church against the saloon dij
lery brothel and gambling hj
Christianity and the bar room utih
not continue to exist side by side
and tho saloou must go It is high
time that you were arousing your-
self for tho fight South Boston
NewB
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ItEWAKD OF SOHU1ETY
The immense value of sobriety
in military and naval operations is
probably the most btrikiug lesson
learned from the RussianJapan
war Russia has labored under
many disadvantages But it is
doubtful whether there was any
greater handicap to her than the
drunkenneB of her soldiers all of
her sailors and more particularly
of her officers Eyery foreign
newspaper correspondent on the
Russian Bfde even ono whose pym
pathieB are wholly Muscavite
Colonel Von Goedke a foremost
military writer of today haB drawn
well nigh incredible pictures of the
preyalence of this particular vice
among the foes of Japan
The English Secretary of State
for War declared that the victories
of Japan were largely due to
sobriety
FINALLY
Dent be a dreamer
In tho lonesome night
Theres a call for a captain
You must win the fight
Atlanta Constitution
That is jight boysthere is sure-
ly a call for a captain The time
is ripe the hour is almost berel
But where oh where is our leader
The hidden forces of his heart
have not been touched yet by the
awakening hand of Almighty God
Hasten dear Lord touch the man
Torturd ij Snvatcs
Speaking of tho torture to which
some of tho aavago tribes in the Philip-
pines subject their captivesreminda mo
of the intense suffering I endured for
three months from inflammation of tho
kidneyB says V M Shermanof Cueh
ing Me Nothing helped mo until I
tried Electric Bitters three bottles of
which completely cured me Cures liv-
er complaint dyspesia blood disorders
and malaria and restores the weak and
nervous to robust health Guaranteed
by all druggists Price 50c
Some members of tho Cumber
land Presbyterian church are going
into the court through the process
of injunction to prevent the con
templated union between the Cum
berland Presbyterian and the Old
School Prosbytearian churcheB
Exchange
Tho best safeguard against headache
conctipation and liver troubles is De
Witts Littlo Early Itlsers Keep a vial
of these famous little pills in the houso
and take a cJobo at bed time when you
feel that tho stomach and bowels need
cleansing They dont gripe Sold by
The J F Crow Drug Co
With 2000 miles of new railroad
already under construction and
1000 more projected the State of
Texas promises this year to beat
tho record of all Europe which in
1905 built only 209S miles of new
road
Thoughts for Our Younir People
Some years ago every young man
mau waB striving to enter the pro-
fessions now thev are going into
the world of busiueBB The for-
tunes of our country are in its bus-
iness The Goulds VanderbiltB
Carnegiee StewartB and Armours
are found in the counting houses
the factories tho packing hoUBeB
The wealth of your Mown younc
reader is in lutcinest it is bo in
every town and city Tho prof
fessions are overcrowded business
will never bo so The law doeB not
offer such prizes as merchandising
medicine not half the wealth ot
manufacturing teaching but a
small return as compared with
mining or finance The professions
require many years to insure even
a living income business pays
from the Btart But for business
you must have a business educa
tion Get then a business educa-
tion get the best in tho beet
school in other words attend tho
Tyler Commercial College Tyler
Texas where the famous Byrne
Byterns are tutight
To Avoid Taking Cold
A wellknown phyBician says
theiee important things to bo ob-
served if one would avoid taking
cold
First Fresh uir in Bleeping
rooms
Second Proper clothing
Third Warm dry feet
Too many persons aro disposed
in cold weatber to seep with their
windows cloBed or only slightly
raised from the bottom Fresh pure
air is as necessary during tho night
as during the day When two or
more persons occupy the Bamo
room unless the windows are open
the air soon becomes vitiated and
the blood is not sufficiently aerated
Deafness Cannot ho Cnrcd
By local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of tno car Tnero Is only ouo
ctint Teller Salt Uhenm ltclililng
Worm Ilorppg lSarbers Itch
All of theao dipcaBes are attended by
intense itrhing ubich is almost in
btantly lolii ved by appljing Chamber
liiiiin mKi itu Mnieci rrn 0
mil ie 1 11 b f ed TbiK
in fact cuied many cases that had re-
sisted all other treatment Prseo25c per
box F01 sale by all druggists
About fifteen hundred chickens
were killed at Atlanta Gn by
concussion when trains side-
swiped Tlinrfi 3500 in the car
way to cured cafness and that is by constitu-
tional remedies Deafness is caused by an In-
flamed condition of tho raucous lining of tho
Eustachian Tubo When this tube Is inflamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect bear-
ing und when It Is entirely closed Deafness is
