The Optimist (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 61, No. 20, Ed. 1, Friday, March 8, 1974 Page: 4 of 8
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If one were to study tho
statistics of the 1972 presiden
tlal election you would tlnd the
Interesting story He not in the
Rep-uMkan victory but l how
she Demoerak Mew It.
Om of the major Mundcrc of
Mm Hi-fated MeGovem campaign
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by JOHN WILLIAMS
I have come to the conclusion
thet when the Lord wanted to
punish people he usually did
one of three thing: (1) He
Witad various plague upon
them; (2) He struck mem down
with lightning; or (3) He gave
them roommate who smoke.
Boreus end I have been
rooming together ever since we
were freshmen and to be
honest all my recotkctlon of
college life can be seen only
through a blue haze.
My roommate took up
cigarette when he was in junior
high. (He said he wa doing a
aeienee experiment with rals on
the effects of smoking and one
of the rat turned Mm on to it.)
To me best k my eakutaUons
Seeeus smoke about IS peeks a
day and met1 when he' not
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American that worries shout the
squandering of hi Income tax
on worthies welfare project.
These voter aw the
Americans who are concerned
about the rising crime rate m the
United State. Traditionally
thee votera are Democrat but
sueh was not the ease m 171.
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one ery often heard on the ACC
caiupus.
WeH whet If ACC had a
many problem a the reet of the
nation? What If SA President
Kenny Wlkon wa faced with
the seme aituatlon and
responded In the eame manner a
our beloved leader Richard M.
Nixon? If this wa the case a
news report on KACC might
sound something like this:
Good evening ladies and
gentlemen and welcome to the 6
p.m. news . . The "Living
Room Affair" again dominate
tonight's news. Lett yew's
huffing of Dr. Pawl Je aeon's
das in Seneuou Love (held In
the living Room) brewght out
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he ahaves before and after
dispel before and after meak
and every time the phone ring
regardless of whether the eaM k
for him or not. He ako ha a
couple of cigarette before he
goes to bed.
One evening I found an
ashtray overturned on my
bedspread for the 437th time
As I wiped the ashes off I
decided the time had come to
try to reform my roomie
I found him taking a shower
"Hey Boreus I want to talk with
you!"
He stuck hk head out behind
the shower curtain a wet
cigarette drooping out of hk
mouth "Doggone it John" he
snarled. "When you ycHed at
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under the faucet. Hew do you
expect me to amok a wet
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"Theft whet I want to tork.
wKh you about" I ld. "When
the leaser of the evils and voted
for Richard Nixon The hero for
these votera was not In that
election. Hk campaign had
ended months earlier on a
shopping center perking krt m
Maryland. HI name k George
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commodity todey and wait 'up
to one hour have been reported.
Asked about the ahoitage
President Witeon commented "I
don't believe It has reached the
critical stage yet." WUson abo
was questioned on the
possibility of rationing. Instilling
courage In the students as he
spoke Witeon said "I don't
know."
Kenny was asked again about
the possibility of Galaxy Social
Club hoarding paper as some
critics dalm. WHaen answered
tsHS charge ay eapomsMg a
committee composed of Jeff
H4ek Kelly Wringer Chant
Ooedvln and Mark AMthth to
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My roomie is going up in smoke
God created the shower staH He
did not Intend to have an aeh
trey sitting where the seep
should be Boreus I think your
Smoking he gotten out of
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another clgewtte a he
shampooed hk heir. "Every
person wa put on earth for a
specific purpose Your k to
write columns. Mine k to
smoke.'
"I think you must be sick" I
napped. "You actually enjoy
smoking like It was something of
an art like mmpling wine"
"I do not" Boreu rephed.
"Then why do you have a
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rightfully deserved all along.
Some of that treatment has
Included: a key role In party
councils for a top WaHece aide; a
speech lest July by Senator
Sdward Kennedy at a Deeatw
Ala. ceremony honoring Wa!
hwe; a reeent receeieiliethMi
between AFL-CIO Fmshieni
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last semester's teat to the SA
tutoring program. Kenny said
"If anybody w&nts to see my
grade they are going tojiave to
Py."
Treasurer Dale "Hands-ln-the-till"
Crawford spoke out for
WHon later in the day saying
"Kenny k a sweU jfuy and would
never do any&Ing naughty.
Beside didn't he bring us 1. W.
Stevenson?"
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day mlo the record of Vke
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start wearing sachetoth. I'm tired
of smellmg like I lived inside a
carton of Whwton for a month.
And furthermore . ."
I would have gone on with my
dietribe had I not been
overcome by a cough lag spell.
Boreu looked sympathetic.
"Gee John that's a bad hacking
cough you've got."
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every stripe bealhig a p to &i.
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