Denton Record-Chronicle (Denton, Tex.), Vol. 22, No. 229, Ed. 1 Monday, May 8, 1922 Page: 2 of 8
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"Klug and prineaa and high and low
Have nones to a mall when the bloMoms blow,
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50c a
than of yore. If this ia true, we should be dead game sports and
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character.
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THE WILLIAMS STORE
MONEY TALKS
But it speaks briefly.
To many jt merely bids
I
Denton,
“I’ve come
Press.
Will it stay’with you?
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a plenty.
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minds while he or she "stood still."
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Does any .one really know wrhat
jasz J’s? Sr,me seem 1o think Shat
If yaa e«Ml*a*t tool *«*e at the
ar<vte all (he Hase. the worM waald
**•»• oalsrrew the that apta-
a*h la a food.
If a trait haa an oily tongue and
no coasclence he la almost certain
to be annoyed by w,um.n )n staroh
<<f finamlcl advice.
to
at
v Noto they •Stay iMeeCs talk
, wireless Real radio bugs.
A mAh who falls In love i
, himself never has any rivals.
There’s many a rough neck .
_ .Stiff •
you
you
The Texas Farm Bureau Cotton Association, in * recent
circular to banks of Texas, says:
we ure
Of silk
Torres Increase ' even
IHMR
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We spent fa <;o* la time of troo-
kie-. bat when we get <ia oar feet
we soon ewigeow (be habit at bef-
it** <s* oar kaee*.
Rippling Rhymes
tuMlblt Ma*ffp
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Just Folks
Qy JHffar GtSA
Today’s
Anhivtersaries
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Note Book
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Classified Ads 3 Cents a Word
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FIRST NATIONAL BANK, DeaUm, Texan.
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Close
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Pearl
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Miss
Ada 1
Justin
> Mr.
daughi
Mill i
•Inglni
Herr we are: Texas sends out 3.-
les of raw rot ton Itnd pulls
1259.000,(Too for It North
semis out
t >r
pMad to
TODAY'S KIRrHOATB
***11. president of
bein' at Burling-
go today.
snx”Gtwrw^*—«*«
16-button length. Black, white,
sgnd and grey. Double Anger tip-
Tbe prnviiee of frowning racer*
with a wreath of laurel endarea
only as ■ desire to er own apeedm
wit* a lead ylg*.
'J'h- wim»I atsltw wtgM seem more
_ ' r sensibilities
been hardened by long contact with
iery and finely woven fabrics and
~“ts lXOO.Otto.oon for her crop. Those
. ur Heels-are regular old Yaukecs-
an hour; who coul
their way during
About the
for the
that It
m.uiii, takora.
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PBWTOW IUrCOHU-l
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,____iy enter-
of the '•te.xua
when it m®el«
Some men are polite enough to
remove their hats lr.ste.nd of touch-
tag the brim In greetng. And then
dome are bi<ld.
only' thing to be said
practice of pistol-toting la
lightens the labor of the
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Sealed
tos ofl
Court
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The
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on th,
k Count!
T* t>»citor
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and in
vgtlon.
Plan
work i
- and In
Hee of
r|eer. I
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coarse,
Cetintr
prnpos
any or
ATTK1
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able a
notice
. those t
may •
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p service
CITY <
AND
♦ t'ongratulatior s. ■
♦ Your friend truly, *
A JOHN E. COOKE 4
< Am I coming? «
' with urns-ow?—lorey ■■rroww
_> Taylor Wednesday. ♦
♦ itockdale, Texas, May 3, 1*22. •
Illi BH HI if
Bench and bar are wraatty help-
ed in matters of sex by women on
the Jury, s-»ys a justice tof the fa-
mous Old Hatley cowt.-to London.
“Good-Bye”
One reason why < eivtrsl «et« ■»
tnaa> wrung number* U because so
many I»enpt» area, to gnrale tbe de-
sired number Into I be transmitter.
Mr. Burbank has done much erotui-
«lng with gatiafaclofy results, but
It hasn’t y«it bon demons'll at, d that
double crm>aing la advlr.ablc.
Mrs. Taylor dwMonshrgtes
a special needle with which
to do thia work op. TPV8.-
day and Thirrsday morn-
ing. .
7
-
■ 7
designer Patterns—
They carry the Belrobe, a method ",=r
that is of wonderful help to the
expert or the. novice in building a
garment.
Fully protects June patterns are here. .
Easily adjusted------- '__________
“Some grapple with facts that jire stiff and cold,
And some see visions all tipped with gold,
» Some hands are tender and others rough, " ”
And some are gentle and some ure gruff;
But each must follow life’s pathway thru,
Doing the thingg whic hhe likes to do.
“Now I find joy when I tramp about,
Up hill and down, for my legs are stout, .
And my ears and eyes can pick up things
That are maybe lost to the wisest kings;
And I’m always grateful, when day is thru,
That l’m bi|ill~for the things which I like to do.”
