The Lampasas Daily Leader. (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 7, No. 2017, Ed. 1 Wednesday, September 7, 1910 Page: 3 of 4
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NATURE’S SIGNALS.
The first Indication of kidney dis-
order is often backache. Then comes
pain In the hips and sides, lameness,
soreness and urinary troubles. These
are the warnings^—
nature’s signals for
help. Doan’s Kidney
Pills should he used
at the first sign.
Mrs. W. R. Cody,
402 15th St., Lewis-
ton, Idaho, says: “I
had a bad case of
dropsy and bloated 40
lbs. in weight. My
ankles swelled and I
had to wear shoes
two sizes larger than
usual. I was nerv-
ous, restless and much run down.
After using Doan’s Kidney Pills I
came down to natural weight and my
kidneys became normal.”
Remember the name—Doan’s. For
sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
A TRAIN LOAD OF TOBACCO.
LOTS OF THEM.
6he has a coat of tan
And thinks it quite becoming;
Its color she will scan,
Contentedly a-humming
Some jolly little song,
Which has a lilting measure,
She hums it all day long
Expressing all her pleasure.
She did not row a boat
While off on her vacation
To get this splendid coat
Which burdens this narration.
She did not rule the court
With never-ending tennis—
She thinks such husky sport
To health a perfect menace.
Ah, no, she did not climb
The mountains to the summit;
She’d say she had not the time
To try to overcome it
When daunted by a peak
That lifted up its shoulder;
Although she is not wreak
Still, she might well be bolder.
She did not swim nor ride
Nor o’er the roads go trudging;
With novels at her side
From home she was not budging.
Yet still this coat of tan
She has accumulated
By quite a simple plan
As hereinafter stated.
Her coat of tan Is made
With lustrous silken lining,
And on it is displayed
The acme of designing;
Embroidered with real lace,
The swellest cuffs and collar*
Bring rapture to her face—
It cost a hundred dollars.
Off His Guard.
Knowing that the gentle maid on
whom he is calling has many a time
and oft asserted that she would not
marry the best man that lived, the
youth inquired, as a mere act of court-
esy and politeness and in return for
hospitality:
“Will you marry me?”
“Yes,” she whispered, to his pro-
found surprise, and permitted herself
to sink Into his arms.
“But,” he managed to stammer, “but
—I thought you said you wouldn’t
marry the best man that lived?”
"I won’t,” she murmured. “Harold,
you’re away below par on that scale,
but you are my ideal, just the same.”
“No, suh,” objected Sam Johnsing,
“I isn’t gwine ter go down pas’ de
graveyahd on no erran’ fo’ nobody at
night. No, suh. Dey say Mose Was-
umton’s ghos’ done walk dah evvy
night.”
“Nonsense,” replied his employer.
“Has anyone ever seen Mose’s ghost?”
“In co’se dey ain’t Mose ’uz er
brack man.”
Explained.
“This explains everything,” says the
man with the seF'jaws, looking into
the glass case wherein are displayed
Washington’s false teeth.
“What do you mean?” asks his wife.
“Why, if a man had to make a set
of teeth like those fit his mouth it
would make him so mad he could go
out and lick four or five British arm-
ies in a week’s time just to ease his
feelings.”
Answering for Him.
Physician—And would you like to
be a doctor, Jack?
Mother (while Jack is still hesitat-
ing)—No, no! The dear boy couldn’t
kill a fly.—Punch.
Your cattle always have pure water at
email cost to you If you have a bottom-
less tank. Booklet "A” free. Alamo Iron
Works, San Antonio. Texas.
Isn’t it shocking when you hear &
nice man complain of anything.
Twenty-four Carloads Purchased for
Lewis’ Single Binder Cigar
Factory.
What is probably the biggest lot of
all fancy grade” tobacco held by any
factory in the United States has just
been purchased by Frank P. Lewis, of
Peoria, for the manufacture of Lewis’
Single Binder Cigars. The lot will
make twenty-four carloads, and is se-
lected from what is considered by ex-
perts to be the finest crop raised in
many years. The purchase of tobacco
is sufficient to last the factory more
than two years. An extra price was
paid for the selection. Siiiokers of
Lewis’ Single Binder Cigars will appre-
ciate this tobacco.
—Peoria Star, January 16, 1909.
I have come to see that cleverness,
success, attainment, count for little;
that goodness, or character, is the im-
portant factor in life.—Romanes.
A Specialist.
“I don’t see you on the messenger
force any more, Jimmy,” said the lad
with the envelope in liis hand.
“No; I’ve got a good job with a dog-
fancier,” replied Jimmy, as he puffed
a cigarette.
“Wid a dog-fancier? What do you
do—feed, the dogs?”
“Naw! When a lady comes in and
buys a pet dog I teach ’er ’ow to
whistle.”
Thinking of Curtain Lectures.
Mrs. Peck—I see the Maine Agricul-
tural college proposes to establish lec-
tures especially for country pastors.
Mr. Peck—What’s the matter, ain’t
none of the parsons up there married?
When Rubbers Become Necessary
And your shoes pinch, shake into your
shoes Allen’s Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder for the feet. Cures tired, aching
feet and takes the sting out of Corns, and
Bunions. Always use it for Breaking in
New shoes and for dancing parties. Sold
everywhere 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Englishman—Your country is
fine, old chap; but it’s too deucedly
new. Why, you haven't any fairy tales
or-
The American^—Haven’t we? Well,
you just come with me and look at
some of the tablets on our monu-
ments. _~
KEEP BABY’S SKIN CLEAR
Few parents realize how many es-
timable lives have been embittered
and social and business success pre-
vented by serious skin affections
which so often result from the neglect
of minor eruptions in infancy and
childhood. With but a little care and
the use of the proper emollients, baby’s
skin and hair may be preserved, puri-
fied and beautified, minor eruptions
prevented from becoming chronic and,
torturing, disfiguring rashes, itchings,
irritations and chafings dispelled.
