The War Whoop (Abilene, Tex.), Vol. 51, No. 22, Ed. 1, Monday, April 1, 1974 Page: 2 of 6
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WAR WHOOP
April I 11)71
Professors Sound Off
On Big World Problems
QUESTION OF THE WEEK: What Is (he bluest problem In (he world
and how would you solve l(?
PROFILt-ON-THE-PODIUM
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(cnle Hicctlhci-t Kngllnhi The hi!ti'M problem fn I ho xwirld I tlint I hero
nin't nobodx 'rom horo thnt known how to taxxk or expro lilolf Wo need
nioro nchoolin' In clohu uh rlncurhin mt knoxx xxhnt I nu'iuV
llml Sludge HlMnriThcocntinlcriiii Inherent innurprononl iciel i
o complexilx of ninny itnl e thnt enn onl ho Mudlcd In inlnuto dctnll.
not in n iduirt paragraph Therefore. I will lecture on thi quentlon for the
next two month require n roenrch pnper. throe outiilo pnporhack book
and n comprehenMxe reven-p.ipe exam
Huddha I .a Trnnh Political Science: Tin1 blg(jpit problem the U S ho in
thnt wo have no good politician w ho n omething now omi'thlng uniipio.
nomething diflerent omelhlnn meaningful and who don't repent the Mine
old cliche o or imdovornndover Wo need action not word mmusmo xx ho
x ill xxork for the little man iiitciidofthennio thing oxer and oxer and ox or
AIo we need gold oil and friend
Hark Antslox Hlologx: There' nothing wo can do about our biggcM prab-
lorn It h our aiuotoiV fault ThoMJnpe loused up exer tiling Wo cant do
anx thing alxnit our hxgene
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Dnnulc Peakneotlwe HunlnoKt: Our biggcM prohletu Ix the chortago of
golf hull What I thi world coining to when there i a Miortago of our inot
important commodlt.x our biggest export and tho mot important ounoof
rcxemie thi count r ha oxer een'
Fane) rinkli' Music: What the world need now i lox e eel lox e Wau-o
exerjhmlx need oomeono to help them innke it through the night Wo all
know there' pit to ho a morning after hut It' Nimellme linrd to reinoinhor
the wax wo were when it wn the first time oxer we wixx her face hut
regardless of who that dark Indx i wo need to look on the cunnx ide of the
street hecau-o loxe i a mun splendored thing xou know
Mens Dorm Hours
Rooms Checked by
Due to the teco nt student sur- suid that the ruling will elimi-
veya on doini policies the ad- unto the discrimination of
ministration has decided to in- xxomen xxlnch students hnxeob-
stitutedoun houiloi men 'I he jected to and might even im
nexx policx xx nu Id lequire the prove grade-point averages
rascals to lit in lix I J on week- among males
nights and Jl .1 in on weekends "They might just have to
to coincide xx ith women shouis study if they couldn't he out
l)r Thomas Kim piesident. running around." he com-
Parking Meters Installed
All Over McM Campus
MSG announces that starting per hour or 10 houis for $'1 00
Apul 4. theie will he parking Instnllntion or the parking
meters on campus foi exery meters xvill negate the necessity
parking space for MSG fueSi uctordlnR l() Ann
I he charge will he 2f cents Lovmgton. MSG president
WAR WHOOP (
The WAR WHOOP Is published weekly neadjn8 ls Friday noon Phone Ext 285
during the Fall and Spring semesters ex-
cept during finals dead week and vaea- M.mbr ol T.X1S
Editorial statements ol the WAR Edltor Unda Adams
WHOOP reflect the opinion of Individual Assistant Editor Cheryl Strlley
writers of the newspaper staff and are not Sla Wflt6fS Anne Holand
necessarily those of the McMurry College Susan Youno
administration and faculty. Business Manager Mary Cote
Contributor Mike Davis
The WAR WHOOP office Is In 216 Photo Editor Billy Adams
Maedgen. Address material to Box 248 Photographer Craig Huber
McMurry Station Abilene Texas 79605 Sponsor Patrick Bennett
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EMPEROR
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T 1M ! ftffR TPAI I
thi t rftft ( lr t All
itmm rrt iwihcwirm k4 im4ii th td
'Even tho ProsWont must stnnd nokodl I"
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APRIL1
Ann Landers John Mitchell
On McM Marriage Panel
Added.