To some it says:
Ma stay.”
' I get. ....________
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'lack — Houston Post.
COMMENT ON TPA EDITION
; . r«t
w—■ —
fHnttey <>rove CHisen)
The Denton Rm'otfl-Chrer,ic|i> Is-
sued a S|M*cinl edition of that val-
uable paper this week In honor of
the Texas Press Assoc'all on, wl Ich
fmostB In lienton next week, rhe
paper ixinHlHted of forty*fknir. page*,
and was one of «ha handsomest
editions of the kind ever printed In
the juste. A copy of the puper,
which contained’ the invitation of
the -entire city of Denton, for the.
ttcwrpapvrmcn tb vtMt them, was
sent to every edltsr in the state.
In addition, to much valuable In-
“But eyes and ears and legs and hands
Don’t always follo^the same commands,
And some find beauty in dollar bills,
And some in the streams and the misty, hills;
Some people hear nothing but mortal words,
And some are tuned to the songs of birds.
And eyes to set, but 1 don’t suppose
A king smells more with his royal nose
Or sees more charm with his kingly eye
In the pink of the orchard blooms than I.
Ask for things—
We hope to have it for you.
It Is cnay lu *«k* ■ ■•ntlvuinn
-j nf g wlfb-beuter it r«« bbgia by
Dot OTily of .MMuviny tb» ggsugfntbrr*« geslg
-^1 i„rk jms butow tb« Ad.w’. >i>gu.
The -new Ittvrary school teachea
juaaUaL uaa ianaot te <jiA>p?r .h*r»
ut til ha c<n tup a cigarette grace-
fully against a thumb ttnll.
iear and my eyes to see.
’ inds to work,
HIOM COUNTY NATIONAL BAM
A Boy Scout U taught aolf reliance.
•man
iacreaaing
_ laatltution
in thia coipmunifr.
EXCHAN6E MTWIUL BANK
SUN-SHOWER UMBRELLAS—
About one down left that
offering at a special price,
in liavy, purple, green, black and
brown. Tips, ferrules and handles .
of white and colored Bakelite.
Strap and ring handles.
Ill AO at >8.75
110.00 at |7.75
- DIMITY BLOUSES—
With self and with collar and cuffs
of check Ginghams. A good value
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JAPANESE SUN SHADES—
. Sgriom
ugtion
iteakea
BPi'JIY ——-
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glddly help our colleges and courts, help build the jails and
booMt the football team, while banners float and eager eagles
sereatn. One thing In true, when other things are lie*—if there
is no gas the motor always dies. A
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»»»—»<■«■■»—»— im■ »«sa«su<n a «■■■»«■»■
OUR PHARMACY DEPARTMENT
Receives the attention of experts who carefully fill
each prescription according to the doctor's direc-
tions, and we can assure you that only pure drugs go
into each prescription.
CAMP DRUG STORE
SOUTH SIDE
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‘■’w<T,,iri*,'4S.. ■..’•"--.a!
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,'<1 while 1 perused yout effort
klver to klver.
1 want to congratulate you ♦
ou that rffort. It Is a newspa- +
. , no more than ♦
to Save bean, a expected ♦
JORDAN’S MOTHKILLER—
Saves dollars. Avoids packing and
crumpling of garments. Ixmp'ni
together, hang’m mfether inside
and outside of clothes, Furs, Car-
pets, etc. 15c, two for Me. _ /
If there really me •« <uaa word*
• ■ Ibe JneaiM ae longnagr, a Jon
nut feel fcavfsllt ba»dleappe«l
when be ategn no a wag of aum.
TV> raiao eiiilflren nittans the
agme as to rear rgiidren But’ when
Cougr. «g rafssS taxes, |he tax-pay
er does tin-rearing.
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to
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their
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g aonab
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L good
Io tai
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Of W
truth
ptlcal
wouU
In*.
The
WIMU
Morgi
Willis
ethics
. The
Mr. »
show
the *
gau t
gropoi
g Whi
t, empio
r tent t
Ui*m
i every-
boon
M*t ’
udlee
Ths
i Mm. i
to PH
ery m
II ' Il IS
. . theme
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trlct
trutji
qanditl
them-1
a mtn
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or i>ol
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re*pe<-
to bln
cd ma
Of vli
pf. defect
Wltl
linbia*
we as
that >
for Qi
to GUlNf
r c
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A baggy bome U one la wbleb
tbr hoebano realises thnt n woman
<rovre spending motley and love ir
Ibe order named- , i.
Where there's a wltl. there’s n
way. And where there I* no will,
there's n mmlly row.
Denton knows just what part they
nre going to ptay in entertaining
the Press convention and ea.cn and
every one of them will tl<> nil nnd
more than the, are expected to do.
