The Jacksboro Gazette (Jacksboro, Tex.), Vol. 55, No. 6, Ed. 1 Thursday, July 12, 1934 Page: 6 of 8
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HERE'S FELIX,
NOW— JUST
THE WlAM WE
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THE SPEECH FOR OUR
Luncheon club
MEMBERSHIP PRtVE—
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HEAR FROM FELIX FEATHERHEAD
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"FELLOW MEMBERS— MY
REMARKS WILL 3B BRIEF, BUT
IF EACH ONE OF YOU CAN GET
WHAT I PO SAY IN YoUR HEAPS
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Horse Sense
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A HORSE'S MAIP
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I’D LIKE IT
BETTER
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HE BE A
BIT Too
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BOBBY THATCHER— His Desperate Plight....!
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THAT POOR MAM MUST HAVE- BEEN
OUT OF HIS HEAD WHEM HE COMMITTED
THAT Cft'Ma..... ST OOebNT 5E6M RIGHT
TO KEEP THE MONEY HE PAID US FOR
LEASING THE PASTURE ••• VOU OO DOWN
AMO TELL. THE COMSTABLE WE’RE ANXIOUS
TO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM IF^J WILL
HIM IN HIS TROUBLE
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WHOLE THimC
won't WAIT FOR
THE CONSTABLE,
i'll go right y
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by The Bill Syndicate, 1
By GEORGE STORM
WHAT I WANT IS. I JUST
CAME TO TELU VOU THAT
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My box i APPReciATe The
kinoness of you amo, your
wukiKV AUNT, BUT ! Em ALL.
BE IN FUNDS AS SOON AS MV
LETTER OF CREDIT arrives...
THEN MV INNOCENCE WILL.
BET ESTABLISHED'.!
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VUftLL/ITS ALL
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“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES’'
BCAR AL:
X CAM .STAND THIS FINANCIAL
WOR.R/ MO LONGER, I AM
<S-0\NG *TD DO ‘SOMeTHlMG-
BcspeaATC * Do not tmanc
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EDDIE
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HE lb€ ? IVE LOOKED
ALL OVCR TOWN -
i’ll TRY TOMy’vJ
TbAt2.l3>ea vJHOp! HE
USUALLY HANGJ- OUT
THERG —
Eddie Does Something Desperate
He w-wa<Y
H-H-Heae,
yeH, he cone »n and
Borrowed five dollars.
HE SAID HE WANTED A
CUP OF COFFEE !
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WHAT!
FWC DOLLAR
FbR A CUP
O' COFFEE?
THAT 5* JUST WHAT
I SAID, AL, DUT CDDl€
TOLD ME HE WAS A
Coffee Fiend !.*
9l\9 Mrtw.ui“
Tke AmocIiN Ntwifiintn
^5jo# WORTH
of COFFEE
l! FROCK FOR WEAR
T ON TENNIS COURT
PATTERN
BaKt?
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The girl who wears this frock
will score on any court which she
graces with her fair presence—even
if she Isn’t the most magnificent
player In the world. The gown Is so
smart It will make up for any short-
comings in her game. Look at the
back! And don’t you like the little
round yoke with the tucks Coming
In sun-burst fashion from under it?
White or pastels are really the
nicest colors for such a frock, but
there Is nothing tc prevent you
wearing bright colors.
Pattern 9995 may he ordered only
In sizes 14, 16, 18, 20. 32, 34, 36, 38,
40 and 42. Size 16 requires 3% yards
36 inch fabric.
Send FIFTEEN CENTS In coins or
stamps (coins preferred) for this
pattern. Be sure to write plainly
your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE
NUMBER and SIZE.
.Send your order to Sewing Circle
Pattern Department, 232 West
Eighteenth Street. New York. N. Y.
LANGUAGE EXCHANGE
“You have to go to England to
learn to speak the English language,"
remarked the lecturer from London.
“Perhaps,” answered Miss Cay-
enne. “But you have to come to
Amcnca to get paid merely for do-
ing so.”
No Need to Worry
A woman went to buy u drinking
trough for her dog, and the store-
keeper asked her if she would like
one that bore the Inscription, “For
the dog.”
“I don’t mind at all,” she replied.
“My husband never drinks water,
and the dog can’t read.”
Sarcasm
Old Lady (on platform)—Which
platform for the Boston train?
Porter—Turn to the left and you’ll
be right
Lady—Don’t be Impertinent, young
man I
Porter—All right, then, turn to
your right and you’ll be lefL
AH the Same to Her
She—Let’s go to the cinema.
He—Which one?
“Doesn’t matter, one’s as dark aa
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Stuck to It
“Did she tell you she was nineteen
In December?"
“Yes, and the December before
that"
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Dennis, J. R. The Jacksboro Gazette (Jacksboro, Tex.), Vol. 55, No. 6, Ed. 1 Thursday, July 12, 1934, newspaper, July 12, 1934; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth863636/m1/6/: accessed July 13, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Gladys Johnson Ritchie Library.