The Lampasas Daily Leader (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 32, No. 132, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 8, 1935 Page: 2 of 4
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THE LAMPASAS LEADER
THE FEATHERHEADS
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BUT ON THE OTHER HAND
A barrister who was sometimes for-
getful, having been engaged to plead
the cause of an offender, began by say-
ing: “I know the prisoner at the bar,
nnd lie hears the character of being a
most consummate and impudent scoun-
drel.”
Here somebody whispered to him
that the prisoner was his client, where-
upon he continued: ‘‘But what great
and good man ever lived who was not
calumniated by many of his contem-
poraries?”—Troy Times Record.
By Ted O’LougWin
(?) Western Newspaper Union
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Pleasure for All
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Eye to Color
An attractive young movie actress
Was driving her new car when some-
thing went wrong with the engine. The
traffic light changed from green to red
and back to green and still she could
not get the car to budge. The traffic
cop came up.
“What’s the matter, miss?’' he en-
quired. “Ain’t we got colors you like?”
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Pop?
Too Risky
“So you’re a salesman aow, eh,
Sambo? Do you stand behind the
product you sell?”
“No, sah, I sho don’t.”
“Why. Sam, I’m surprised at you.
You should always stand behind your
product. What are you selling?”
“Mules!”
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP
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A Good Dodger
Operatic Tenor—Next year I am
making a tour of South Africa.
Friend—Have you thought that os-
trich eggs weigh two or three pounds?
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Not Eggsactly
“REG'LAR FELLERS’
The Boss—Oh, yes; 1 suppose you’re
honest as the day is long.
The Job Hunter—I used to be but
I haven’t figured it out since daylight
saving went into effect.
DO YOU ,
RE-AL1Z.E. ITS
HAUF-PA&T
AMD YOU T-2.TE.
STILL- UP ?
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Rash Intrusion
“Do you warn gunmen away from
Crimson Gulch?”
“No,” answered Cactus Joe. “We’ve
got citizens who have been handlin’
guns all their lives. If any amateurs
want to break in and compete with
ns professionals, that’s their lookout.’’.
Facing Competition
“Are you going to speak over the
radio?”
“I am,” answered Senator Sorghum,
“I am aware of art competition. But I
am still confident that my ideas on the
welfare of the nation are as important
as toothpaste or shaving cream.”
© The Asociated Newspapers
There* s No Telling About Muley
MESCAL IKE By S. HUNTLEY
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A Faithful Copyist
“What’s the trouble with this let-
ter?” asked the manager. “It’s full of
repetitions.”
“It’s quite correct,” replied the alert
stenographer. “The new man who die.
tated it stutters.”
KER PLUNK!
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fCoovrlsht. 1934. by S. L. Huntley, Trade Mark Reg. U„ S. Pat. Office)
rBy GLUYAS WILLIAMS
RAINED OUT
“1 hear you took a disastrous plunge
In Wall street?”
“Yes; I was sort of standing on the
edge, and someone gave me a tip!”
Proper Announcement
Miss—No, Mr. Smartboy, I am noi
ready to marry as yet.
Smartboy—Will you let me know
when you are?
Miss—Certainly, I’ll sent you a wed.
ding announcement.
ASSURES EVERVONt THAT
If WON'T AMOUNT" To ANV-
ThiN6 -OUST A FEW
DROPS
i i
JU$f AS 6AME IS ABOUT
t> BE6IN SOMEBODY AH'
nounces if’s Raining
RAiN INCREASES. POINTS RAlN EASING UP FOR A
OPTIMISTICALLY TO CLOUDS MOMENT, SHOUTS PLAY
BREAKING UP IN THE WEST, BALL AND SETS 6AME
MORE OR LESS StfvRfED
His Longest Reach
Mother—Son, I do wish you would
stop reaching at the table. Haven’t
you a tongue?
Son—Yes, Ma, but I can reach much
farther with my arm.
Improvement
Bcjsz—Things are going up, aren t
they?
Romh—Yes. I hear $10 was paid
for votes at the last election when the
old price was only $2.—Pathfinder
Magazine.
IMMEDIATELY If STARTS
RAININ6 A6WN. TRKK To
KEEP THEIR SPIRITS up
8V TauNS THEM If'S
LETTiNG UP
EXPANSES REMARKS
WITH The OUTFIELD WHICH
HAS RUN FOR COVER
points out if always
RAINS HARDEST BEFORE
it clears up, come on
NOW, PLAY BALL
IT ?0l)R5. GRUDGINGLY
CALLS THE SAME OFF,
SfiLL MAINTAINING THAT
IF THEY'D WAITED LONGER
IT WOULD HAVE CLEARED
Idolatry
“Are you an idol of the masses?”
“I hope not,” answered Senator
Sorghum. “An idol is supposed to be
a piece of statuary that can’t say an
intelligent word in his own defense.”
(Copyright, \Y. N. U.)
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Our Pet Peeve
By M. G. KETTNER
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The Lampasas Daily Leader (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 32, No. 132, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 8, 1935, newspaper, August 8, 1935; Lampasas, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth897543/m1/2/: accessed July 10, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Lampasas Public Library.