The foolish ’■newspaper nublisher or
editor, who aljod“s imaginary busi-
ness to keep him nway ffom Den-
ton, will wake up sdme iby ti> the
faet that othcflt ure Improving
Ludlow L
[Crochet Fwlne]
The newest vague 'In ndldlecraft. .■ J
The work is rapidly done «nd it r
small coat. You can make sport f
An Mdditi9.Mil shlp.nent that in- baK’- "J*8.'
dudes one f< • Imt'i sun and rttin. ,* *f,,e °f 1W) Per ce9t a
fl .25, 12.50, |3. • • ----------- —
“A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed”
-------- Ji. j—t ,*x '.Kx. i- i.- u. -A—xx. - —---------------- ».
This ia a true saying, as evidenced by the fact that the GUAR-
ANTY FUND LAW of this State has protected the earnings of
thousands of working men afld women who would have been
financial wrecks had it not been for this great FRIEND IN
NEED.
4 *♦ • . ’’-Fj •' *t ,!
FIRST GUARANTY STATE BANK
1—, m,«w* —,—,n— mgmimi' ——»■*—<
As ws understand It. France all!
be irl*d to reduce her arlny if the
other* will reftucw the menace. <
■ 111 m ■■■ iwinu*^»«mman»mi — I ** I <
LIFE’S EQUIPMENT -
- “Here’s how 1 figure it 9ut," says he,
“With my ears to hear and my eves
. And my legs to walk and my hands
And a head to boW and a cap to jerk,
Whenever a dame that I know goes by
It’s well-equipped for this life ain I.
tiqn in honor of the
meh wf Aho stale HT'hlghly
elated. A Igrga voiuni.
Using appear* in the edition.'
for, ourself next week
Edwiud*. please have Mary
put the kettle on hnd keep the wa-
ter titlin'.
(Mineral Wells Index!
, Just a week from today ths Tex-
as Press Asaoelation convenes nt
Denton, Texas. and from Stl ac-
emtnt* Dmtrm ha* nh'tt* •'beAt Mh
and tucker" and is anxiously await-
ing* the aHlval of the pres* gang.
In honor of the event the Denton
Record-Chronlclffe issued a forty-
foul page edition and summing up
our estimate n'f lt tersely, It Is a
■’peaqh." It1 is well supported liy
(Richardson Echo)
Next week the ’’bosees" will »(trn
the ledger over, close the "klvijra"
for a few days, shove In the "cases’’ •
buy a couple of pages »f plat*., sav
something kindly to the ’’’devil ’ ,
and With the' Wlf«‘ and children,
leave f»r Dertton where fall Is set
for a real sociable. buslns«w-llke
time for all who appear. Will E<t-
w-tirds has made reservations nt
the CIA Dormitory for him and Mrs.
HMwnrda. bo they can be with the
’’gang" and go to the Press Meet-
ing, ju*t like the others,
hrowder has
£ € / Telapbaaw
Ma* aad adltonai office
Halloa IrepoHmeot---
* Kami., bj (be Itoctod-Cbroal-
SnttSiy lento radars <to
IKlatto PmaTaad Unltto Frern
S|} Uadte Bgaaan at Circala
pier ^(y^caa Mswegapsr Pub
Hontbora Newspapers I'nb
mMM
Sasaa 1‘iwm Association
I'Xshsrlf'’pifu! c£po?
M soesntl eiaaa mall mat
»nloa, Texas.
NOTION TO Tn* HIBUC.
Aay erroneous reflection upon the
------reputation or standing of
Some of the otrf-hoy love let-
ter* read In court indicate that
hardening uf the (.rteri-s Is aeeoin-
pHirted by wnf’entog <of the bratn.
y♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦»»♦♦♦♦»♦♦♦♦♦*
+ FLOWKHH FOR THE I.IVIVM*
+ To the Record-Chronicle. *
<9 I saw n copy of your IBSue m
+ of Monday here today ahd want O
+ one of them as a souvenir. It
I t
♦ field. Stamp* enclosed to malt <*
4 paper to me at Oriental Hotel ♦
+ Dallas. Yours vety trftly, m
* J. J. CtTNNlNOHAM. ♦
+ Rico, Texas, May ♦, t>22. ♦
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Fun on the White House LaWn
,.*■ * —- -*-■ - na s.a.*it n m
about Denton s.n<* the Texas Press
Association. It W«<! * n0*1 gh cuts
in this Issue, showing all the good
looking members of the aitaOcia-'
lion and th>< majority of the leading
Ing business men. This Issue went
out tie every puldisber in Texas and
should stimulate a strong desire In
the hearts of Texas editors to. at-
tend the Denton meeting. Ti e spec-
ial carried .a short history of the
Texas Press, reasons tor mernter-
ship in the uasuciation and Its
hopes for future MbueUt to all pub-
lishers. Hats off to y >U. you <te-
aeWe much praise for the work and
I rent on will reeeiv • thousands o’
Inches of free advnttllsing at a re
suit of this. Murk. 1-
IN THE BAY’S NEWS
Father Lorsnso Petoai, who Is re-
iJurted li. dispatches ftom Komi to.