the result aud unless tho inflammation can bo
taken out and this tube restored to 11b normal
condition hearing will bo destroyed forever
nine cases out of ten aro caused by Catarrh
which is nothing but an inflamed condition of
tho mucous surfaces
Wo will give Ouo Hundred Dollars for any
caso of Deafness caused by catarrh that can-
not bo cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Bond for
circulars free
Address F J CHENEY CO Toledo O
Sold by all Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Jimple
cute Job
Office is the
place to have
your Printing
done upto
date
Till
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jurlons drug
It U qalclly abeorbed
Ghon Ucllofatonci
It Opens aud ClfiiiiCB
the Nasnl Passages
Alhys Jiillftrrmattou
Utile and 1riUui tho Membrane Ittstorts the
S msCB of Tiuto and faincll Inrge Size 6J ccnls at
tr 1 ilusor liyinnll Trial Slo 10 cents by mill
II Y II liOTIIKItS 60 Warren Street Niwliwlr
COLD in HEAD
To Ciire a CoM k Om Dtay
An Easy Way
The Rev Dr Adams of Maine is
noted for his Bententiousness both
in out of the pulpit As he was
coming down a Boston street ono
day a man asked him Sir can
you tell me bow to find tho sher-
iffs office Yes sir was the
reply Every time you earn 85
spend SO Saying this the doctor
walked on leaving his questioner
gaping on the sidewalk Pitts
burg Gazette
One would think tho Laxative idea
in a cough syrup should have been ad-
vanced long beforo it was It seems tho
only rational remedy for cougliB and
colds would be to move tho boa els and
clean tho mucous membranes of the
throat aud lunge at tho samotimo Ken
nedys Laxative Honey and Tar does
this It is tho Original Laxativo Cougli
Syrup the remedy for coughs colds
croup whooping cougli etc Tastes
good aud harmless Sold by Tho J F
Crow Drug Co
Word From Brer Williams
Dey aint no doubt in do worl
but what riches brings trouble But
Lawd knows its des do faort er
trouble I been longin fer all do
days er my life Let it come lak a
Georgy hurricine Ill put my armB
roun a tree en hoi fast twill Ga
irul blow bis trumpet Atlanta
Constitution
Oak Hill Bread
Of nil breads this is my favorite
Add two cupfula of boiling wnteir
to one cupful of rolled oats and let
stand one hour add half a cupful
of salt one half of of a yeast cake
dissolved in half a enpful of luke-
warm water and four and onehair
cupfuls of lour Let rise beat
thoroughly turn into buttered1
bread pans let rise aggin and bake
By using half a cupful less of fiour
the dough is better suited for bis-
cuits but being soft is diflicut to
handle To make tbo shaping of
the bisuits easy take up the mix
ture by BpoonfulB drop into a plate1
of flour and have the plamB of the
hands well covered with flour be-
fore attempting to shape the dough
Fannie Merritt Farmer in Worn
ans Home Companion for March
A Lively Ttisslo
with that old enemy of tho race consti-
pation of ends in appendicitis To
avoid all serious trouble with stomachy
liver and bowels take Dr Kings Now
Lifo Pills They perfectly regulate these
organB without pain or discomfort 2Gc
at all druggists
last Years Crop
Value of farm products in the
United States in 1903
Corn l21600000r
Milk and butter 005000000
Hay 005000000
Cotton eSOOOOOO
Wheat 625000000
Eggd 520000000
Cats 282000000
Potatoes 138000000
Tobacco 62000000
Bears tno j Iha Kind You llao Always Boogtt
Ho that tilleth his land shally
have plenty of bread hut bo that
followeth aftor vain porsonB shall
poverty enough
For Over tilxly Veiirs
Mrs WiNSLows Sootiiino Syrjr has been
used for over CO ira by millions of mothers
for their chililrui while teething with perfect
buuess IlsoothibiUe Uilltl koftuis lliugumx
ullajsnll pain cuasSrlinl colic anil is luo bcrt
remedy for Diarrhoea It will lUioyo thu poor
little snlTcrtr In n dliitet Rollb OuggistY
11 < i > rt < tjls
n bat If < sure 11 It foi Mrs sloi n
Soothing byrup uutl take no uthcr kind
Ellisworth De France who rob-
bed a mail carrier in Nebrapka 12
years ago and secured only 1 cent
but received n penitentiary sen-
tence for lifo has just been releas
ed after serving twelve years of
his time He was imprisoned in
the Sioux Falls penitentiary
A dose in time saves lives Dr
Woods Korway Pine Syrup natures
remedy for coughs colds pulmonary
diseases of every sort For sale by the
J FCrow Drug Co
FRECKLES AND PIMPLES
REMOVED In Ten Days
Nadiaola
The Complexion
DcaUtifler is en-
dorsed by thousands
of grateful ladies and
guaranteed to remove
all fjujl dircolora
ti unj < md restore tlie
beauty uf youth The
worst cases in twenty days SUe and 100
at all leading drug etores or Iiy mail
Prepared by NATIONAL TOILCT CO I > urli Teno
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The Jimplecute (Jefferson, Tex.), Vol. 38, No. 36, Ed. 1, Saturday, March 3, 1906, newspaper, March 3, 1906; Jefferson, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth83625/m1/3/?rotate=270: accessed July 8, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; .