White Deer Review (White Deer, Tex.), Vol. 16, No. 15, Ed. 1 Friday, June 23, 1939 Page: 4 of 6
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WHITE DEEB REVIEW, White ‘Deer, Carson County, Texas'-
FRIDAY, JUNE 23, 1939
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NEW RECIPES DEMONSTRATED
At World’s Poultry Congress
Demonstrations and lectures on hew to best use poultry-
products successfully in the diet will be stressed at The
World’s Poultry Congress, Cleveland, July 2S to August
7, 1939. Although it may be news to some people, the egg
is almost a perfect food. Plow to use it best will be care-
fully brought out. The proper preparation and serving of
poultry meats of all kinds will be another feature of the
Congress program. Everyone who attends will have the
opportunity to secure new recipes and will see these
recipes demonstrated. There will be something for every-
one at the Congress including the housewife.
Summer
Fishin9 ’»’ Stuff
HIS USUAL WAY
Outside the storm raged. The
deafening thunder rolled and
lightning flashed almost contin-
uously. Presently a bolt struck
Mr. Allen and knocked him com-
pletely out of bed. He rose, yawn-
ed, rubbed his eyes, and said, ‘All
right, dear; I’ll get up.”
SAD TALE
‘‘I shall die.”
“If you refuse me,” he swore,
She refused him.
Sixty years later he died.
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Angleworms . . . twisted pin . . . piece of string . . . willow branch. It all
spells summer, which makes its official bow to North America on June 22.
ISN’T IT THE TRUTH
DAFFYNIAIONS
The man who gets the fewest
letters complains the most about
the management of the post of- ^ ghin.
Barrier: To inter a fetnale.
Knapsack: Sleeping bag.
Unaware: Clothing worn next
fice; the man who finds the most
fault with the preacher pays the
least .toward his salary; the man
without children has the best
theory for tlieir bringing up; the
bachelor knows the best way to
manage a wife; and the man who
borrows his neighbor’s paper is
the worst critic the paper has.
Wos-fd’s Poultry Congress to
Present Birdseye View of
Worldwide Poultry Industry
FINANCIAL NOTE
Statesman (protesting)—'But
my lecture on scrapping arma-
ment is apt to prove a trifle dull
in these days of arm races. . . .
Promoter—Oh, that’s all right.
We’ve scheduled a sword rattler
along with you as an added at-
traction.
Visitors and delegates to the Seventh World’s Poultry Congress,
Cleveland, Ohio, July 28 to August 7, 1939, will find the Hall of Nations
and States a fruitful source of interest. This great building has beep set
aside for the educational exhibits that depict the progress, scope and im-
portance' of the poultry industry throughout the world. Elaborate exhibits
from at least forty to sixty overseas nations will be found here, picturing
poultry raising methods and the economic importance of the industry in
those nations. Our own U. S. Government exhibit, constructed at a cost
of $35,000.00; will picture the government’s interest and participation in
the industry, the surprising importance of poultry as an economic factor
and the many ramifications of the industry. State exhibits from every state
and territory will feature many of the local phases of the industry. Secre-
tary of Agriculture Henry Wallace is president of th'e Congress.
BULL’S EYE
“It says the man was shot by
his wife at close range.”
“Then there must have been
powder marks on the body.”
“Yes, That’s why she shot
him.”
NOT FRIGHTENING ENOUGH
Farmer Hawkins was complain-
ing to his wife that he eouid find
no old clothes to put on the scare-
crow.
“Well,” said she, helpfully,
“there’s that flashy suit son wore
at college last year.”
“Yeah, but I want to scare the
crows, not make ’em laugh.”—
Labor.
May: “I broke off my engage-
ment with George because my
feelings were no longer the same
as when I accepted him.”
June: “Yes? Then why do you
keep his engagement ring?”
May: “Because my feelings to-
ward the ring are unchanged.”
HOBNOBBING
He had never been outside the
United (States and neither had!
she, but both were recounting
their experiences abroad.