have lost iila mind, Is a aecutar
priest who some twonty-Avw year*
ago leaped- into fame an a componor
of Mtcrid music. While serving aa
chapel-master of St. Ma fit’s Ban-
ollie* In Venice tty. young priest
iprimutod pm hrutneios the ’ per- ■
lormance of wtyeff’ rtartled all
Itply. They wore "Tbs Transflgu-
1 ait ion” and "The Reaurrecttyii of
lABarus.” Tire composer conducted
penfoemances of I.is works in the
principal cities x>f Italy and then
was called to Rome to conduct the
famous Sistine- Chapel chclr. In la-
ter years Father Perosi produced
other oratx>rloK and wrote many"
masses, and was acknowledged as
it master of ecclesiastical or sacred
’ . though hone of hia latsr
; ooinpositlonn brought him the ntiffle
of fame aa did his first
ANNETTE BANDEAU—
Made of ehamoia. To be worn un-
der bathing eap.
htyr and oars. w*oj «oj«o****- — —________ _________
What you racogniae as having need- DESIGNER for June is here. feQet
yd but didn’t know there was such a jun(. Eaehion aheet.
a thing. 60c. ---
. .an nt <,.♦ \ ONB THING BURE -
Ond thing is true, when other tMng« are lies—the taxes
rise, and higher still they rise. I view the past, the golden yea-
teryear, when twenty boriea wduld make my record clear. Yea,
twenty bucks would cover all my tax, and yet I yelled like
fbrty-devten yaks. "The government," I used to sadly say,
“just holds meAjp. and bean my wad away.” A hundred, bones
where once, t coughed up ten,I now dig up for tax-collecting
men; assessors come and cinch my bottom plunk, this thing is
true, tho other things be bunk. And yet, perhaps, if taxes were
to shrink, the land we love would soon be on the blink. We’re
paving roads, and building finer schools, and ornate jails to
house bdotlegglng fbols; the money goes, blown in with prince-
ly grace, to make the world a^nobler, better place. If th*a is
true it is not wise to roar because we’re cinched far tighter
Hh4 wants the happy medium.
You know there can he too much of
most anything, no matter how good,
si* rrtrud husband- *h«<ililu’t - dyel
thnt this reflects on klm ton much
A innn nearly ajwayn ean please
.bis wife by ataying at home when
I she wants him to and leaving llke'-
l'wiae. • -
is to!
is of
•al Jump and in-I ftto.(t»0 bale* of ra
«i ywr ana in |f) ftbout t“-
11 Carolina f..;..!.-.--- ,----
l?hjs stibjebt only 1 bales in the form of garmeqts, hos-
SSTtMhW, hp — ------ ------- ------------
«r seemingly
____•■peakers *1
terminal facilities,” as an epigram-
a Week.
(Richardson Echo)
The Denton* Itecord-ChronfCte,
Texas Press Association. Special of
May ttrst., wag O ,(*el. tyiindlnger.
Thlg ^ramtAJ iffs^>x[].* *1 1
outside of th., reguiar news sec-
lions. reprosontlug the regular Is-
sue. the special 1* Aped with things
Dr. .lamer. R. Angell, pi
Vale University,t 1
ton. Vt., 53 years
Rt. Rev. Wilson H._ Steal ly. co-
adjutor bishop of the Episcopal
diocese of Newark, N. J., born In
Philadelphia, ill years ago tiday.
Marie Wainwright, Ping a prom-
inent uctiTsa of tho American
stage, born in Plnlauoiph-.a,
year* ago today.
Edward J. Roush, outfielder Of
the Cincinnati National league
on**-bull team, whp has refused to
sign for this season, born at Oak-
land City, l««l . UH vnrr ago today. -
Roy Hamilton Wilkinson, pitcher
of Hie Chicago Aiiericar Icagun
baseball team, born at CanadalgUa
N. ¥., 2S year* ago today.
(Terrell Transcript)
The 44-puge special edition of the
Denton Record-Chronle-lej-faSHfied by
way of celebration of the meedtig
Of the Texas Press Association In
Denton next week, is on our ex-
change table. Dike everything else
of the Edwards’ stamp. It hears the
Impress of a master hand. Filftecn
hundred extra copies of the paper
were published snd a copy mailed
to eVary newApaiier publisher as a
special invitation for him to at-
tend the annual press com ItiVe
next week. Nothing so well re-
fleots the character. of a town as
the sort of newspaper that. Is pub-
lished In It and judged on that ba-
sis. Denton must be some town.
