Cat's Claw (Archer City, Tex.), Vol. 19, No. 14, Ed. 1 Friday, May 19, 1961 Page: 6 of 10
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May 193 19ol
Archer City, Texas
Page U
CLASS
PROPHECY
Mrs. Judy Glenn Reed, after a hard
afternoon of bridge, has come home to
get supper for her husband, Ronnie Reed,
who will arrive shortly from his office
where he conducts a thriving real estate
business. Having opened her cans and
spread out the cake and sandwiches which
she has purchased from the home market
on the corner, she sits down for a min-
ute to rest and turns on her television
set. The talk at the bridge table this
afternoon has been of the old classmates
of Archer City High'..School who graduated
in the year 1961, and who had arranged a
reunion by television. So she turns the
dial to the reunion of class 196l„
Gwen Yeager is now a teacherin a col-
lege in South America. She is a profes-
sor on the American way of having fun.
We see Jerry Walsh and Suzy Abercrom-
bie now celebrating their . 25 th, year. ?o£
‘"going steady." They ^can^t’ decider on
the wedding date.
We see Jeanie Bratt happily married
with a whole houseful of little "brats'1,
running around.
We see. Jimmy Pitts as the owner of a
mechanics shop where he sells used parts.
It is called "Used Car Parts From My Own
Car."
Donna Findley has acquired an extreme
hatred for Germans which dates to her
high school years while going to school
with David Schlabs. She’s now on an ex-
pedition in South America, trying to
find Adolph Hitler to bring him back and
get Adolph to prove to David that he was
wrong.
We see Frank Truelove as the Head Eng-
lish professor at Princeton. He pays
his lif«*s- ambition is to be just like
Mrs. Crowley.
We se« David Schlabs as a brilliant
scientist who has just invented an in-
stant beer pill. He is now working on
an instant hangover.remover pill.
We see Rex Jarvis as the owner of the
newly opened "Blood-shot Eye," the new-
est expresso house in Archer City. Rex
had so much fun growing beards in ’ high
school that he got on a beard kick and
became a full-fledged beatnik. At pre-
sent his beard is seven feet, seven and
one half inches long--a new world’s re-
cord.
Tony Pollock has finally gone into
show business after selling out his four
million dollar oil company. He is now
in the side show of Barnum and Bailey’s
circus in which he owns fifty percent of
the stock. Everybody step up and see
Pollock, the Pot-bellied Pygmy.
We see Gayle Stewart as the first wo-
rn' n ever to win J the Indianapolis ^00-
mile race. Gayle claims- she got hers
start in a certain coral colored 1957
Chevrolet,
Brent Proffitt no longer lives in the
United States. He wasn't satisfies. : ath
the limit of one wife per man in the
U. S., so he moved to India where he is
now the head of Proffitt's Harems, -nc0
By the way, Brent is now the owner of
the world's largest jewel •collection,
which was begun in February 1961.
Lena Petit is the owner of a thriving
chain of drive-in restaurants in Archer
City. They are called the Leaping Lener
I, Leaping Lener II, Leaping Lener III,
etc. etc.
We see Eileen Marsh as the new owner
of the Wrigley Gum Corporation. She in-
herited this corporation after nursing
Mr. Wrigley through his bad health for
3h years.
Butch McLemore is seen as an "A"* stu-
dent at Harvard. His major is nuclear
Physics.
We see Tommye Jane Mullis as a house-
wife. Her family includes four young
boys, who all have peroxided duck tails
with a point in the front.
We see Lee Roy Smith as the modern
day Casanova. He now has the lead as
Rhet Butler in the new filming of Gene
With The Wind.
We see Fern Deen as the new coach for
the "Harlem Globe Trotters." She always
did like men's basketball.
We see Carolene as the chief cook in
the experimental lab. of the Betty Crock-
er Institute. She was always good at
cooking up new recipes.
Larry Canady is the new recruiting
officer for the Air Force in Archer
County. He is trying to get Tony Pollock
to join the Air Force.
We see little Graham——I mean Harrell
Cross as the winner of the third annual
coast to coast walking contest. Congra-
tulations, Harrell, for getting out of
low gear.
We see Carlton "Clarabelle"'' Deen as a
great retired rodeo clown. He is now
taking Nat Fleming’s place as announcer
for the Archer City Rodeo. Hey, Carlton
how come your leg is in that cast???
We see Jimmy Owens as the newly ap-
pointed stage manager of the recently
reopened Zeigfield Follies. He obtained
this job because of his past experience
in stage directing at Archer City High
School.
We see Bud Lowack as a famous psychia-
trist in Dallas, Texas. He has bee ..0
quite renowned as an authority on i~e
problems of teenagers, especially their
love life!
We see Judy Thurber as a famous jour-
nalist for the Archer County Weekl •
She edits the column "Dear Judy"' and is
quite experienced in giving advx». Ex-
perience is the best teacher1 i i
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Cat's Claw (Archer City, Tex.), Vol. 19, No. 14, Ed. 1 Friday, May 19, 1961, newspaper, May 19, 1961; Archer City, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth836398/m1/6/: accessed June 26, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Archer Public Library.