“And Asia. Ah, wonderful
Asia. Never shall I forget Tnuis
key, India, Japan—all of them.
And most of all, China, the celes-
tial kingdom. How I loved it.”
She held her ground.
“And the pagodas; did you see
them ? ’ ’
“Did I see them?” She pow-
dered her nose. “My dear. I had
dinner with them. ’ ’
During a financial panic a far-
mer went to the bank for some
money. He was told the bank was
not paying out money but was
using cashier’s checks.
He could not understand this,
and insisted on money.
The officers took him in hand,
one after another, with little ef-
fect. At last the president tried:
his hand, and after a long .and
minute explanation some inkling
of the situation seemed to be
dawning on the farmers mind.
Much encouraged, the president
said: “You understand now how
it is, don’t you?”
Mrs. Mimpus—What are you
waiting around my front gate
for, young man?
Suitor—For—for Mary.
Mrs. Mimpus—Then you’d bet-
ter run along. You’re not the sort
of husband we want for her.
When her father was a-courtin’
me and I didn’t show up, lie
climbed the fence, strangled the
watch dog, forced a window, lock-
ed the old man in his room, put
the ring on rhy finger and told
me we’d lie married that evening.
That’s the kind of man we want
for Mary.
'NO HURRY
“And what do you do when
you hear the fire alarm my good
man ? ’ ’
“Oh, I jest get up an’ feel the
wall, an’ if it ain’t foot I go beck
to bed.”
The number of sheep on Texas
j farms and ranches is increasing
“I think I do,” admitted the ana has already"' reached 9,400,
farmer. “It’s like this: When my 000. Prospects are that more of
baby wakes up at night and] the lambs produced in Texas will
wants some milk, I give him a be fattened in Texas.
a n dJth
him a
milk ticket.”—(Wingham Ont.)
Advance Times.
SALESMAN’S LIFE
All down one street he wept
without making a sale. He deter-
mined to try a new method. At
the next house a grumppy woman
answered the knock.
“Have you a Charles Dickens
in your home?” he asked, polite-
ly.
“No,” snapped the woman.
“Or a Robert Louis Steven-
son ? ’ ’
“No.”
“Or a Walter Scott?” con-
tinued the canvasser, hope drawn-
ing his eves.
“No, we ain’t,” said the worn-
man, sharpelv. “And, what’s
more, I don’t take in lodgers.
Try next door; they do.”
A lamb production plan for
any Texas farm should involve
I securing the type of sheep suit-
[ able for the location; deciding on
the best time for lambing; pro-
ducing the pasture, grain, and
shelter needed; control of par-
sites; and marketing.
Sally — I suppose you never
thought seriously of marrying?
Mikhail—Sure I did. So I
did-n’t.
STALEMATE
He: “Noav that we are maried,
perhaps I can point out a few of
your defects.” . -
She: “Don’t bother, dear I
know' all about them. It’s those
defects that- kept me from get-
ting a better man than you.”
PROOF?
Counsel (to police witness):
“But if a man is on his hands
and knees in the middle of the
road, does that prove he is
drunk?’ ’
Policeman: “No, sir, it does
not, but this one was trying to
roll, up the white line.”
POST MORTEM
Postmaster: “What’s that pe-
eular odor around here?”
New Clerk: “I guess it’s
dead letters, sir.”
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• All Popular Brands of Oil
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NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY
“Mary,” said the mistress of
the house reproachfully, “you
told me a little while .ago that
you were going to have a sleep.”
“That’s right, madam,” re-
plied the girl.
“Then dd you mind telling me
what you were doing at the gar-
den gate just now when the sold-
iers Avent by?”
Mary hung her head coyly.
“Having 40 Avinks, madam,”
she- replied.
—Boston Globe
Creek: Resturant proprietor.
Yellow': Swedish name for a
gelatine desert.
Enamel: A four-footed crea-
ture.
Fate: Remain; like “Fate for
me. ’ ’
Hinder: Inside of; like “It’s
hinder hag.”