We believe We’ll go over ami see
itbout. Il for, ourself next
Ray Edwards. pleaxe have
j
"t by
schooner
seised nt
the
Texas should have a few* Yan-
kees along this line, and why hasn’t
-she? Many Texas towns and ctrtes
have cotton mills and there Is capi-
tal enough 16 put up a lot mow.
The state can not expect prosper-
ijy as long as nearly all the’stuff
produced Is sent elsewhere to be n
manufactured and then brought'
back and sold U» Texans at an enor-
mous InrfeaAe in cost. If cotton
were tnonufactured into nxiahid
goods at home. It would turn.loose
a great, (imound *bf monny that
now’ gdes-tn other states; ‘as It Is
Texas cltlsens get the little end
of *ttie deal and persons elsewhere
get the cream Why not a strenu-.
duh catn|iki|gn,. teackfd by sapttal of
TeXto, foY mbre.'ebltot) mills,
« !*?•—James iieniHooo. Je„ gager,
nor of Mouth Carolina and official
head i t The niilUt'catlon party, bort,
nt Charleston, A C. Died tn Texas.
NOV IB. IBfjl.
Dili—More than fifty lives los’
In a railway accident on the line
Bwseen FFtla and *ersaillaa.
Dior,—-Meabury Ford, governor of
Ohio DHK-50, died. Harn at Ches-
hire. Conrt., tn IH«i.
• 1872—Co.-igresu passed an act tor
tho removal of the Ka-inak Indians
Hie "local advertiser and as a spe-
cial edltlpnjt I" all that •ouhl be
desired. The Illustrations are cfear,
the subject matter "ffifttiir ffffli
judgment and arranged artistical-
ly* The Chamber of Contmerfe. the
Rotary and Klwanis Clubs anil the
C. 1. A. have eaclr sent out Hpeciiil
Invitations to the fraternity to at-
tend. State Press aays that’ the di-
plomata of Europe are Ini erested
and urging all newspaper men to
drop thefr work, arrange with their
local bank, for enough money to
ftnnncc the trip and go tn Dontftir,
May 11. 12 and 12.
We are not so Interested in what
the Euroiiean diplomats want us to
du as We are In another matter,
namely, towll: Mill Edwards says
he’s cleaned up his editorial deAk
am, intends to keep It In apple pie
order) until after the meeting. To
see a clean. nrtleHy editorial desk
will be worth several times the
dost of the trip ami many Will he-
glra hither f<rr that purpose alone.
It will be a sight never seen lifi-
fore in the history of -ne.Wspappr-
• dom and there be many doubting
Thomases who. even, now, are ex-
pressing dolibt as to Bill’s state-
ment nnd take It as a kind of a
catnoiiflxge to lure them to Den-
■ ton. . I. '___
-rd—
ENESS OF
SERVICE
rendered by thifl bank, the
absolute protection of ail
funds deposited in its cus-
tody, and the courtesy and
general efficiency of Us of-
ficers and employes are i>
sponsible for thei
popularity of this
mtt'
tio I'rntt: Jars, please,,
(Leonard Graphic)
---Deaton Hi1 gwiwg to tod her
to properly and adequatMg t
talh the members t; „™ _
Press AoCbclatlon
There next month. Preaidant-dSral-
ley of the College of ImUHRHal
Arts la providing for the hoflalng
of the members and visltotdfc »tyiv-
ing designated Lowry Hall .an tty
apartment quarters for that. fttOOS
■luring Its stky id Denton. To Mik
boys from East Texas we haye^jtys
to say: Out of reripect t<L the-ffshef•
oua hospitality of President Wai*
ley and the courtesy of- the .JNitfng
ladles who have volunteered
■ ate tywry Hall for our
ionoe and comfort and in t<>kto
our high regard for the gen(fent_r.
whose name the Hull bears, pltoke
<1op't leave any empty fruit Jara
In the rooms.
DOG HILL PARAGRAFS -
By George Bingham ’
The Mali Carrier grew offehlled
yesterday nfternoon xyhen a gang
of dogs kt the home of Columbus
Allsop mistook him for th*~;Tfn Ing. Just
peddler. *----
Clak Hancock drew on the same
Pipe <>f tebueeo a long time yester-
day and used a handful of matches
trying th keep it lit, only to find
that the pipe stem was stopped tin.
Atlas Peek says In traveling
along the highway of life the man
who causes most of thi trouble Is
the our who.is not willing to give
half of the road.
n Record-Chronicle
suwwhtol C
rk.iJJ 1 * 1 "■
of the British government, but they
have also th* jnyrnjutthy of the
American people except for a
loud-mouthed vdstonarlea moat of
whom have capitaliaed Irish unrest
ft 1 their own advantage rather
toan for the ffood of the Irish Jteo
pie. The Irish question has looked
to be settled sd often over the last
decade or two, only to be wortte
after the “settlement” than before,
that one is loath to predict that
the present truce means peftna-
hen peace. But as a sympathiser
with the Irish people and their aa-
pirations for governing themselves,
one hopes the present truce means
that the disorderly elements will
be put into the background where
for the good of Ireland they should
remain ' , . x, ■ ’* / ~
Z WITH THS FXCHANGICS f
&++ *
AHV Honev (Move reader say* the
average wife gels just ns mad If
y«iu 'stay around the house con-
stantly ns slip does if Yon stay
away from the house t-onAiantfy;
which’is a part ■>! the sob stuff of
life.—Bonham Favorite.
