The Kingsville Record (Kingsville, Tex.), Vol. 21, No. 12, Ed. 1 Wednesday, November 9, 1927 Page: 10 of 22
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THE KINGSVILLE RECORD
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November 9, 1927
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1 RANDOM REMARKS 1
ARRANGEMENT OF
COOKING CENTER
The nv
to low I
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lliti
ans umbith
ord.
Only a woman's temper can
equul the warmth of her love.
When some men think they
are thinking they are only kill-
ing time.
Only those who have plenty
of gold ever get anything out of
a silver wedding.
Many a man who boasts of be-
ing self-made is in reality the
product of a good wife.
SHAKESPEARE TO DATE
So jump upon this bloody question.
—Ilumlet.
This answer will not serve.—Tiinon
of Athens.
I do say thou art quick In answers.
—Love’s Labor Lost.
The question did at first so stag-
ger me.—Henry VIII.
He grows worse and worse; ques-
tion enrages him.—Macbeth.
A silly answer, and fitting well a
sheep.—Two Gentlemen of Verona.
Where’s the fool now? He last
asked the question.—Tirnori of Alliens.
I will not stay your questions; let
me go.—Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Do but answer this: What Is the
body when the head is off?—Henry
VI.
Will your answer serve fit to nil
questions?—All’s Well That Ends
Well.
Make you a
My wit’s disea
•wer ns I can
mnnd.—Hamlet
wholesome answer?
^sir, such nn-
fou shall com-
sed; butvs
make, /on
TEA TATTLE
Hoping is a waste of time, my dear,
unless matters are hopeless.
The manner In which a person Is
rude Is the true test of good breeding.
Women who sigh to be understood
really need nothing more vital than
a more becoming shade of rouge.
It is every mother’s hope that In
a few years she will be old enough
for her daughter to take her around.
There's no good asking what the
world’s coming to, because by the
time some one answers It has moved
on.
If a woman with her ancestry did
cast pearls before swine, my dear, you
may be certain they were oriental
pearls and pedigreed swine.
Reluctance is woman's best weapon.
If Salome hod danced the first time
Herod asked iier, most likely lie would
have dozed off during her perform
once.
Equipment Placed to Avoid
All Unnecessary Steps.
< Prt by tho I’nltod States Department
of Aftrlt’ulture )
Lri th«* ideal kitchen arrangement
the equipment Is placed so that one
moves with the fewest possible steps
from one task to the next. There
will be a definite center for each type
of work—a food preparation center,
a cooking center, a service center, and
a clear-nway and dishwashing center.
To some extent these centers may
coincide or be placed very near each
other. For example, the food prep-
aration center must he fairly close
to the sink, which Is the main piece
of equipment in the dishwashing cen-
ter.
One of the best ways to arrange a
kitchen so that these various require-
ments will be met Is to plan u pass
closet In the wall between the kitchen
MECHANICAL PERILS
“Do you see?" “No! I wear glasses."
“Do you sleep?’’ “No! I use nar-
cotics.”
“Do you draw?” “No! I usq a
kodak.”
“Do you sing?” “No! 1 use a pho-
nograph.”
“Do you digest?’’ “No! I use di-
gestives.”
“Do you breathe?" “No! 1 use a
pul mot or.”
“Do you write?” “No! I use my
typewriter.”
“Do you sew?” “No! I use a sew-
ing machine,”
"Do you play any musical instru-
ment?" “No! I use a pianola."
"Do you walk?” “No! I use n mo-
tor, the subway, a surface car, or the
train.”
HAPPY THOUGHTS
Gossip is like yeust—a little goes
a long way. /
I ~
F.e true to your teeth or they’ll be
fulse to you.
The man who Is too fond of himself
usually has a monopoly.
Love may be blind, but the average
mother-in-law Is an eye-opener.
A girl often speaks without thinks
lng, but seldom thinks without speak-
ing.
Fate Is a referee you can’t argue
with, so you might os well get on with
the game.
Stockings may have been invented
in the Eleventh century, but they
weren’t discovered until the Twenti-
eth.
Red Cross Meets
Heavy Demand for
Water Safety Duty
Trained life savers ir. the United
States, qualified hv the Red Cross ub
experts in all phases of water t afety,
now number 13!,582 adults and
Juniors, according to the Life-Saving
Service of the American Red Cross,
which reported 32,506 trained and
qualified in the past year. This num-
ber does not Include other thousands
who were taught to swim,
i Training courses conducted by the
Red Cross last summer brought out
a uniformly high standard of pro-
ficiency. Iu addition, more than 20
winter training courses were con-
ducted the past year. Swimming
“Institutes” at camps in Arizona,
California, Indiana, Massachusetts,
New York, North Carolina, Missouri,
Oregon, Washington, and Wisconsin,
"splash weeks" and swimming and
life-saving campaigns under Red Cross
auspices held in many States aroused
great interest.
“The experience gained during the
last few years indicates that the dan
gers Involved in water sports can be
eliminated through training and by
the adoption of water safety methods,”
a racent Red Cross report stated.
“When our communities provide suf
ficient swimming pools, bathing
; beaches, and skating places, and fur-
j nish trained leaders uncle whose guid-
i ance both adults and children may
enjoy themselves in safety, the num-
ber of preventable deaths through
drowning will be greatly reduced.”
The Red Cross Is endeavoring to
supply trained leaders i.i water safety
so far as its facilities pern It. To In-
crease the effectiveness <>f this and
other services, the Eleventh Annual
Roll Call, from November 11 to 24,
will urge an enrollment of ">,000,000.
The American Red Cross will ask
an enrollment of 5,000,00n members
for the coming year, during the An-
nual Roll Call, November 11-24 in-
clusive.
Cookina Center Near Dish Washing
Center.
and dining room in such a way thnt
the sink Is at right angles to it on the
outer wall of the kitchen, so there can
be plenty of light from a window
either directly over or very near. The
pass closet will have shelves for
dishes, which can be put away as fast
as they are washed, to be taken out
on the dining-room side. It will have
a counter below the shelves, and thus
become part of the cooking center,
with the stove next to this counter,
so that the housewife can stand prac-
tically In one spot to handle foods
as they are made ready to go into the
oven, or as they are taken from it.
The illustration, which was made
by tho United States Department of
Agriculture, shows how easily this ar-
rangement can be carried out in a
relatively small space.
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RHEUMATISM
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With Eddie Cantor I say
Luckies never irritate the throat”
Said Andretv Tombcs to
Claire Luce and Frances
Upton during a rehearsal
of The Ziegfeld Follies.
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No Throat Irritation-No Coygh.
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