Grade: Superfic; like “That’s
a grade idea.”
Margin: Moving in a body;
like “We’re margin through
Georgia. ’ ’
CLASS DISMISSED? NO! , '
Frosh: “Are they very strict
at Cornell?”
Soph: “Are they? Why, Avhen
a man dies during a lecture, they
prop him up in the seat un
the end of the hour.”
NooAvedrl—Gee, this horseradish
is hot! •
Mrs. Noowedd—It shouldn’t he.
It has been in the ice box all day.
Mrs. Zimpir—Mrs. Ryggs and I
are not on speaking terms.
Zimpir'—Well, it Avon’t hurt
either of you to rest up a little.
Patent in doctor’s Avaiting room:
“Hoav do you do?”
Second patient: So, so. I’m
aching from neuritis.”
First Patient: “Clad to meet
you. I’m Mendelbaum from Chic-
ago. ’ ’
We can supply you
with Neatsfoot Oil.
SPECIAL PRICES
ON GALLON LOTS
★
Gurley’s Leather
Shop
Pampa
Summer Specials
WOMEN’S &' CHILDREN’S
White Shoes ................................... $1.00
XTRA-HEAVY COMBINE CAN-,
VAS, 36 inch — 45c yd.
Stubblefield Dry Good Co.
THE TRUE REASON
Daughter: “Daddy may I have
some money?”
Father: “Great Scott! You
have a husband. Why don’t you
ask him?”
Daughter: “Because I need the
money. ’ ’
SURE WAY
Stranger: “Which is the quick-
est way to the hospital?”
Lounger: “Poke me in t h e
back again with that umbrella
again and you’ll find yourself
there in no time.”
—London NeAvs.
BURGLAR HAS IT
Pat: “I w.o(ke up last night
Avith the terrible sensation that
my new gold watch was gone.
The impression Avas so strong
that I got up to look.”
John: “Well, was it gone?”
Pat: “No, but it Was going.”
FRIENDS
PRACTICAL GIRL
“He said he Avould lay the
earth at my feet,” said the sen-
timental girl.
“Yds,” answered Miss Gada-
bout, “it sounds good, but it’s
'not practical. You .already have
Suitor: “I’Am come to you, Sir,
to ask for your daughters hand.”
Her Father: “Tell me, when
Avere you first struck by her?”
'Suitor: “But, Sir, Ave’ve not
quarreled.”
Speaker—The man who gives
in Avhen lie is wrong is a Avise
man, but the man avIio gives in
when he is right is-
Voice from Audience—-Married.
Plapfoot (paddling eaiioe)-^J
must warn you—one single move
and this canoe Avill capsize.
Maudine—(after sitting per-
—: ------- ~~~ . fectlv still for a long time)*—•
the earth at your feet. What you j Avill it be alright for me to shift
want is a three or four
house over your head.”
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my gum to the other side of my
mouth ?
SHEER DRESS GOODS
yd. ----------------------
10c
CHILDREN’S ANKLETS...................
... 10c
FLOCK DOT VOILES
__ 25c
MEN’S DRESS STRAW HATS________
$1.00
MEN’S WASH PANTS
Regular $1.95 Val...............................
$1.00
18 X 36 TURKISH TOWELS
... 10c
22 X 44 TURKISH TOWELS, heavy
.. 25c
CHILDREN’S FAST COLOR DRESSES
7 to 14 size..................... ..... ................39c
BOY’S BLUE or STRIPE PANTS
7 to 16 size ............................................i_ 59c
YOU WILL FIND OTHER GOOD VAL-
UES—COME IN.
Stubblefield Drygood Co.
A GOOD PLACE TO TRADE
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Simmons, W. W. White Deer Review (White Deer, Tex.), Vol. 16, No. 15, Ed. 1 Friday, June 23, 1939, newspaper, June 23, 1939; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth871907/m1/4/?q=%22%22~1: accessed June 28, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Carson County Library.