(Marshall Messenger)
The Denton Record-Chronicle is
out with a special StalV Pres.-l, Edi-
tion of 14 pages In honor of th*
meeting of State Press Ansoeiatlon
in that city next w**W. TV WoitTd re-
flect credit upon a metropolitan
<M|y. But that Is what anyone* who
knoW*. Edwards would expect^^j.
IM ■■h,**lca| music Is lass- While
many others are osaoh mar« tour al
In their views? Doubtless it would
be pretty, -hard to pick up enough
. policemen In Savannah, who are
sufficiently versed in the matter to
know when to make an arrest and
when not’ to, and It may be that
“not enough musicians could be Ity
eatod for the job who would agree.
Moro than likely jaxs Is charged
with a lot of crimes of which II i«
not guilty. One is constrained to be-
lieve that It is not jaw. but that
which goes with it, that results
Ik, tho harm. And *hy couldn't
these things be done without i«xs
as well M; with II?
M »»!•*♦< III >H HI »>»»♦»
X HuiAMura vwwpoiNT ♦
I By Robert Quillen ♦
Mix'd jury: One thrt contains
both men and women. Synonym ftoc
hung Jury.
♦ FLOWHltd POtt TH* LIVING'>
♦ To the Kecord-Chronlcle. ♦
♦ I received your epeclal T. P. *
4> A. Edition ibfa aYierrtoun, and ♦
♦ as a result have been enabled ♦
to forget mj trohbles for two ♦
* ctyitin- to
H* rlv- i
devea-
xa the
of
“WSi 'Wonting 'more wuflpondevs”
-o-nTWs Item. The suspender busi-
ness is holding up.
Practising on n plafio may make
your fingers sore: hilt not as
as It makes the neighbors.
„ Russia might have morn hope if
she had more soap.
The man who has been kicking
about the cold weather will soon be
kicking about the hot weather.
__-Two heads are hot better thpn
one If they both ache.
As a Jane bride says, "A ring
In’hand la worth two in the store.”
The straws we shall soon be
clutching at will be straw hats.
The equator, they say. ia not
where It waa. Perhaps it got too hot
thoFe.
About this time of the year the
small boy wishes teachers would
•trike.
Liquor may ruin the constitution;
hut the constitution has also ruin-
ed Ityuor. ,
Rabe Ruth haa bought n farm.
Per ha ups he is going to rula* a
- protest. "*-------
Two European capital*, Petro-
grad and Madrid, were built to or-
der, throne bjr Peter the Great,
the other s bllty H„ why dho»g Uic
4«tty site bkcauao of UW uattmia
>ri*oa wtych 111 auiTervil.
Read th*
Savannah. <la„ has adopted an or-
dinance burring Jacs from the stage
and ftotp all nublg: dancea as "in-
decent and Injurious to public mor-
als" and providing u fine of $100
or imprisonment, for ttyrty days aa
penalty; for Ita vioIAtNn* Will It be
loft to the Sa van nah police to run
down Jaxs In al] its forms, or wl)|_
- -—--^Itiee of disputatious munl-
ic employed for aueh <)<?tec-
■rk?— Texarkana Four Htatea
• . ' —tHlttlT’Mllll - 1 r - - -K « 1
HATS HATS HATS
•' •*& •" J it' • ■'
Straws for Men in the latest styles. Hats for the
children, hats for the ladies, at a price worth giving
us a call. , - . ♦ * - ' ‘
SHOES FOR ALL OCCASIONS. —
DreM goods of tne new and snappy numbers.
We appreciate your trade. . .. r * ’
ACUFF & COMPANY J
Phone 99 We Deliver
“Farmers, by alt means, must grow their own feed. A
suggested lease for feed acreage is as follows: Com, 5 acre*;
hay, 2 acres, for each work animal and in addition ample feed
and pasturage for cows, hogs and other animals on the place.
A successful farmer is a farmer with hay in the barn, torn in
the crib, meat in the smokehouse, with poultry, eggs and cream
to flelL’’ • ' *
Now, Texas farmers, why not follow this? Then if you
have any wheat or any cotton it will be a surplus to deposit
safely in the
niurr NAiioNAL
Welcome, Texas Press Association.
■ 1 .......... ..i
'■ ■ , *-•♦/ *• IT-
__________________ •
w u r ~ - -
"David
Digby, N. 8.,
nxhliig Ihws.