Mothers
mented.
With the limns the men xvill
liaxe to smn in and out and ie-
ceixe call uoxx ns for misconduct
The change xvill he effective
1'all of 107-1 and Kim says he is
hopeful that the nexx policy xvill
attiact sonieofthediflerent type
of students "those who enjoy a
moie homelike atmosphere
The faculty added that room
checks would remain at the
same time hut would he done hy
thedoim motlieis instead of un-
reliahle students to insure
sanitary and healthy living No
othei policy changes weie an-
nounced Staley Gets
Probated Sentence
Dean Alan Staley has re-
ceived a thieu-yeai prohnted
sentence on conviction of the
charge of cruel and unusual
treatment of squash hugs
The charge grexv nut of an in-
cident last spnng when Or
Staley confessed to vacuuming
the little pesks off plants in his
garden
"Next spnng 1 won't go
aiound bragging about it" Dr
Staley xvas quoted as saying.
Undercover agents from the
Abilene Police Dept have been
stationed at the garden to pre-
vent future cruelty incidents
Ann Landers will make a spe-
cial guest appearance from
10-11 am today in the Little
Theatre She has been aHked to
participate in a panel discussion
for the class "Marriage and the
Family "
Other panelists include Sistei
Lisa Catherine from St Mary's
Academy .Joe Naimath and
.John Mitchell former white
bouse dean
Out of six responses to twenty
invitations today's panelists
xx ere the only ones available on
this date
The guests were asked to pre-
pare a brief summary of their
personal iexvson"Hoxvtollave
a Successful Marriage " A ques-
tion and discussion period will
follow The special class session
is open to the public
Ian Black chairman of the
Streaker's Lullaby
Adaptation by .Joe Hodges
To be sung to the tune of
"Houston" Hy Dean Martin
Well the boredom in this old
town.
Is about to get me doxvn
I'm a fanny without no
fame
.Just stieakin' in the rain
Got to find a closet closet closet
I streaked every day for a
week
My sneakers got wet so they
squeaked
Everyone thought it a sin
But it's great to go streak in'
in.
Got to find a closet closet
closet.
I've got holes in both of my
shoes
The cops are givin' mo the
blues.
They caught me yesterday
While trying to streak
away
Got to find a closet closet
closet
discussion lommittee said that
the committee hopes these
celehiitiesxxill pieeul a unique
and fresh xiexx on the subject
Mrs. Jarrett Jailed
On Marijuana Charge
Mis Wnltei Jiuiett assistant
legistiar xxas in Taxloi C'ounfy
Jail Monda.x moiuing in lieu of
$7.r)000 bond after it xxas dis-
coxeied she has been growing
maiijuana in the legist rar's of-
fice for at least fixe jears
"I only wnt vied the plants
during coffee bieaks so I don't
see xvlieie this is nn.x of the
school's business oi yours
either" Mis Janett told a War
Poop repoiter
Her immediate supei visor
Richard Vanno.x xxas icpoited
to be in shock "She could baxe
at least cut me in on some" he
staled "Heie I xe been shelling
out $10 a lid Im thestufl I don't
knoxv il 1 can exei loigixe hei oi
not foi this outiageous enme"
Mi .Jauett xxas using the
mnnex made fiom sale oi the
plant to save toward hei
gi mulch ildi en's education at
McMuirx
Letter to the Editor
Dear Kditoi
I thought perhaps 1 could get
an education heie but noxx I
have a lexv doubts
What is happening to McMui ry
a supposed Chiistian institu-
tion'' Can we stand idly by while
Satan turns the U S intoacoun-
tiy ol Lance HentelsV
I wonder what kind of thrill
these McMurry "Stieakers" are
getting out of childishly expos-
ing themselves to ojheis Why
can't someone put a stop to it
Communists want out morals
to break down so they can over-
tbroxv the countiy Let's not let
it happen here on the Reserva-
tion' I say catch those perverts and
make them streak off our
campus for good!
Sincerely
Richard I King
Freshman Odessa
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