To this end, nothing is so pure, so
sweet, so speedily effective as the con-
stant use of Cuticura Soap, assisted,
when necessary, by Cuticura Ointment.
Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp.,
sole proprietors, Boston, for their free
32-page Cuticura Book, telling all about
the care and treatment of the skin.
Why Not.
“I see some genius has set Men-
delssohn’s ‘Spring Song’ to ragtime.”
“Well?”
“I wonder how ‘II Trovatore’ would
go as a musical comedy?”
Cattle drink pure water at less cost to
you, if you. have a bottomless tank. Book-
let “A” free. Alamo Iron Works, San
Antonio, Texas.
The crop that never fails year after
year is trouble.
Hard to Convince.
Little Tommy (eldest of the family,
at dinner)—Mamma, why don’t you
help me before Ethel?
Mamma—Ladies must always com*
first.
Tommy (triumphantly)—Then why
was I born before Ethel?—Tit-Bits.
W. N. U,, DALLAS, NO. 35-1910.
Welcome Words to Women
Women who suffer with disorders peculiar to their
sex should write to Dr. Pierce and receive free the
advice of a physician of over 40 years' experience
—a skilled and successful specialist in the diseases
of women. Every letter of this sort has the most
careful consideration and is regarded as sacredly
confidential. Many sensitively modest women writ®
fully to Dr. Pierce what they would shrink from
felling to their local physician. The local physician
is pretty sure to say that he cannot do anything
without “an examination." Dr. Pierce holds that
these distasteful examinations are generally need-
less, and that no woman, except in rare cases, should submit to them*.
Dr. Pierce*s treatment will cure you right in the privacy of
your own home. His “ Favorite Prescription’* has cured
hundreds of thousands, some of them the worst of cases.
It is the only medicine of its kind that is the product of a regularly graduated
physician. The only one good enough that its makers dare to print its every
ingredient on its outside wrapper. There’s no secrecy. It will bear examina-
tion. No alcohol and no habit-forming drugs are found in it. Some unscrup-
ulous medicine dealers may offer you a substitute. Don’t take it. Don't trifla
with your health. Write to World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Dr. R.
V. Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y.,—take the advice received and be well.
ECZEMA
ERYSIPELAS
HERPES
POISON IVY
ERUPTIONS
SCALDS
WITH A JAR OF
RESIN0L
NETTLE RASH
RING WORM
ITCHING
BURNS
CHAFING
ABRASIONS
in the house you have a quick, certain remedy for all kinds of Skin Diseases.
A few applications will relieve the worst case of itching piles.
50 cts. a Jar of all Druggists, or sent direct on receipt of price.
RESINOL CHEMICAL COMPANY, BALTIMORE, MD.
Resinol Medicated Shaving Stick makes shaving easy.
For Constipation
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KISS
On Some Ministers.
The worst o’ these here shepherds
is, my boy, that they reg’larly turns
the heads of all the young ladies
about here. Lord bless their little
hearts, they think It’s all right, and
don’t know no better; but they’re the
wictims o’ gammon, Samivel, they’re
the wictims o’ gammon. Nothin’ else,
and wot aggragates me, Samivel, is
to see ’em awastin’ all their time and
labor in making clothes for copper-col-
ored people as don’t want ’em and
taking no notice of flesh-colored Chris-
tians as do. If I’d my way, Samivel,
I’d just stick some o’ these here lazy
shepherds behind a heavy wheel-bar-
row, and run ’em up and down a 14-
inch plank all day. That ’ud shake
the nonsense out of ’em, if anythin’
vould.—Mr. Weller, Quoted by Charles
Dickens.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of <
In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
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Torpid Liver
A Sage’s Summer.
Solomon sighed.
“Think of the number of plants 1
have to remember to water while they
are all away for the summer,” he cried.
Herewith ^he doubted his title to
wisdom.
Every Man Should Fence His Yard
HODGE
FENCE
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As a Favor.
“Pardon me,” said the waiter when
the guest produced a microscope and
began looking at the order. “May I
ask why you do that?”
“I want to make this chop seem life
size.”
"Would you be kind enough to lend
me the microscope? I’d like to look
At the last tip you gave me."
Woman’s inhumahity to man makes
countless divorce lawyers happy.
It Is easier to raise a disturbance
than a mortgage.
his garden, orchard or stock. It insures a certain degrees of
privacy and keeps out undesirables. The best fence to ns®
for this purpose and the most economical Is the famoo*
Hodge Fence, a combination of wood and wire. Insist oa
your lumber dealer showing it to you or write
THE HODGE FENCE & LUMBER CO, LuL
Lake Charles, La.
MITCHELLS EYE SAiyf^K
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You Look Prematurely Old
Beoause of those ugly, grizzly, gray hairs. Use “LA CREOLE" HAIR RESTORER, PRICE, $1.00, retail.
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Vernor, J. E. The Lampasas Daily Leader. (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 7, No. 2017, Ed. 1 Wednesday, September 7, 1910, newspaper, September 7, 1910; Lampasas, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth905800/m1/3/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Lampasas Public Library.