ID!—Nec'Hld tolephoiis cable laid
undnr the Engllsn i*hannei.
l»0»—Tty northern of
Greenland was discovered "by*Lleut.
Peary
ITTT—TT. S RAilrokd Wafv Com-
mission recon.mended wage in-
ertflsea totalling 300.000.000 annual-
ly.
th vltot them,
editor Ih the, 1
much valuable
formation about the association, (he
program prepared for the meeting,
etc;, n rpnrfcined hundirds of en-
gravings. of thv eiUtois. of the
state, nnd views in and " around
„ featuring Hie two state
imh«M>l<« tteere. Itovt'M- Edward* edi-
tion in honor of the newspaper
_ ... appr.e-
<>T silver*
bqllt up int_,------
SvInTJn
Too many public
matist aptly described it; they don’t
know when to quit. AH of up have
n peen men who could make » wond-r-
ful forensic effort for fifteen min-
ted in talking for
lid sway the crowd
____ _______their burst of in-
ft tetest but lost it by overtalking
I tltaiF welcome. Mark Twain drew u
.’|NN> pwturv of such an orator when
g,, V- i'Hti waa the most etOqllTnt ora-
^UT 'I"ever listened to. I!,- painted
g; benighted condition of the
heathen so otcarly that my d*<p. *t
F' 'Mastlon WM uroused. 1 rerolved to
j.': WMSl A Hf<-T<mg "Wn.1l tfnil cottl rl-
,jo)]ar jb tench the go«|»-l
HKral JUy benighted brethren.. As th-
fljtetoker - pDVeeeded I decided ■ (o
F . make It five dollars and then t"n-
I knew It to be iny duty
|?,T to Wire the cause all th< cash 1
p-.t/wly' wllh two—-twenty ilollurw. Th.
F . Jlleadings of the orator uroupht
npan ffli.stltt further hnd t decirtf d
to not only rive ull the cash I had
£„JEM me. but to borrow tw< nty did- -a commi
E. 1*rs from my friend who sat it mv clans be
t side. That wan the time to v*k up ‘
I , the eoUection. -However the sp<uk-
Esfc^fe'-toroceeded and I lost interest
I’ and finally dropped
I sweet aismtoer and whsa «*• sauar.l .;-n'ythlnr (, jgyt count**! btrlct-
UMMBlHt— “--------
) ♦ or three hours. The fi
■ ♦ ued rains and the rtslM;
I to ers. wash -out roads and 1
| ♦ tated llelrts, ’as Well a
to general "punk" condition
. ...e newspaper business local-
t verythlng greased > ly just now. were side-track-
’ * ..............", 1— 5 (.:
tor and evSry man and woman ln,^ from
AM “"“••L- ?.s
W-WmAIx is Dsatra Cssnty
niton. Texas, Muy R, 1922
J* Index goei
story that h
TOPICS OF THE DAY
'‘Jt-’?”?" "'1 I ' Ji ... . ____'*
HAND MADE BLOUSES—
Thia I* th* fourth shipment we /jJ
have received. , Batiste and Voile /fffl
Blouses that we have been running VY
at »2.CH, 13.60 up to 16.75. V
■p by prodding me In the
, . —, . ala aaftaaitoh alate. 1. iit.il
jWly refuasd to corilribute. but I
7 j«m ashamed Co 'slate .that I stole
(fifteen cents from the plate."
^4 - ——0---
' Action of the Rotary Club in
starting a Student*’ Loan fund de-
serves commendation and support.
“The fund is small yu».' but it al-
ready is functioning and loans have
been made sufficient to help tide
several students tn local institu-
tions over-finhbeial difficulties and
3pt them complete their 1922 terms.
’There is no investment to be made
tohat will yield such returns m an
^investment in young manhood and
■womanhood, when they ure of the
?type that wants an education badly
^enough to work their way thru or
mortgage their future to get it.
• -Student loan funds are intended to
'help such a* they, and the history
;Of such ktohs shows that the losses
are go Small afl to be negligible.
