White Deer Review (White Deer, Tex.), Vol. 17, No. 11, Ed. 1 Friday, May 24, 1940 Page: 4 of 6
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WHITE DEER REVIEW, WWU Beer,
FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1940
Church of Christ
Bible school 10 a: nr.
Rev. Price of Panina will
preach at both the morning- hour,
11 a. m., and evening- hour, 7:45.
All are cordially invited to at-
tend all the services.
TIME OUT
RastUs — “Pat’s better. Ah
don’t like to see you all frowned
up. Does dat Smile mean you foh-
gives me?”
Mandy—“Stay away, man. Ah
just smilin’, to rest my face.”
OR WHY?
Professor—“What is a circle?”
Freshman—“A circle? Well, it’s
a round line, without any kinks
in. it, and joined at the ends so
you can’t find where it started.”
QUICK THIN. KSR
Son (after catching • hi& father
kissing the maid)—“'^rhatcha' do-
in’, Pop, kissin’ Bessie'.?”
Father (quick thinke. r)— Bmig
me niy glasses, son I tl ’-ought it
was your mother.”
Teacher— What is a landlord,
Tommie?
Tommie—The man who always
comes when pa’s not home.
Woman—“Well, I’ll give you}
a dime; not because you deserve
it, because it pleases me.
Panhandler-
’am . Couldn’t you make
quarter and thoroughly
yourself?”
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Some pointers on making cotton mattresses are given to Secretary
of Agriculture Henry A. Wallace by the Charles W. Jones family from
. ,r the Zephyr community in Brown County. Mr. and Mrs. Jones, their
Thanks you, Ma- daughter, Dorothy, and their son, Malcolm, demonstrate the “how ’ of
’f “ mattress making in the patio of the United States Department of
Agriculture building in Washington, D. C., for the benefit of Federal
agricultural workers gathered at the capitol city- ~
it a
enjoy
“Did you say the man was shot
in the woods, doctor?”
“No, L said he was shot in the
lumbar region.”
WE’VE FOUND
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THE BEST
PLAbE TO BUY
“We’ve found out it pays to-buy
used cars from -a _dealer _who
stands by his promises. ..That’s
why we buy from Richardson
Motor Co.”
BEST BUYS
IN STOCK!
’37 Studebaker Sedan
Heater and Radio
$375*00
’38 Willys Sedan
Upholstery spotless. Engine
quiet. Hard to find at this
price
?290‘°°
*37 De Soto Sedan
Radio and Heater
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Information, Pleiase
Hotel Guest (phoning down at
2 a. m. for the third time) : Say,
are you the night- clerk?
Crabbed Clerk: Yes; what’s
biting you now?
Guest: That’s what I’d like to
know.
URGE ELECTION OF
PLAINVIEW WOMAN
PLAINVIEW, May 23.— Mrs.
J. W. Walker of this city, candi-
date for the presidency of the
Texas Federation of Women’s
Clubs, received the enthusiastic
jajnd unanimous '.endorsement of
her district, the Sevents, at its
meeting in Shamrock the first of
tliis month.
Mrs. Walker, who has served as
district president, and who is now
serving with distinction as state
treasurer, and finance chairman
has recived the unanimous en-
dorsement ' of every club in her
home town, and is now. recognized
as the Seventh district candidate.
In addition to the official en-
dorsement given her in a tremen-
dous ovation at the district meet-
ing, by both board members and
delegates. Mrs. Walker has re-
ceived the endorsement of clubs
and individual club women
throughout her district.
In hineteen years of loyal serv-
ice to the Fedration, Seventh dis-
trict has never before asked for
the state presidency. Now, by
overwhelming endorsement, made
by rising vote of the delgllte body
amid defeaning applause, Seventh
district has served notice that it
feels that the time has come
when the presidency should come
to one of its women, and the dis-
trict points with pride to the
woman who has become its of-
ficial candidate. Mrs. J. W.
Walker, a native Texan with a
background of education and cul-
ture, is an efficient club-woman
and leader, church-woman, home-
maker, wife and mother.
Club women throughout the
Seventh district -are working for
Mrs. Walker’s candidacv and
expect to see her elected. “A
delegate from every club in Sev-
enth district to vote for Seventh
district’s candidate” is now the
sloean in the great West Texas
district, which numbers its club
women by the thousands.
FAIR VIEW CLUB TO
SPONSOR PIE SUPPER
AT HOBART SCHOOL
$35Q.°°
’36 Ford Tudor
Radio and Heater
$22900
PRICED LOW
’35 Ford Tudor
Motor Reconditioned ’
$1 gg.oo;
’34 Chevrolet Coach '-
Radio. Motor Good3;
si19-00
’36 Ford Pickup ^
A Big Saving
I19R-00
’34 Ford Truck
Motor Good, Unusual Buy1 '
$175.00-
Hayton was rather shy. When
he handed Clara a gift box of
candy she threw her arms around
his neck and kissed hfm, and Hay"
ton immediately grabbed his hat
and started for the door.. Fearing
she had acted too hastily, Clara
said: “I’m sorry if I offended
you.”