'Both the local colleges have loan
’.funds that have never lost a cent;
•.repayment of their loans almost
• Jinuffriabiy ia accompanied by an in-
"ertmewt much larger than straight
• toterrat would have bden. Anil
>oim of the most successful grod-
*uHtes Ih after life have been those
'.who worked and borrowed to got
;their educations. The University
•Club ut Wichita FnV* . is setting
!*sidc a ^erefMage M its gfoss in-
eeate fer such a fund Alumni of
practically evety educational inxti-
•yijtiOn in the State have inaugurat-
*R_Juch ,funds. Here in Denton
where the opportunity to help ie at
> Mind every day, there should be a
.rand worthy of out interest in udu-
—
iriice ’.mF only' io pernHl
, ms between the Pro-
———.al Government, set up tinder
•the Lpndcm conference terms and
;ih* IteVaJemiles. but there is some
^reason to hope that, since the Sinn
Ji’ein element ha* reached the point
TT" Wrtdto R i* wiIMn* - to MgoUwte
rather than resort to violence, the niurming'K our
• truce bray be made permanent, at b,‘, n hardened b
insofar a* dieeonrinttanre of u"’ ssgoph-mo,
. Jghe bluody •MBtoitottkum und oth< i - - - - -
'outrages Thd Off'TflhTU ete-
*ment I* in the minority in-Ireland,
; Where there seems • genuine <ie-
jmafld for peace bnder the terms of
^^“jAnglo-Irish agreement; but the
p f»ct that it is a minority ha*
__ th* mor* militant and op-
„ to waiting for and accepting
result* of the election that will
hold a* eoffn a* conditions por-
;. De Valera and the irreconcil-
I element tn frnh polities he
led’ have done tiothteg for Ire
d sineo the signing of the Lon-
gyW*s**$**tj to the contrary,
f aro reopmmible for much
Mahed and tariaoil and the un-
UtoBMH «f Ireland. -Tho CoHhw-
nth etetnenta, backed, a* one
ltd, by • large majority of the
|H|' of fleffith Ireland, accepted
coffcjHatbry offef,
ipetgaftnce in virtu-
N*M0 name. They
*a*ion that
tad ta Irela
wm utterly
to the Indian Territory.
IM8U—Aityrlcan lishin'c
Adams" wm
for violating
Mu was In the kitchin yastiilday
ufllrnoon making 11 cake tor the
Dawtere of Cleopitttera. on yin* O
dei.r 1 hop* it will tarn out ull
rite, the ladles of the Fasswerd
Coiumltty are so fussy. Hivisa >ne
•*. I'le r, **^d I t.ifr|tW^- <-i- jif _ **'*
thinks it taists funny or envihmF
She wont give it to the DawterS of
CUopaltera and we’it eat It home
insted.
And wm ah* started to smear the
icing on it I sed. Well hay. ma.
in ease it -has a funny taist you
better let me jry It lerst. '
A funny talst, the idaer, wy
should H have a funny taist? sed
ma, the cake is perfeckly all rite,
Avy shouldettt it be nh rlteT- '
Sure, ma, ony you better let me
twist it feral and then if Its all
ilU; you wont have enythlng more
to worry about. J sid. apd ntg eed,.
Dont be silly, do you rippose I
can offer the ladies of the Pass-
weed Commltty a-cake with a
peece out?
Well G, ma. wy dont you eut me
off a ’rttle slice before you put the
Icing on. and- then you cun fill the
.space with Icing and nobody wbnt
notice it jest like a faits tooth, 1
serf, and ma red. Rutch a oompar-
ison, O well. I would like to kaow
It it taists air rite, jest for my
own piece of mind. And she cUt
off n little sklnnle slice and gave
it to me to try; Mich I did. say-
ing. Holey sr.ioaks. ma. there" is
something funny about it.
M kil • NonsentK. how d«re
say sutCh A thing. I notice ,
ublent leevc a crum of it. I know
wat yquri after, you wlint the cake
for yourself, well youre not smart
enaff for me. Im the original lady
Sherlock Homes, sed ma.
And she filled the space with ic-
ing. me thinking. O well, I had the
lerst slice eny-way.
Open caxmaat* mall little.
----- ,----thnagb
to see what
style* raable
he la gettlnk.
Frahk | * th..
and running like a twin tw*lve. mo-| to
(♦ fro
If 1
♦ on
1 ♦ P*r peach, yet
♦ was 1. _____, „ _ ______—
to from the acknowledge 1 • ucst to
to small-town dally in Texas." ♦
to Wu: have given the boy.i & to
♦ foretaste of What we may ex- •
to pect next week, and any of us ♦
♦ who fall to visit Denton after A
their boniness and broadening their , to that—well, we ought to be A
♦ sentenced to go back to hand- ♦
+ <-oio|h>sUtlon and an army to
to press. — to-
HKNTOff ANI1 THE TPV
(Honey Grove Cltisenl
The Texas Prsss Assn< iaiioii
meet* In Denton May It, li-and 13.
Most of the editors will attend be-
cause therp Are- h«M) pretty iMHlege
girls In that tow*. but If w* *0 it
‘wIII ft* to he«i the etUlo****r 11** Mer -
Vernon Optic Herald and the Honey
Grove ('Risen make a speevh spleen
—Mt. Pleas*lit Times Review
t. it will be well worth a trip to
Denton to hear the editors of the
Herald and the Cltlsen make a
speech, especially the latte*. '-He
never made one in his life and if
he makes- one on this occasion It
will be worth going miles and mil*"'
to hear. What he Is going tu do
1q his competitor,, however, Wilt be . music.
*. ' <‘<j tn mu
mrasnre of fame
two oratorios. . ’
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