“Oh, that’s all right,” replied
Hayton, “I’m going out for more
candy. ’ ’
Fail-view Home Demonstration
Clubs met Friday afternoon in
the home of Mrs. Floyd J. Travis.
A business discussion directed
by Mrs. F. B. Kuns was followed
by a prog-ram with Miss Faye
Lockhart, as gbest speaker, on
communicable diseases.
“Early diagnoses is the key-
note of discussion in the care of
contageous diseases,” said Miss
Lockhart, communicable diseases
are sometimes spread before diag-
nosis can be made, what might be
infectious diseases, and keeping,
especially small children, from
the patient as these diseases are
severe especially in children be-
t/ween the ages of rix jnonths
and six years,” continued Miss
Lockhart.
The ten fingers are the worst
disease carriers. Wash the hands
as often as they come in contact
with things that are likely to he
contaminated with germs. Soap
and water are the best disenfect-
ent agents. Teach children to
wash their hands thoroughly be-
fore eating.
Protect the ivell members of
the family in the home by burn-
ing uneaten scraps of food, and
boiling for fifteen minutes all
dishes used by patent.
Members present- were: ;Mes-
dames Kuns, Nicholson, Dittber-
ner, Grimes, Evans, Green, Tay-
lor, Bertrand, the hostess and
Miss Lockhart.
The club will have a pie supper
on the night of Friday the 31st
at Hobart Community House.
The. public and all candidates
are invited.
Exclusive
“Sand up!” shouted the col-
ored evangelist, “if von want to
go to heaven.”
Everybody got up but one old
man.
‘Don’t you want to go to
the preacher, loudly.
“Sho,” said the old man, “hut
Ah ain’t goin with no excursion-”
The (Wisdom of Youth
That a young man was wise
beyond his years was proved
when he paused before answering
a widow who had asked him to
guess her age.
“You must have some idea,”
she said.
“I have several ideas,” said
the young man, with a. smile.
“The only trouble is that I
hesitate whether to make you
ten years younger on account of
your looks or ten years older on
account of your intelligence.”
THURSDAY, MAY 30
ONE NIGHT ONLY
A pretty girl, wearing, the very
latest in bathing suits, was sitting
on the beach in Florida Avhen a
young man approached her, took
off his hat and remarked that it
was a fine day.
‘1 How dare you speak to me! ’ ’
said the girl indignantly. “I
don’t know you from Adam.”
“Well,’’ returned the young
man, “I would hardly know you
from Eve.”
Auspice Fire Department
White Deer
“DOWN SOUTH of
the BORDER”
A Sensational Play — Not A
Moving Picture — in a Water-
Proofed Tent Theatre.
Band and Orchestra, High
Class Vaudeville headlined by
Henry, World Traveler, Artist
and Magician, featured last
season with Harley Sadler
show. Not a single objection-
able- feature; bring the whole
family.
DOORS OPEN AT 7:3®
SHOW STARTS AT 8:20
Children 10c — Adults 25c
SCHULZE BREAD
BREAD OP Q%Uality
AT YOUR GROCERY
SCHULZE BAKERY
A CARSON COUNTY pi^ODUCT
RIDE THE BUS
Fine Daily Schedules To All Points
Station in Star Drug1 Store — White Deer
PANHANDLE TRAILWAYS
Alfred—Do you think the mov-
ies have taught people anything?
Christy—Yes, I learned to kiss
there.
Alma—When Jim and Dot came
back from their honeymoon trip
he still had $2.50 in his pocket.
Percy—The stingy thing!
Oheard ’ ’—
Tellit—I saw that million dol-
lar movie this efternoon.
j Askett—Gosh, wolnder what
they spent a million dollars for?
Tellit—Judging from the pic-
ture, I’d say they spent it for
advertising.
yOO'lL MAKE A
GOOD DEAL AT
Richardson Motor Co.
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A citite writing to his country
(jousin about the President cam-
paign and the war stated: “ I
never saw the country so stirred
up.”
The country cousin replied:
ef Shucks-, you should -come out
liere during plowin’ season!’’
Census Taker— You say you
are married, Marcellus?
Marcellus—Yas, suh!
Census Taker— And is your
wife dependent on you?
Marcellus—She sho’ is, mister.
If Ah didn’t find wuk fo’ her,
she’d starve.
Direction Generally Southern .
Dinah: I wants a ticket for
Magnolia.
Ticket Agent (after ten min-1
utes of looking for Magnolia in j
the railroad guides_: Where is
Magnolia ?
' Dinah: She’s settin’ right over]
dan on de bench. *
FOR YOUR NEEDS IN-
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Machinery and Service
See Your Local Dealer
A. W. Butler
White Deer, Texas
THE BEST AND LATEST IMPROVED
IN FARM MACHINERY
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Pampa, Texas
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Vnsit Us Now. See the new Minneapolis--
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831 W. Foster Phone 268
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Simmons, W. W. White Deer Review (White Deer, Tex.), Vol. 17, No. 11, Ed. 1 Friday, May 24, 1940, newspaper, May 24, 1940; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth871853/m1/4/?q=%22%22~1: accessed July 4, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Carson County Library.